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The 18 Ugliest Photos of (Usually Hot) Famous Chicks

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The 18 Ugliest Photos of (Usually Hot) Famous Chicks
Often times for beautiful actresses, ugly-ing it up can be the ticket to Oscar gold. Not in the case of these chicks, who've had the following photos taken of them at just the wrong moment. Inquiring minds investigate the ugly photos of usually beautiful women below.

The whole "looking ugly" thing does do pretty well in movies, though. Who could forget glamorous former model Charlize Theron rendering herself unrecognizable behind make-up to portray serial killer Aileen Wuornos, and Christina Ricci, rendering herself... um, okay, still pretty recognizable as Wuornos' lover and companion, Selby Wall? Or Gwyneth Paltrow in Steven Soderbergh's "Contagion," leaving aside the typical Hollywood glamor in order to portray a woman dying of a deadly virus?

But the following actresses didn't go fug for a role. In fact, their decision to leave the house looking this way may very well cut their careers short rather than extend them via awards and recognition.

In many cases, these ladies made a bad impression in these photographs simply because we're used to seeing them in more make-up (or more professionally applied make-up, at least.) In others, an exuberance towards plastic surgery is to blame. Regardless, these are the hottest celebrities who have taken the ugliest photos. Enjoy?
http://www.ranker.com/list/the-18-ugliest-photos-of-_usually-hot_-famous-chicks/greg,

Adriana Lima
Lima is a Brazilian Victoria's Secret model, so there's really no good excuse for this.

This isn't some "oh, we caught this celebrity without make-up" kind of incident. She looks lost and confused in this picture, like she's smiling at the cameraman in hopes that they'll read the note pinned to her chest and tell her how to get home. So, why is this, ultimately, okay?

Because she's brought us a lot of great times and we've all had our experiences with images of her. And the fact that she came to her own in the days where some people still spent Friday nights alone with a Victoria's Secret catalog (just a few years ago) proves her staying power.

Not only that, but in almost every other picture she's managed to hold her own against all the other Victoria's Secret models, which is insane. She's the type of girl that can be the hottest person in a picture of three insanely hot girls. I mean, look.

But dear lord. This is the derpiest a famously hot girl has ever looked. Ever.
Angelina Jolie
I imagine she's doing a Butthead impression in this picture. She's laughing like him and doing it very accurately.

Not only does the normally super-hot Jolie look monstrous here, but I'm not even sure a human being should be able to turn their neck at that angle. It looks like she's about to spin it all the way around and throw up pea soup on me. It's really saying something when Jon Voight in the same outfit and position would probably be hotter.

And remember this picture of her? She's always been insanely cute.

And look at her in this recent picture in a long black gown, doing for black gowns what she used to do for tiny black dresses 

She's still good and the signs of aging aren't that obvious yet, but this picture of her belongs in a clown-horror movie.

Britney Spears
It's Britney, b*tch! And she's either about the throw up after a night of hard partying, or this is actually just a wax figure of her that has been left out in the hot summer sun for a few weeks. Your call.

This picture is just... ugh... especially considering The Hottest "Vintage" Britney Spears pictures out there.
Cameron Diaz
Nope, this ISN'T footage of Diaz's little-seen screen test for the role of "The Scarecrow." It's just a candid photo of her in her hipster-iest hat.

Now, there may be some among you that dislike this selection, arguing that Cameron Diaz is not a "hot celebrity" to begin with. Certainly, she's famously been plagued by bad acne. To those people, I submit her appearance in the 1994 film "The Mask." Sssssssssssmokin'! (I'm sorry. I'm truly, truly sorry.)
Gwyneth Paltrow
This photo was either taken of Gwyneth immediately following a 10-day coke binge, or right as she was about to sneeze. I'd suggest that it may have been intended as a tie-in to her role in the Steven Soderbergh film Contagion, in which she's dying of a killer virus, but she looks better in the shots from that film I've seen. That film in which she's playing a woman who's dying.
Jennifer Lopez
Click here for a close-up of the infamous "Spanx debacle."

Gah! What's even going on in this photo? Is this a case of us just catching JLo's thigh at the WORST POSSIBLE ANGLE? Or does she always look like this and just weird some kind of crazy Spanx to cover up that mound of cottage cheese?

Perhaps someone should lay off the tacos y burritos. (Hey, that's not racist! It's a quote from an episode of "South Park" in which Cartman was being racist. So I think I'm on solid ground here...)

But, this is alright because she's brought us a lot of great eye candy in the past.
Katie Holmes
I knew Katie had sort of turned a bit strange after the whole conversion to Scientology. But I didn't realize they actually had turned her into a zombie. Is that even legal?

She looks like Bruce Willis at the end of a Die Hard movie.
Kristen Stewart
Kristen Stewart is, by any objective analysis, a very attractive woman. Her looks get undermined, however, by 2 phenomenon: (1) She appears in the most hateful book-and-film series of our era, the Twilight juggernaut and (2) she has the fashion sense of a forgetful disinterested vagrant.

But for press lines and promotion, she always dolls up and looks adorable. here she is in a bra in a still from the new Twilight movie (so that you don't have to waste time looking for it). She also fills out a dress really well.

So all hope isn't lost due to this picture, but hopefully she does all kinds of raunchy movies after the Twilight series of "films" (*stress shiver*) usually finally comes to an end.

Meg Ryan
Yes, this is actually a photo of former highly adorable romantic comedy mainstay Meg Ryan. She looks like the stoner best friend from a low-budget '70s teen movie. The MALE stoner best friend. If this person faked an orgasm in a crowded restaurant, it wouldn't be an iconic and endearingly hilarious classic film moment. It would be a multiple felony.
Katy Perry
Let this be the final word on the subject, ladies... enabling the "flash" function on your camera phones, webcams, and digital cameras is not doing you any favors. Ever.

It's really a shame that so much internet pornography has come to revolve around them, as it's just not really a flattering look. And the pervert community weeps for these sings.

Normally, Katy Perry could do anything and look hot. I'm pretty sure I could look at a photograph of her chainsawing puppies to death and still get at least a partial going. But put her on a webcam and BLAMMO!, she looks like some emo dude who needs a haircut and some Clearasil (they still make Clearasil, right?).

But not to worry, her boob-teasing hotness isn't going anywhere, because as recently as the Smurfs movie premiere, she looked awesome in her Smurfette dress: Katy Perry wearing a Smurfette dress.

And just last year she gave us this amazing topless picture that is probably too small for her.

Just don't catch her without any makeup on.


16 Scandalous Politician's Daughters

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16 Scandalous Politician
Because of the Internet's existence, nobody is safe and nothing is sacred, so here are the 16 daughters of notable politicians who have brought the drama.

Children of politicians can oftentimes find themselves in the limelight just as often as their parents when when they stray from being the perfect child. Paparazzi, news reporters, and entertainment TV love to jump at any chance they get to dog on these kids, and we're giving you the dirt on what they've done. 

http://www.ranker.com/list/the-16-most-shameful-politician_s-daughters/robert-wabash,

Alexandra Kerry
Alexandra Kerry, the daughter of Senator John Kerry and director/producer in Hollywood, was busted for driving under the influence, but because her blood alcohol level was .06 and the legal limit is .08, she wasn't given a DUI. 

The hottest part? She 
was on the red carpet that the Cannes Film Festival showing off her, well, cans. 


 


Chelsea Clinton
While former president Bill Clinton and his wife Hillary struggle to make ends meet with paying down their three house mortgages, their daughter Chelsea is out showing the entire world how much she loves her fat salary. From her 5000 square-foot apartment overlooking Madison Square Park and fully equipped with oak floors and Italian marble bathrooms to her $3.3 million dollar wedding, this girl has got it made.
Noelle Bush
Daughter of former governor Jeb Bush and niece of former president George W. Bush, Noelle has been in the news time and again for her drug abuse problems. She was forced to go to rehab in Orlando after filling a Xanax prescription under a false name, and then was caught twice while in rehab stealing prescription pills and hiding crack in her shoes, for which she served 10 days in jail.
Patti Davis
Patti Davis is the daughter of the late President Ronald Reagan and is the only first daughter to have ever posed for Playboy (nude).

Davis was, at some point, romantically involved with a member of classic rock band The Eagles during the 70s, when they were cool. During that time, and at some point in the early 80s, she also got guest-star spots on shows such as "Fantasy Island," "The Love Boat," and "ChiPs."

She, unlike her father, has really liberal viewpoints and never got along with her staunchly religious and Republican family until they started dealing with Reagan's alzheimer's.

She was famously known as the black sheep of the family during Reagan's run as president and did everything in her power to rebel against her parents; most notably posing nude for Playboy and letting some guy hold her boobs for the president to see on every news stand in America.

BONUS: check out who they're interviewing in her Playboy issue!
Meghan McCain
The daughter of Senator/Presidential candidate, slowly-rotting-yet-somehow-still-walking corpse and war hero John McCain, Meghan McCain, who got her Bachelor's Degree in Art History from Columbia University, is a prominent blogger and has been on various nationally televised talk shows discussing pressing political issues, also has huge breasts.

And she let everyone on Twitter know about it via scandalous pictures that were well-covered throughout the Internet by Republicans, Democrats, and perverts alike. She really rose to fame when this happened and added some scandal/shame to her father's already tarnished image.

Even though she's an extremely well-read and intelligent woman, here is a picture of a journalist asking her boobs a question, showing everyone exactly the kind of image that this politician's daughter is upholding in the media: link.
Ashley Biden
Ashley Biden, daughter of Vice President Joe Biden, was known as quite the party animal back at Tulane University, where several students commented on her super duper "short shorts," and one "friend" of hers claims to have a videotape of her snorting cocaine, though authenticity of the tape has yet to be confirmed. 

However, the anti-drug politician's daughter was arrested for pot possession. How many politicians can brag about their daughters doing that?
Dominique Sharpton
Reverend Al Sharpton's daughter, Dominique, as well as her mother, both resisted arrest and cursed at police officers after cutting the officers off in traffic while on her way to the theatre. Her reasoning? "You were driving too slow. I have a play to go to."

Spoken like a true diva. 

They were charged with resisting arrest and for running a red light. 
Jenna & Barbara Bush aka "The Bush Twins"
The Bush Twins (you know, those girls who were the first daughters of the U.S. for eight years), who even at their first mention sound like a fetishist porn duo, didn't waste ANY time making their daddy proud (that he had GREAT publicists) when he first took office.

JENNA:
Just a few months after President George W. Bush was inaugurated, his 19-year-old daughter, Jenna (the blonde), was cited for alcohol possession by a minor. She also pulled a massively publicized "lip slip" during his presidency while taking her underwear off in public and flashing her family's namesake for paparazzi everywhere.

BARBARA:
Even though she's drop dead gorgeous, it is still difficult to think of Barbara Bush as hot because HER NAME IS BARBARA BUSH. If you're from a younger generation, click the following link to see what most people imagine when they think the name Barbara Bush. It's kind of hard to get past that, even though she kind of has a Kate Beckinsale thing going.

Barbara Bush

Barbara Bush *shiver-cringe* was caught using a fake ID when trying to buy alcohol at a bar, which wouldn't have been so bad if it wasn't for the other times she was caught doing similar things all throughout Bush's presidency until she became "legal."

As a pair, the twins have had numerous legal and personal problems with violating underage drinking laws, while friends of the Bush girls have said that they also enjoy marijuana – despite her father's anti-drug (anti-fun/freedom) policies.

Click the pic to the right for a full gallery of the Bush Twins partying hard like they're songwriters for Andrew WK!
Caroline Giuliani/Hanover
Starting off the list is daughter of Rudy Giuliani, Caroline.

Caroline Giuliani has been known to have her, um, daddy issues (click me for link proof!) for quite a while now. She lost touch with her father, former Mayor Rudy Giuliani, when he stopped coming to her graduations, special events, and showing up for things in her "life." She usually goes by Caroline Hanover just because of how much she doesn't consider him her father, but when she got arrested for shoplifting, she was quick to use her other, more world famous surname.

In 2010, at age 20, Caroline Giuliani was busted for shoplifting $150 worth of beauty products in her jacket by the Sephora camera at the Upper East Side of Manhattan in New York. The cops arrested the ex-presidential candidate’s daughter for petty larceny, where they asked her to "hanover" the make-up and accessories and to kindly follow them to jail.

BONUS: For those fashion hounds out there, and for those whose girlfriends make them watch Bravo shows every week night, what did Caroline steal from Sephora? A variety of beauty products including Dior skin primer, Bliss moisturizer, and even a hairnet (because hey, you never know when you'll end up in jail having to serve sloppy Joes to unibrowed women the size of comic book villains' henchmen).

Ashley Garamendi
Ashley Garamendi, whose photo is only available if associated with her DUI arrest and daughter of California Lieutenant Governor John Garamendi, avoided a DUI charge because a toxicology report showed she was not driving above the California legal limit of .08 when driving home buzzed from a party in December last year.

The Yolo County District Attorney charged Garamendi with driving under the influence of alcohol as a minor. Hot.

The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History

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The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History
Nothing puts an expiration date on a relationship quite like invading the personal space and property of a man and then destroying something he holds dear. Here are 13 videos of crazy girlfriends, who also happen to be pretty damn hot, destroying Jaguars, XBoxes, balls, PS3s, fingers, Star Wars collections, and most importantly, dreams. Girls are ranked both by their craziness and hotness... what?

EDIT: Hey, I'm really glad my list is getting out there and that people are reading! BUT... are most of these real or fake? Well, it's the Internet, so you can come to expect a lot of both. Either way, these girls are part of Internet history, no?
http://www.ranker.com/list/the-13-sexiest-psycho-girlfriends-in-internet-history/john-barryman,

The Original: Girlfriend Smashes Boyfriend's XBox
An oldie but a goodie (and the one that started the console smashing trend in 2010), this sexy blonde had had it with her boyfriend and in this oversaturated viral video from early 2010. She proceeds to destroy her boyfriend's XBox with a golf club. It was covered in news stories all over the Internet and mainstream media and garnered a new hatred for unsupportive girlfriends, as well as a wave of "alright, maybe we SHOULD spend more quality time together."

Her boyfriend later smashed her laptop in a retort video showing that not only was this one probably fake, but that they prank each other all the time, like that one couple on Break.com whose girl would have made the list if it wasn't for the constant, brutal back-and-forth she has with her boyfriend where she's totally cool with being pranked just as long as she can prank him back.

So before anyone says anything in the comments, they didn't make the list because they're both cool with the pranks and put them on break. This means that not only do they have a great relationship, but that the girl is absolutely, unbelievably cool.
Girl Destroys Her Ex's Starcraft 2 Beta Key
Real or fake, this girl is an absolute either comic genius or complete psychopath. Either way, it's really, really hot for some reason. There's a lot wrong with me. It's probably the glasses.

So this girl basically does what was, at the time, the unthinkable. She didn't go out and bang his best friend or key his car or break anything he owned... except his spirit. People have waited YEARS for Starcraft 2 to come out. Starcraft 2 was one of the most preciously anticipated games of the last 10 years and Beta access to an early version of the game was like having a Willy Wonka Golden Ticket (only much more available.)

So, when "Brad" received his Starcraft 2 Beta key in the mail, which would have allowed him access to the wonders of Starcraft 2 (and freed him from the shackles of "showering"), his email had been hacked... by his ex-girlfriend. The hottie that he dumped for obvious, "I don't want my children to grow up deaf" reasons had not only hacked into his email, but deleted his Starcraft 2 Beta key email. On top of that, she printed it out before doing so just so she could video tape herself shredding it.

The comic timing of where the video ends is priceless. She's also up near the top of the list because she's insanely cute (once again, it's probably just the glasses), despite the fact that she probably collects human flesh.
Girlfriend Doesn't Realize Boyfriend is on Vacation
Since there are no pictures of this girl in this video, one can only assume she looks kind of like, no, EXACTLY, like the picture to the left.

Click here for the full video of this slow, steady trainwreck of a woman. It is amazing and worth your time.

So a guy gets the golden opportunity to backpack through Europe for two weeks. He tells his friends and family, and even tells his girlfriend and calls her to say goodbye the night before he leaves. She ends up forgetting this ever happened because she's a bad listener. The guy has his phone turned off throughout his trip in order to avoid roaming charges, which is why he doesn't answer his phone.

She ends up sending email, after email, after email, having completely forgotten that he was in Europe. The emails go from fun, to worried, to angry, to seething, to vengeful (she ends up sleeping with someone to get back at him for "cutting her off") to apologetic when his mom tells her where he was.

You really just need to watch this. It is golden.

The reason this is both a hot AND psycho girlfriend entry is that the girl is obviously hot. She sends him emails about getting hit on constantly and even letting guys buy her a drink, and as soon as they hand her the drink she says, "you remind me of my boyfriend," which #1: an unattractive girl would not do, because c'mon, and #2: is a standard hot-girl move and a type of robbery that should be punishable by fine.
Pissed Off Girlfriend Unloads His Stuff in NYC
This crazy/beautiful redhead loads up her SUV with a guy named Stephen's belongings and yells at him on a public street in New York. She unloads his most valuable belongings while smashing them in front of a small crowd.

Luckily, one of them chose to film it with their camera phone. As she's standing there, symbolically breaking all of this cheating bastard's belongings, she smashes his laptop, bends his golf clubs, and almost smashes his flatscreen TV before one of the bystanders begs her not to. She doesn't, and the guy gets a free TV, which must have been one of the coolest moments of his life.

She goes on to yell at the guy and curse him for what he did in a public forum, which goes to show that you should never EVER cheat on your girlfriend because, among other things, you never know what kind of monster you're going to create.
Mousetraps
In another mean-for-no-reason act of psychosis, a girlfriend decides to prank on her boyfriend just because.

The prank? To make sure she never gets treated to an expensive dinner, and that he'll never wait until she finishes first, ever again.

This blonde girl sets up a series of mousetraps in a row, (about 12 or so mousetraps) and decides to make her boyfriend fall down on them, attacking his fingers, legs, chest, face, and anywhere else a trap closed.

The plan is actually kind of funny: to set the mousetraps up at the foot of his bed (along with a whole bunch of marbles, just so that he slips, proving that she watched the Home Alone movies), and then at three o'clock in the morning, she wakes him up to tell him his car is getting towed.

It happens, everything goes to plan, and the guy is in excruciating pain.

Girls like this need to find better hobbies than terrorizing the one dude who will put up with their crap.
Girlfriend Pranks (Beats?) Boyfriend for Not Picking Her Up From Work
Alright, so this one's actually pretty funny. Click here to view the full video. This girl is pretty insane, and you can definitely tell she's up to something, but she's got some pretty great curves. Let's move on...

So basically, a guy does something careless because he probably has better things to do with his life, and he accidentally forgets to pick up his girlfriend. By the looks of him, he was probably doing something really important to him like playing a pick-up game of basketball or beating up people that look "diffrn't."

So he gets home, his girlfriend plans out a cute little ploy to make sure that she can get this on camera, so she calls out the other guy in the room as having been playing with the camera all day. She tells him a series of knock knock jokes and then finally pulls her trick.

It is actually quite magnificent. She not only splashes water on his face (which is already taking it a tad too far), but slaps him hard across the face immediately following the water. After the water, her coup de gras, she knees him really hard in the balls, sending him falling back against the wall behind him. The most heartbreaking part is that she does all of this right after he apologizes.

Never EVER forget to pick up your psycho girlfriend with way too much time on her hands from her work (most likely as "the cashier that will ruin your day" at the local Rite Aid.)
French Girls Destroy Cheater's Jaguar in Broad Daylight
Click here for the video of three cute French girls destroying a guy's Jaguar .

These adorable French girls, who 100% make me want to re-watch Amelie, publicly play a real-life version of the bonus level from Street Fighter II with a guy's Jaguar.

They start out by scratching it by hand with small tools, and then manage to get everything from shovels to wheel barrows to destroy a pretty nice, dark green Jaguar. They smash the car and kick it and are captured by many different cameras, YouTubers, and camera phones, so much that the person who made the clip linked above cut together all the footage in an almost-too-good-to-be-true display of vengeance.

Apparently, the guy cheated on her... which is definitely grounds for some kind of payment, but this was a little much. What if they got the wrong Jaguar?
Call of Duty 4 or Girlfriend?
So basically, this insanely hot girl is sick of her boyfriend playing video games with his friends all the time. And much like everyone on this list, she doesn't talk to him about it, she doesn't leave him or try and consider why she IS with him; she decides to go insane.

She tells the guy filming, who obviously wants to bang her, what is going on as this douche prepares to pull a horrible, expensive, and heartless prank on a guy who probably doesn't completely deserve it. She grabs a bat from her HUGE truck and walks in on her boyfriend and all his friends playing video games and smashes the XBox repeatedly with the bat while they're playing games, ostensibly losing them a crucial match that embarrassed them all.

The most annoying part is how hard the douchebag who's taping this is laughing. He's obviously too ugly for her to want to bang him, so he's trying to get in her good graces, so he supports completely dissing someone who he probably pretended to be "bros" with on camera.

So to answer the question posed by this YouTube video "Call of Duty 4 or Girlfriend?" even though she's kind of a Hispanic Kristen Bell, the answer in this case is "Call of Duty 4 IS my girlfriend" (which is probably so true for so many of us...)
Hot Sugar Momma Destroys PS3
This girl is probably dead. This guy sounded pretty pissed.

So as one of the guys who actually kind of seems like he has it coming on this list, this fed-up girlfriend (who goes to school, pays all the bills, and still doesn't even get to sleep with her boyfriend because he's up all night playing video games... instead of looking for a job) decides, at 3 AM, to teach her boyfriend a lesson.

She angrily stomps downstairs and asks her boyfriend if he knows what time it is. He says no because he's too busy playing the really overrated and underwhelming Ghostbusters game that came out in 2009 and then (clearly not detecting that she's as angry as she is), he tells her to get him something to drink.

This is when s**t truly hits the fan.

She goes nuts on his new PS3 (this is when it first came out, too, so they were actually pretty rare at the time... and extremely expensive), smashes it, and then the camera cuts out after he throws her off of the wreckage of his new purchase.
Girlfriend Deletes WOW Characters
While a World of Warcraft addict goes out to get a pack of cigarettes (that he apparently smokes indoors, so his house will end up smelling like the '70s), his girlfriend expresses, on video, her disdain for his favorite pastime.

She goes on to say that she's going to fix this, which at this point in the list is absolutely terrifying. This guy was supposed to be going on a raid that night, and much like cutting off the water supply in the city as soon as firefighters are needed to put out a fire at a five-story orphanage, she makes sure that it's not possible for him to raid.

What does she do? She erases hundreds of hours of work by deleting 5-6 (read: ALL of his) Warcraft characters. People have been killed for doing less. This is like throwing paint on a famous work of modern art, or knocking over an award-winning sandcastle right before the judging.

Understandably, the guy is pissed, but after the initial "I just lost my wallet" feeling he experiences, he flips a lid, and doesn't even suspect his girlfriend. He takes it out on his monitor. It's pretty brutal, and she's pretty insane. Why is she on this list? Well... she sounds kinda hot, but her "psycho" quality is off the freaking charts.

Also, it's more probable than not that she's hot because most of the girls who pull this stuff on the Internet, and are so comfortable (for some reason) talking to cameras (which is literally talking to a machine while you're alone) are attractive and are used to a lot of attention because of that and fight back when they don't get it.

Ugh.

The Hottest Politicians You'd Definitely Vote For

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The Hottest Politicians You
Although they're powerful and help run the world, female politicians have historically never really been viewed as sexy. Thankfully, the ladies listed below are extreme exceptions, with beautiful looks that would never lead you to believe they work in government. These are the sexist politicians in the world, as voted on by the Ranker community.

Some of these government officials are so hot that they actually used to be models or showgirls, so don't be surprised if you fall in love while looking through this list. Vote up women you find irresistible, and downvote the ones whose looks wouldn't sway you in a real election.   
http://www.ranker.com/list/the-hottest-politicians-you_d-definitely-vote-for/chris-abraham,

Alina Kabaeva
Alina Kabaeva is a Russian Olympic Gold Medal winner turned politician. As of 2005, Alina has been a member of the Public Chamber of Russia, but that doesn't mean she isn't still viewed as a sex symbol. In 2011, she was even featured on the cover of Vogue Russia, solidifying that she's definitely one of the sexiest politicians in the game. 
Eunice Olsen
How many politicians can say they were the winner of the Miss Singapore Universe pageant in 2000? Only one: Eunice Olsen. This beauty from Singapore was made a Nominated Member of Parliament in 2004, making her the youngest ever at age 27.
Eva Kaili
Born in 1978, Eva Kaili is considered to be one of the most loved politicians of the new generation of Greece. Her beautiful looks probably didn't hurt her in being elected to Greek Parliament either.
Julia Bonk
Julia Bonk is a German politician who is known for something unique. When she was elected to Lantag of Saxony, Bonk was only 18 years old, making her the youngest member of any parliament in German history. Who knows how hot she'll be when she's older, but for now, Julia is definitely someone you'd want to "bonk."
Luciana León
Luciana León is a politician from Peru who has been named one of the hottest politicians in the world. She also holds a law degree from the University of Lima, so don't think she's just another dumb blonde. 
Orly Levy
Just like Italian politician Maria Carfagna, Orly Levy is a former model and television personality. The Israeli beauty became a member of the Knesset for Likud Yisrael Beiteiu in 2009, when she was only 45 years old.
Joanna Mucha
Joanna Mucha hails from Poland and is a former member of the Polish Sejm, or lower house of Parliament. She's also a teacher and a doctor of economics – talk about brains and beauty. 
Elizabeth Halseth
Elizabeth is a former Republican Politician from Nevada who is the youngest woman to ever be elected to the Nevada Legislature. Who knew politicians could be so young and sexy?
Angelina Sondakh
Angelina Sondakh, also known as Angie, is an Indonesian politician. She is also an actress and model, having won the Miss Indonesia contest in 2001.
Angela Gerekou
Angela Gerekou is Greece’s Deputy Minister for Culture, and she's probably way sexier than your local elected government official.

90+ Of Your Dad's Hottest Childhood Crushes

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90+ Of Your Dad
These photos of your dad's hottest childhood crushes are here as a reminder that some of today's MILFs were yesterday's hotties. Some of these sexy celebrities over 50 (or 60, or 70, or 80…) are still hot, and there are those who are even hotter than any young Hollywood celebrities today (if you agree or not, you can vote over at the older vs. younger celeb hotness list). Admit it, the women your father had adolescent dreams about were total babes.

No one can deny that the famous people featured in the list of women your dad fell in love with as a young man are some of the most beautiful celebrities of all time. The list includes current and long-gone celebs, from legendary film and TV stars, memorable Bond girls, sci-fi babes, as well as gorgeous supermodels and Playboy Playmates. These golden gals come from different backgrounds, some are even international beauties, but one major thing that ties them together is that your father, or perhaps an uncle, cousin, or even grandfather, lusted after these women in their youth.

Who are the hottest Hollywood ladies that were so smoking, your dad couldn't keep his eyes off them? This list of classic babes features photos of celebs at their prime. There are plenty of sexy photos of older stars on this list of your dad's hottest childhood and teenage crushes. Take your pick and vote for your favorite from the gallery below, or re-rank this list your way. Be sure to also check out Ranker's lists of the hottest women over 60, the sexiest women over 50, and women who have gotten hotter with age.
http://www.ranker.com/list/your-dads-hottest-childhood-crushes/greg,

Barbara Eden

Catherine Bach

Dawn Wells

Farrah Fawcett

Heather Locklear

Jaclyn Smith

Lynda Carter

Olivia Newton-John

Raquel Welch

Sophia Loren


The 33 Sexiest Jessica Alba Pictures of All Time

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The 33 Sexiest Jessica Alba Pictures of All Time
Photos of Jessica Alba, one of the hottest girls in entertainment. Jessica started her career in "Camp Nowhere". She then went on to be in such films as "Idle Hand", "Into the Blue" and "The Fantastic Four". Jessica has become uber famous for her acting talent in addition to her lovely olive skin that has graced the covers of just about every national magazine of all time.

There are few girls out there as sexy, nerdy, fun and talented as Jessica Alba. This Jessica Alba photo gallery includes pics of her face and body from the red carpet, beach, and even magazine photo shoots. So, in honor of one of the greatest ladies in Hollywood, here are the sexiest Jessica Alba pictures, ranked by hotness.

These Jessica Alba pics were taken from a variety of different sources, including including several promotional and magazine photoshoots, and have been turned into a curated image gallery containing only the cutest pictures and jpgs from around the Web. While there are many sexy Jessica Alba photos, these are the hottest around.

Want to see more sexy photos of hot near-nude celebrities and stars? Check out these collections of Halle Berry photos, Adriana Lima photos and sexy Carmen Electra pics.
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Jessica Alba Poses With A Wind Machine

Jessica Alba And The Luckiest Sheets Ever

Jessica Alba Should Wear A Bigger Belt With That Outfit

Jessica Alba About To Have A Glorious Wardrobe Malfunction

Jessica Alba Poses With TV As Old As Her Grandma Bloomers

Jessica Alba Got Her Pants From The Wrong Drawer This Morning

Jessica Alba And Some Model-Thin Starfish

Jessica Alba Lost Some Buttons Before Her Photo Shoot

Jessica Alba Can't Remember Where She Left Her Key

Jessica Alba Sees You Peeking In


The Most Beautiful Actresses Ever

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The Most Beautiful Actresses Ever
Since the first series of silent films were first released, some of the beautiful women in the world have graced the silver screen. These beautiful actresses are some of the most well-known people in the world. Starlets of the golden era of film include some the biggest and most beautiful movie stars like Ingrid Bergman, Vivien Leigh, Greta Garbo, Hedy Lamarr, and Ava Gardner are considered some of the most beautiful actresses in movie history. Over time, the influence of those women, along with other actresses like Sophia Loren, Grace Kelly, Audrey Hepburn, and Elizabeth Taylor combined their talents and good looks to become some of the most iconic actresses in movie history.

Many of today's actresses are considered some of the beautiful in the world. Charlize Theron, Salma Hayek, Scarlett Johansson, and Zoe Saldana are considered the beautiful actresses out there today. Many of these actresses have graced the pages of some of the biggest magazines, newspapers, and websites in the world.

With so many beautiful actresses to choose from, it's up to you to decide who should be considered the most beautiful actress ever. This may seem easy, but it shouldn't be since there are so many drop-dead gorgeous actresses who have starred in movies for nearly 100 years. This is your chance to select who is the most beautiful actress of all time is. You really can't go wrong with who choose on this Ultimate List of the Most Beautiful Actresses Ever.
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Audrey Hepburn

Brigitte Bardot

Catherine Zeta-Jones

Charlize Theron

Elizabeth Taylor

Grace Kelly

Marilyn Monroe

Michelle Pfeiffer

Natalie Portman

Natalie Wood


The 24 Hottest Kristen Stewart Pictures Ever

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The 24 Hottest Kristen Stewart Pictures Ever
Photos of Kristen Stewart, one of the hottest girls in entertainment. Kristen Stewart is the American actress best known for her role as Bella Swan in "The Twilight Saga" movies. She has also starred in "The Runaways," "Snow White and the Huntsman," and "On the Road." Stewart is one of the highest earning actresses in Hollywood, and her performances have frequently been praised. Her rocky relationship with co-star Robert Pattinson has also made her fame skyrocket and A-list material. 

I don't care what the hell you say. She is hot. Look at these pictures. Kristen Stewart, I'm on team YOU. There are few girls out there as sexy, nerdy, fun and talented as Kristen Stewart. You can vote on the hot pics in this Kristen Stewart photo gallery to move your favorites to the front of the list. So, in honor of one of the greatest up and coming ladies in Hollywood, here are the sexiest Kristen Stewart pictures, ranked by hotness.

Are you the world's biggest Kristen Stewart fan to know her bra and breast size, and measurements? These Kristen Stewart pics were taken from a variety of different sources, including including several promotional and magazine photoshoots, and have been turned into a curated image gallery containing only the cutest pictures and jpgs from around the Web. While there are many sexy Kristen Stewart photos, these are the hottest around. Kristen Stewart's measurements and bra size are 33-23-34 inches (84-58-86 cm) and 32A.
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Kristen Stewart Realizes This Is An Itchy Sweater

Barefoot Kristen Stewart Hates Photoshoots

Kristen Stewart Getting Some

This Insane Butt Shot from Breaking Dawn

Kristen Stewart Likes That Open Top Look

They Chose a Red Dress for This Promo Because Vampires

Kristen Stewart In What She Thinks Is Beetlejuice Cosplay

Kristen Stewart's Is Naked Under That Dress Probably

Knee-Socks Kristen Stewart Hates Smiling

The Hottest, Most Photoshopped Kristen Stewart Picture Ever



The 20 Greatest Nude Scenes in 80s Teen Movie History

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The 20 Greatest Nude Scenes in 80s Teen Movie History
If there's anything that the '80s gave us, it was gratuitous nudity in just about every single teen comedy that came out (Maybe we should have taken them as sexy lessons.). In honor of that tradition, here are the best '80s teen comedy nude scenes of all time, ranked by you for hotness. I described the movies, the context of the nude scenes, and then linked you out to the scenes when possible (although you can totally just Google all of them). From Phoebe Cates in Fast Times, to lesser-known gems like Hardbodies and Malibu Express, to even scenes from actually-good movies like Sixteen Candles, these are the best nude scenes in '80s teen comedy history.
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Revenge of the Nerds
The Movie


If there's one thing '80s movies taught kids, it's that if you invade a girl's privacy or sneak a peak of her squishy parts while she isn't looking, it is perfectly okay if you're with your friends. Squishy parts. Remember that one. It's yours now.



So Revenge of the Nerds, for those of you who were born after most of the actors' careers had taken a nosedive, is a movie that takes place in a time in which kids were stratified. It's before jocks tried to claim being nerds to seem bangable to girls, and it's before nerds were more popular than jocks since they're pretty good looking these days, anyway. Nerds looked like your grandpa when he tries to dress up nice and jocks hated the idea of being "smart." Nobody was happy.



In the movie the outcasts known as "Nerds" take revenge on their jock bullies and actually win girls, etc. The concept was so ridiculous at the time that it was a kind of high concept when the movie came out.



The Scene


Anyway, there's a scene where the nerds sneak into the dorms of some super hot girls and set up hidden cameras to see them change, which is insanely rape-y and horrible by today's standards, but is more of a "boys will be boys" thing to do when you live in an 80s movie.



This scene is one of the most surprising turns that a comedy like this ever took because you really didn't come to expect it from a movie like this. Hell, you didn't really come to expect it from any comedies until around this time in the 80s. There must have been so many outraged parents returning video tapes and yelling at dudes who didn't approve of the films they were renting <--- sh*t like this is why Kevin Smith is famous.



Here's the scene.
Bachelor Party
The Movie


A Tom Hanks movie where a bunch of rowdy 80s dudes throw their best friend a bachelor party. It seriously is one of the top 10 movie parties I wish I could have been to.



The Scene


Tom Hanks tries to get away from all the rowdy dudes when a hot girl, Monique Gabrielle, comes out from behind curtains with a ridiculously perfect body. She's topless and as she looks at him, her head turns into his girlfriend, a nun from school, and eventually, his buddies. It's actually pretty funny. But hey, boobs the whole time.



Here's the scene.
Blame It on Rio
The Movie


Blame It On Rio is about two really f*cking horrible guys who bring their insanely hot daughters (a young Demi Moore and Michelle Johnson) on a vacation to Rio de Janeiro with them. After they catch their daughters playing topless in the ocean, one dad gets super pissed and the other plays with them, ends up banging his friend's daughter –which is okay, because it turns out his friend was banging his wife the whole time. Demi Moore kind of stays out of the whole thing. The hot girl (Michelle Johnson) tries to kill herself by overdosing on birth control (which you can't even do) and everyone lives happily ever after.



The Scene


A barely legal Michelle Johnson and a 22-year-old Demi Moore play on a beach topless and are then caught by their dads, but refuse to put their clothes back on. Whoever wrote this has some weird, awesome problems.



Check it out here.
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
I don't have to tell you what this movie is about (it's easily one of the Best Stoner Movies of All Time) and you know exactly what scene I'm talking about. If you don't, then here it is. That's Phoebe Cates.

She's married to Kevin Klein, looks like this now, and is one of the hottest, if not the hottest girl the '80s had to offer. And she took her clothes off all over the place. The 80s was a great place to live – everything was cheesier, from the most ridiculous WWF wrestling promos ever (and these were supposed to be tough guys), to pictures of Michael Jackson punching Mr. T, to even cartoon theme songs that make great guitar solos.



But Phoebe Cates in her teens/20s was one of the greatest parts of the '80s, and this is still considered one of the most ruined orgasm scenes of all time.



She tops every one of these lists and with great reason. The mix of innocence and mischief in her eyes in every scene just steals the entire movie. She's always the main picture of stuff like video round-ups of hot girls getting out of pools and the like. And she deserves it.



I love you, Phoebe, if you're reading this. And if you are reading this, I want to thank you for your service to mankind in the '80s (and whatever charity work you're doing these days) because if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have a quick, no-thoughts-required answer for when a girlfriend asks for swimsuit input: "red just make it red it needs to be red I don't care if it's from Target just red no designs just as long as it's red please." Thank you.

See her and more at Mrskin.com 
 
BONUS: A super hot, full frontal Jennifer Jason Leigh scene where she's making out with the guy who then disappoints her as she sits up all hot and bothered, still naked, and disappointed. A scene I think we can all relate to.


Mischief
The Movie


This movie has all of the tropes of a teen comedy, but happens to center around a clumsy guy trying to bang Kelly Preston, so pretty much everyone's on board from the beginning. Because a young Kelly Preston is stupid hot. Like, stupid hot.



The Scene


A young Kelly Preston is in lace lingerie ('80s lingerie is so weird) while the guy slowly undresses her. He takes off her bra, and you can seriously hear a football stadium full of dudes just cheering their asses off. She pulls off her underwear and boom, full frontal Kelly Preston, who then lies down and makes out with the guy for a few minutes. They have sex and it's awesome. He promises to pull out, then doesn't; but whatever, it's the '80s so it wasn't a big deal.



Watch it here.
Paradise
The Movie

It's a Blue Lagoon ripoff, only instead of getting shipwrecked, Phoebe Cates and the guy escaped from white-slave agent who captures them. They then spend a lot of time being naked.



The Scene

Phoebe Cates takes a shower in a waterfall. It's all you really need to know and it absolutely rules. You should watch it (the scene, the movie sucks).
Porky's
The Movie


Porky's is about a group of guys in the '50s who want to lose their virginities in a time in which guys not only admitted that they were virgins, but tried to fix that problem "together." There's a place called Porky's, though, where a lot of the hot girls are and a lot of the main characters are terrorized by the mean, fat, pig-looking owner named, you guessed it, Porky. As these guys awkwardly try and come up with plans to get laid, a lot of nudity happens, and you get bored when it stops. Then you rewind the tape until your parents know exactly what you're doing. There's no reason someone should be rewinding and playing a tape that often and that quickly unless they're trying to solve the mystery of the Kennedy assassination.



The Scene


The infamous Porky's shower scene. A bunch of guys find a hole that leads to the girls' locker room, and kind of like you hope for every time there's a hole in a wall of any bathroom stall, there's actually hot chicks on the other end. Full frontal and backal (which yes, is a word, according to me) nudity ensues and a lot of teenagers and kids even younger than that in the '80s saw their first bush, boob and/or group of women showering together. Many more would follow for all of us.



The notable part of this scene is that it was the first gratuitous nudity most people had seen in a really popular comedy (which actually dragged on for pretty long and wasn't even very funny). It was really just a huge mask for nudity. This movie is huge because of this scene and because the rest of its awesome nude scenes (including one starring a young Kim Cattrall, who only gets hotter as she gets older).



This movie was largely nudity masked in fun, which was an awesome discovery for anyone who saw it. It's kind of like when you pour alcohol inside a juice box or a Vitamin water and bring it into your kids' plays or Disneyland. All of you do this.



Here it is.
Private School
The Movie


Phoebe Cates tries to score a really WASPy rich dude while a super hot girl teases everyone in the movie. Shower scenes happen.



The Scene(s): Some more dudes spy on a girl when she thinks she's safe and take pictures with the flash turned off. They use a polaroid, which was common then, but today would be a hipster thing to do. She notices them in the mirror and decides to give them a show until they pull her towel off. The girls aren't super freaked out, but kind of happy about it for some reason. Phoebe Cates is in her underwear throughout.



The main hot girl in the movie is former hottie Betsy Russell who spends the whole time teasing dudes. She also rides a horse topless in the movie. Old ladies disapprove. People go nuts and there are apparently, once again, no nudity laws in public in the 80s.



Why not check it out here.
Risky Business
The Movie:

I could not have watched this movie more as a kid. If I would have, I'm sure my parents would have sent me to some kind of psychiatrist (which, in retrospect, would have been a good decision, which means that yes, all kids should watch this movie at least 50 times *sobbing* "No dad I don't want to see it again!" "This is for your own good, junior...").



The movie is about a pre-Scientology Tom Cruise as a teenager who tries to have some fun while his parents are away. Everything is prim and proper and perfect in his home, but as soon as they leave, you get that infamous scene of him dancing in his underwear indoors pretending to be a rockstar, which to some kids, will resonate more if I say "like that Heidi Klum Guitar Hero (RIP) commercial where she dances in her underwear in a living room.



The Scene(s)



He proceeds to meet this vaguely Russian woman, played by a still-relevant Rebecca De Mornay, who treats him like crap but has sex with him throughout the entire movie. She's the one you see naked all over the place and it is awesome. It makes you want a dangerous, emotionally unavailable blonde woman of your very own... wait. This explains a lot. This explains a lot. But life changing revelations aside, the scenes are pretty awesome. Repeatedly. All the time. The train scene (where they have sex on a train) is particularly something that was etched into my brain as a wee lad, because I couldn't believe how poorly maintained the lights were on that thing. That's just irresponsible. (Proving that nude scenes don't need to be funny all the time.)



Check it out here.
Trading Places
The Movie


A 1%er (Dan Aykroyd) trades places with a homeless guy (Eddie Murphy) trade places because two rich old guys make a bet about how it will turn out. Hilarity ensues, and Jamie Lee Curtis takes her top off.



The Scene


Jamie Lee Curtis plays a prostitute who seems smarter than any other woman in the movie. She lets Dan Aykroyd stay at her place in exchange for, you guessed it, money, once he's rich again. The scene where she's changing and casually walks around topless showed everyone that at some point, Jamie Lee Curtis was super hot. Even with that hair.



Check it out here.

The Sexiest Pictures of the 13 Hottest YouTube Celebrities

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The Sexiest Pictures of the 13 Hottest YouTube Celebrities
Some of the biggest YouTube celebrities, with hundreds of millions of views under their belts, are hot girls who stare into cameras and talk about themselves. So, in one place, here are the hottest pictures of some of the most sought after hot girls in YouTube history – so that you don't have to sit through all those videos.
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Jessica Lee Rose
After fooling the world with LonelyGirl15, Jessica Lee Rose went on to become one of the first true Internet celebrities. YouTube was less than two years old and people still trusted anything they saw on video. So, the viral success of the now-WTF-worthy series LonelyGirl15 (which actually has spinoffs and is still a weird idea) helped launch Jessica Lee Rose's career into stardom. She became a regular on the show "Greek" and has gone on to appear in SyFy movies and various other TV shows.


iJustine
Most of you know Justine Ezarik as "iJustine" who hosts her own channel on Justin.tv. In case you've never been there, Justin.tv is basically where someone can turn on their webcam and broadcast for a huge or small or even private audience. So when you're watching iJustine, it's kind of like having a long distance girlfriend who you have to share with tens of thousands of other dudes.

Her videos have received well over 25 million views, and her YouTube channel has over 16 million views and counting.

If you recall when the iPhone first came out in 2007, you will also recall some girl who had a 300-page phone bill. Justine was that girl.

Her prowess of tech stuff (and her affinity for sharing things like wanting to buy a cheeseburgers with the entire world) as well as her insanely great hair, face, breasts, and talent make her one of the web's most well-known names in hot chicks who like to video record themselves doing random stuff that would bore you on a Sunday.

Click here for a smoking hot picture of her in a bikini.
And click here for yet another shot of her perfect body in a bikini, showing us all why she really does deserve to be famous.
Lisa Donovan
Lisa Donovan is an actually-talented actress and one of the first YouTube girls to actually cross over into mainstream success by starring on "MadTV." She's famous as "LisaNova" and has been on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show," and has been honored as a Pioneer in New Media by the Burbank Film Festival.

She has over 200 million views to her YouTube channel, which features her doing impressions of some of the most vapid (yet still really hot) celebrities from around the planet. Sarah Palin, Kim Kardashian, and Selma Hayek have been just some of her victims.

Here is a side-by-side comparison of her and a porn star that looks exactly like her.

And surprisingly, one of the hottest pictures of her ever taken (that makes her look like an older Kristen Bell – this is a good thing) is from her Wikipedia page. Here.
Riki Lindhome
Riki Lindhome is the other half of the popular comedy duo Garfunkel and Oates, who found much of their Internet stardom on YouTube.

Both Lindhome and her comedy partner, Kate Micucci, have backgrounds in traditional television, but it wasn't until Garfunkel and Oates really hit it "big" on the Internet and around the comedy scene that Lindhome became more of a household name.

With millions of views to their channel and admirers all over the world, Riki Lindhome is the kind of girl who knows how to be famous. She has her own podcast on the Nerdist network and has even done some nude/topless scenes in movies where nothing is left to the imagination. This makes her somehow even more awesome.

To see Riki Lindhome naked, check out this clip that not only includes an age warning page, so we can link you to it via MetaCafe, but a 190-second commercial pre-roll, meaning that if you really want to see this, you're gonna have to wait for it.
Esmée Denters
Esmee Denters is a Dutch singer-songwriter would could also be an underwear model if she wanted to. She gained her stardom by covering random songs on YouTube, being so hot that people would actually click on her videos, and being so talented that people would actually stick around and be impressed.

She was then "discovered" by Justin Timberlake and then went on to be signed to his label, which is connected partially to Interscope Records.

Here is a great gallery of her hottest pictures, including some of her in a bikini and in various compromising, yet clothed, positions.

And here she is in that awesome kind of bra that your girlfriend is too cheap/ashamed to buy/wear all the time/in public.
Magibon
Margaret Lillian Adams, or "Magibon," is a huge YouTube celebrity who produces the shortest videos out of anyone on this list. Most of them are her making random facial expressions silently while she stares straight at the camera lens, and therefore... YOU.

It's pretty weird, but she's got over 100 videos and tens of millions of views to her channel. She just sits there making faces, and it's kind of weird.

I heard some dudes either use the videos for... um... personal purposes, or sometimes just pretend to talk to her. Millions of dudes. Millions upon millions of dudes.

Magibon is 25 years old and looks like this in a bikini.

She's also been featured in Japanese Playboy a few times, but never nude. It goes a little more like this.
MissHannahMinx
Hannah Wagner, or "Miss Hannah Minx" as some of you might know her, is an adorable, weird, 20-something (so you're 100% safe in your thoughts) YouTube celebrity with breasts the size of most third world toddlers' torsos.

She hosts a show "Japanese Word of the Week," or the JWoW (before Jersey Shore's JWOWW came along) where she teaches you a single word in Japanese, explaining its meaning, and how to use it. She's a really hot girl who wears insanely low-cut shirts, which is probably a huge reason why she has so many views. Her most popular video has almost six million views (embedded above) and is, of course, one of her exercising – best part: pushups. Her cleavage and her eyes or "all of her round parts," as my dad would say, are the stars of most of these videos. Seriously. I'd seen her videos before and had absolutely no idea she was teaching people Japanese until just now.

She actually seems like a really nice girl and, unlike most YouTube celebrities, is actually providing an educational public service: boobs.

She, unlike most girls on this list, has actual nude photos floating around the Internet. Here is a picture of Miss Hannah Minx in a Josie and the p***ycats outfit. It's amazing.

Here she is dressed, fittingly, as Elvira (once Elvira starts finally showing even the slightest signs of aging, Hannah could honestly replace her).

And click here for the lazy man's way to see all the best naked pictures of her.

What a wonderful, considerate girl, right?!

Read HOT sex tips here
Karen Alloy
Karen Alloy is a comedienne best known for her YouTube channel Spricket24. Some just know her as "Spricket." She's gotten almost 50 million views to her channel and has over 200,000 subscribers.

This brilliant, MILFy woman has won an Emmy for her 2012: The End of the World video in the Advanced Media Writer category – the first time the award had ever been given.

She also gave birth to her child while live-blogging and chatting with over 400 viewers. Say what you will about how crazy that is, the woman knows/loves her fans.

Click here for her nude photoshoot, which was taken by a seasoned art photographer. So click there for her "art photos."

Here she is in a lacey bra being surprised by a sex toy.

This woman is one of the few on this list that actually has bothered to show everyone exactly what they want. It's like the difference between the final season of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and the final season of "Lost": the one with good closure was just so much more... satisfying.
Jenna Marbles
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Meme Molly
Meme Molly is a girl in her early 20s who is insanely adorable and British. Her real name is Molly Templeton. With over 50 million views, she's made over 300 videos and has been in the game of looking cute and getting Internet attention for her points of view on everything since about 2007.

Here is what I consider an awesome down-shirt picture of her.

And here she is making what can only be described as "blow-up doll face."

A picture of Meme Molly on the floor in short shorts.

And is what she looks like with a horse sticking up against her face. Because you're into really weird sh*t.

Top Thirteen 90s Teen Starlets Who Stayed Hot

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Top Thirteen 90s Teen Starlets Who Stayed Hot
The 90s were a time where all TV shows were about teenage relationships, the popular kids liked music that the guys only pretended to like so they could dance close with the girls they wanted to bang and teenagers were exploited weirdly in the media for their sexuality. Everything was COMPLETELY different... But some of the hottest teen stars of the 1990s (most of them) have by now either hit rock bottom or completely fallen off the face of the earth, waiting to become the next E! True Hollywood story that's more interesting than anything they've ever made intentionally.

So, in all their hot 90s glory, here are the hot teen starlets from the 90s who actually not only stayed hot, but have continued to have a modicum of success.

Also check out Ranker's other lists like The Best Toys from the 90s, Best Album of the 90s and the Best Cartoon Characters of the 90's.
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Alicia Silverstone
The 90s
After she caught her break as the really hot girl from 90s Aerosmith videos and as "Cher" from the hit movie Clueless that showed me, and all of us, that girls that say big words are hot, Alicia Silverstone really didn't need to do much more acting.



But when she was the Aerosmith girl, any grunge-loving, MTV-watching dude stopped everything he was doing to watch the video playing. She did the Aerosmith videos most notably for the songs Crazy and Crying. The craziest part of the Aerosmith video for the song Crazy is when that 90s cashier/clerk lets Liv Tyler and Alicia Silverstone steal whatever they want from the entire store and what Liv Tyler decides to steal is a f*cking loaf of bread.

She also played Batgirl in what is arguably the worst movie ever made Batman & Robin. Arguably. At least she looked adorable as a superhero.

Now:
She later got into voice acting, TV movies and hardcore animal rights activism. But she'll always be the Aerosmith girl or Cher to all of us, so here are her hottest pictures.

Remember that time she had that strand of hair on her face?



Yeah, good times... *sigh*
Alyson Hannigan
Alyson Hannigan is one of the few MILFs on this list and definitely earns her keep as a hot girl on here. She's the kinky/sexy band geek from the American Pie movies when people still thought stuff like that was funny, and the all-powerful witch Willow from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

She's not just the hot, adorably cute/dorky girl from bandcamp, but she actually cleaned up pretty well too.

And sites like Egotastic still bother to post bikini pictures of her and post pregnancy "nipple pokes" candid shots. So needless to say, she not only still looks good, but has actually filled out a little so that she's just the right amount of woman.




Britney Spears
I know. I need to explain this.

The 90s:

Remember when Britney Spears looked like this? And when people thought Britney Spears they didn't think "train wreck" yet, but they wrote something along the lines of ughghasdhga;lskfhfghgh she's hot? Well I do. She's easily the hottest girl of the time. Everyone else on this list was very straightforward-hot. Britney Spears had a weird allure to her. Something that made her seem like she was innocent with a lot to hide. The perfect girl next door.



Now:
Yeah yeah, she had the whole bald incident and she's not as absolutely slim as she used to be (after three kids), but she still is adorable, looks amazing, and has the best music career to speak of out of anybody who was part of the boy bands craze. Name a single recording artist that has maintained their staying power from that fad/era that's as iconic and well-loved as Britney Spears. Exactly.

Also, she does things like this:

SHE WAS IN JACKASS 3-D. Click here to see Britney Spears to the Porta-Potty Poo cocktail. And yeah, some say it's fake, but even if it is, this means she wanted people to believe she'd been covered in human feces from head to toe. And that's awesome. A girl who's willing to go this far for a laugh is hot as hell in my book.



Also, to make up for not looking like she did in her teens, she's still the kind of trainwreck/probably-a-demon-in-the-sack hot that'll give you a night you'll never forget. I mean, remember when this happened?... Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan in a car together. All in one place.

That's when you know you're in trouble.

(Sure, she looks like THIS now, which is still pretty damn hot.



She's better than ever and still makes THIS that face THIS.

And that's my case, your honor.
Christina Applegate
For how hot Christina Applegate was in The 90s see above.

She was easily one of the hottest girls on TV starring as Kelly Bundy, daughter of Al Bundy, main character of Married with Children. And if the internet had existed, there would've been Kelly Bundy vs. Kelly Kapowski shirts drawn up and there would be gang wars on the streets and the world would be a desolate wasteland.



I mean look at her.

Now:
Since the 90s, Christina Applegate has established herself as one of the funniest women in entertainment and has starred in such great properties as Anchorman, Samantha Who and the funniest new show of the 2011 Fall TV season, Up All Night.

She's maintained herself through pregnancies and through breast cancer, and still looks like this.


Christina Ricci
The 90s:
You know her as Wednesday Adams from The Adams Family, the hot chained-up girl from Black Snake Moan or the fun, hot, down-to-earth, accessibly hot girl from a bunch of movies in the 90s including Casper, that movie where the beloved iconic TV cartoon ghost becomes Devon Sawa.

Growing up being a little younger than her was weird because she started getting really cute as soon as she turned 18 and did Buffalo 66, The Opposite of Sex and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. It's like someone turned on a switch.

Now:
She does a bunch of weird indie movies like Black Snake Moan, Pumpkin, Curse and other movies I've only seen "the right" clips of around the internet. And she's maintained not only her awesomeness, but her girl-next-door appeal, as well as her body seems to get nicer every single year.

Also, she's on this list because no matter what, she looks unbelievable, no, really, unbelievable in a bikini. LOOK.


Elizabeth Berkley
The 90s:
The other Saved By the Bell alum on this list, Elizabeth Berkley played Jesse Spano, the militant feminist who falls for the biggest misogynist in school showing women once and for all that no matter what, a dude's abs are more important than her ideals.

She was actually really cute back in the day, but you probably remember her character best from one of the worst "very special episodes" in television history. The one where Jesse gets addicted to caffeine pills.

Now:
In arguably one of the most ironic career turns in Hollywood history, Elizabeth Berkley went from playing uber-feminist Jessie Spano in Saved By the Bell, to playing the lead in arguably the most popular NC-17 movie ever released, "Showgirls."



Fun fact: the role of Kelly Kapowski was originally going to be given to Elizabeth Berkley, but was later given to Tiffany Amber Thiessen. The role of Jessie Spano was, then, created specifically for Berkley.

She's now a mid-level celebrity hoping that everyone will forget the things that they know her for and she has much better hair. She's still absolutely gorgeous and looks like this.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
The 90s
Jennifer Love Hewitt ruled being hot in the movies during the late 90s. She earns the top spot for not only being one of the hottest chicks around in the 90s, and for her extremely prolific popularity in the 90s, but she ears the spot for somehow not only not falling off the face of the earth at some point like almost every woman on this list.

There were few other moments that put hair on your chest as a teenager in the 90s. That was just. That ruled. That and Wild Things, but those chicks are too old to be on this list.

Now:
She went on to star in The Ghost Whisperer that inexplicably lasted 5 years and continues to age gracefully at the age of 33. She doesn't look a day older than she did when she touched all our hearts and pants when she was 18: Jennifer Love Hewitt now, in black lace lingerie.


Jessica Alba
If you're here, you know exactly who Jessica Alba is and that it doesn't really matter what she's done. Scientists should study Jessica Alba.
















She went from this in The 90s:





To this now:
If I were president, I would order an army of Jessica Alba clones to be created. This would be our new military. WHO WOULD KILL HER? WHO?

Exactly. Check mate, terrorism.

BONUS:
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Click here for regularly updated news on the latest in Jessica Alba, including her latest leaked nudes.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
The 90s:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, aka, one of the greatest heroines in the history of fiction, aka the hottest monster-killer ever concocted, aka Sarah Michelle Gellar (who also kissed Selma Blair in that one movie for like a whole minute) started out Buffy as a teenager, playing a cheerleader with superpowers.

She was also in I Know What You Did Last Summer and She's All That, always playing a memorably hot girl who nobody seems to care about in the movie.

Now:
She has aged AMAZINGLY. Finishing out all seven seasons of Buffy the Vampire Slayer in the 2000s did her well. And then she fell of the face of the earth. Then she filled up the time she didn't spend making direct to DVD movies being in awesome movies like Southland Tales and doing guest spots on The Simpsons, Robot Chicken and more.

She was then in The Grudge, where a weird cat looking Japenese kid scared the hell out of all of us for some reason and is currently starring in her very own show Ringer (which is doing surprisingly well).
Tiffani Thiessen
The 90s:
Tiffani Thiessen is Kelly Kapowski. Anyone growing up in the 90s was plagued with dreams of her and also had a creepy replica of Zach from Saved By the Bell's door-sized poster of her. How much he worshipped her was only matched by how horribly much every straight man and bicurious woman on earth just wanted to be around her.

Now:
She not only looks just as good, but she's older, more mature, and willing to bare it all. And spends time making Funny or Die videos where she hangs around in her bikini like this one.

The Sexiest Female Soccer Players

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The Sexiest Female Soccer Players
Sexiest female soccer players combine raw sex appeal with athletic ability to dominate on the soccer field while looking beautiful. The hottest female soccer players play for real they don't just rock the jersey. Be them college soccer, professional soccer or international soccer stars, these ladies are the hottest female soccer players in any league.

Though women's soccer, or soccer in general, may not be as popular as other sports in the United States, America does not lack in terms of hot women soccer players. The likes of Mia Hamm, Rachel Morris, Lindsey Packard, Niki Arlitt and Heather Mitts are just a few of the sexy females from the United States that play soccer.

There are plenty of gorgeous women from other countries however that give the American beauties a run for their money on and off the field. Kosovare Asllani, a Swedish footballer, Kaylyn Kyle from Canada, Rachel Unitt from England, Monica Gonzalez from Mexico and Amy Taylor from Australia are all right up there with the Americans in terms of sex appeal and soccer skills.

These ladies may not get the mainstream praise that the men do for being the best soccer players of all time but you will find them gracing the pages of men's magazines, on posters and in the fantasies of sports fans around the world.
http://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/sexiest-female-soccer-players,

Amy Duggan
Australian women's national team
Heather Mitts
U.S. women's national team
Hope Solo
U.S. women's national team; Seattle Reign
Alex Morgan
U.S. women's national team; Portland Thorns FC
Anouk Hoogendijk
Arsenal Ladies
Kaylyn Kyle
Canada national women's soccer team; Houston Dash
Caitlin King
Auburn University
Lauri Byrne
Houston Aces
Bri Swift
University of North Florida
Laisa Andrioli
Brazil women's national team

The Hottest Women from Game of Thrones

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The Hottest Women from Game of Thrones
The hottest women on "Game of Thrones" make your pulse race more than the battles. These girls are the reason we have fantasies, and apparently, our fantasies will get us laid. To vote on your other [male] favorites, check out this list of the Best Game of Thrones Characters.

From the Dragon Queen, to the Queen of the Seven Kingdoms, these chicks look good covered in blood, mud, and sweat. They are ladies after our heart, among other organs. Here are the most attractive women from "Game of Thrones," sexy ladies all.
http://www.ranker.com/list/the-hottest-women-from-game-of-thrones-season-1-and-2_/trent-walker,

Carice van Houten
CHARACTER: Eastern priestess Melisandre of Asshai serves as an adviser to Stannis Baratheon. She uses her ability to see the future to predict that Stannis will be the one to lead the people of Westeros to R'hllor – but her influence on Stannis, including sexually, is not welcomed by all.

BACKGROUND: Dutch actress Carice van Houten has earned five Golden Calf Awards at the Netherlands Film Festival, including Best Actress in Undercover Kitty (2001), The Happy Housewife (2010), and Black Butterflies (2011). In 2012, she released a pop-rock album called See You on the Ice.
Lena Headey
CHARACTER: Cersei Lannister was the wife to King Robert Baratheon and the Queen of the Seven Kingdoms. She's also the twin sister of Jaime Lannister, who is the father of her three children, including King Joffrey and King Tommen. If word gets out that her boys are not true sons the Baratheon line, she could lose everything.

BACKGROUND: English actress Lena Headey has a long list of acting credits, including the Matt Damon film The Brothers Grimm and the 2007 epic 300, in which she played Queen Gorgo. Equally notably, Headey portrayed the title character in the television series "Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles."

 Check out more of Ranker's hottest Lena Headey photos
Natalie Dormer
CHARACTER: The beautiful, smart, and cunning Margaery Tyrell was once part of a plan to take the Iron Throne from King Joffrey – a mission that involved marrying Renly Baratheon, the brother of the late King Robert. Then she married Joffrey herself. Now Tommen?

BACKGROUND: Natalie Dormer is no stranger to historical fantasy series, having appeared as Anne Boleyn in "The Tudors" for two seasons and as Victoria in the 2005 film Casanova. More recently, she had a role in the 2011 movie Captain America: The First Avenger and in Rush (2013), and she will appear as Cressida in The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Parts 1 and 2. Prior to her mainstream work, Dormer studied at the Webber Douglas Academy of Dramatic Art in her native country of England.

Check out more of Ranker's hottest Natalie Dormer photos

Click here for some Natalie Dormer "best" scenes

Click here for Game of Thrones pick up lines; she might find them charming.
Roxanne McKee
CHARACTER: Recurring character Doreah was a former prostitute who worked as a sexy servant to Daenerys Targaryen. Doreah was tasked with teaching Daenerys how to best satisfy her husband sexually.

BACKGROUND: Actress and model Roxanne McKee hails from West Sussex and was first discovered when she won a TV network talent contest, first prize: a role on the British soap opera "Hollyoaks." Additional roles followed including on the drama "Lip Service" and the online series "EastEnders: E20." 

Click here for Roxanne McKee's shirtless scene from Game of Thrones (SFW Landing Page)

Sibel Kekilli
CHARACTER: Hailing from Lorath, Shae is the young prostitute serving Tyrion Lannister. Tyrion initially confined Shae, but later made her the handmaiden to Sansa. Then she betrayed them both.

BACKGROUND: Prior to appearing on "Thrones," German-born Sibel Kekilli worked as a pornographic actress using the stage name Dilara. She then earned acclaim in Germany for work on the 2004 movie Head-On, 2006 drama Eve Dönüş, and 2010 film When We Leave. More recently, she accepted a regular role on the crime drama "Tatort."
 
Check out more of Ranker's hottest Sibel Kekilli photos

Click here for Sibel Kekilli's topless scene from Game of Thrones (SFW Landing page)
Esmé Bianco
CHARACTER: The red-haired stunner Ros worked as a prostitute in a brothel outside of Winterfell before moving to King's Landing to work at a brothel owned by Littlefinger. The beauty was a favorite for many of the "Thrones" characters, especially Grand Maester Pycelle.

BACKGROUND: Prior to showing her sex appeal to "Thrones" viewers, English actress Esmé Bianco performed in neo-burlesque and cabaret shows and worked as a lingerie model in England. She's also worked in film, appearing in the 2008 movie Chemical Wedding and the 2010 film The Big I Am.

 Check out more of Ranker's hottest Esme Bianco photos

Click here for Esme Bianco's full nude scenes from Game of Thrones (SFW Landing Page).

And here for her lesbian sex scene in the show.
Oona Chaplin
CHARACTER: Talisa Maegyr was a unique character who was not present in the original books on which "Game of Thrones" was based, but an important recurring character nonetheless. Talisa worked as a healer on the battlefield of the War of the Five Kings and later married Robb Stark – who was promised to a Frey.

BACKGROUND: Spanish actress Oona Chaplin has acting in her blood as the granddaughter of Charlie Chaplin and great-granddaughter of playwright Eugene O'Neill. Her early work consisted of stage acting, which led her to the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art. In the years since, Chaplin has appeared in television roles such as on "The Hour" and in the BBC series "Sherlock."

Check out more of Ranker's hottest Oona Castilla Chaplin photos.
Emilia Clarke
CHARACTER: Exiled princess Daenerys Targaryen – or Dany, as she is also known – is one of the last surviving members of House Targaryen, the former rulers of Westeros. The only daughter of King Aerys II Targaryen, she married Khal Drogo and became the Khaleesi (Queen) of his tribe, the Dothraki. 

BACKGROUND: English actress Emilia Clarke trained at the Drama Centre London before taking on small roles in commercials, on television, and in the 2010 SyFy movie Triassic Attack. In 2011, Clarke joined "Game of Thrones" and has since won an EWwy Award as the Best Supporting Actress in a Drama for her work. She is scheduled to play Sarah Connor in the upcoming Terminator: Genesis (2015).

Emilia's character and the Dothraki have a strange fascination with horses. To honor that tradition, click here for Game of Ponies.



Rose Leslie
CHARACTER: A member of the Free Folk beyond the Wall, Ygritte, like her fiery red hair, is fiercely strong-willed and unmistakably beautiful. After meeting Jon Snow beyond the Wall, Ygritte taught him a thing or two.

BACKGROUND: Scottish BAFTA Award-winning actress Rose Leslie began her acting journey at the London Academy of Music and Dramatic Art. She appeared as Gwen Dawson in the popular British period drama "Downton Abbey." 

Check out more of Ranker's hottest Rose Leslie photos.
Sophie Turner
CHARACTER: Sansa Stark is the eldest daughter of Eddard Stark and was once betrothed to Joffrey Baratheon. When the betrothal was broken, Sansa became a captive at King's Landing, a political pawn at the mercy of the Lannisters. She has since learned that she is a powerful tool in the Game of Thrones.

BACKGROUND: This was Sophie Turner's first role, and she was nominated for a Young Artist Award for her performance. She appeared in the BBC Two TV film The Thirteenth Tale in 2013.

America's Hottest Female Athletes

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This list was inspired by Lindsey Vonn. I was watching the ESPY's last night on ESPN, and I saw Lindsey Vonn looking absolutely sensational in this beautiful white dress, so when something takes my breath away like that I have to make a list about it. To me Lindsey Vonn is America's hottest female athlete, but I'm a man of the people, so who do you think America's hottest female athlete is. These are the women I thought of, if you feel I left someone out add them in. Enjoy!
http://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/america-and-_39_s-hottest-female-athletes,

Kelly Kelly
Want to see even more hotties that you might get to meet?
Danica Patrick

Heather Mitts

Jennie Finch

Lindsey Vonn

Natalie Gulbis

Stacy Keibler

Torrie Wilson

Blair O'Neal

Alex Morgan


The 36 Sexiest Zooey Deschanel Pics of All Time

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The 36 Sexiest Zooey Deschanel Pics of All Time
Photos of Zooey Deschanel, one of the hottest girls in movies and TV. Zooey started her career in 1999 in the movie "Mumford." She went on to star in such amazing films like "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy," "Elf," and "(500)Days of Summer." She is currently starring on the hit FOX TV show "New Girl." Zooey is also the lead singer of the band "She&Him." 

How big of a fan are you of Zooey Deschanel? Big enough to know her bra size and measurements? There are few girls out there as sexy and fun as Zooey Deschanel. The hottest pics in this Zooey Deschanel photo gallery include body shots as well as photos of her beautiful face. So, in honor of one of the greatest ladies in Hollywood, here are the sexiest Zooey Deschanel pictures ranked by hotness.

These Zooey Deschanel pics were taken from a variety of different sources, including several promotional and magazine photoshoots, and have been turned into a curated image gallery containing only the cutest pictures and jpgs from around the Web. While there are many sexy Zooey Deschanel photos, these are the hottest around. Zooey Deschanel's measurements and bra size are 35-24-35 inches (89-61-89 cm) and 32C. 
Click here for all the sexy info on Zooey.  

Want to see more sexy photos of hot near-nude celebrities and stars? Check out these collections of Kate Beckinsale photos, January Jones photos and sexy Anne Hathaway pics.
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Zooey Deschanel in Something Slightly Scantily Clad
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Zooey Deschanel Wears Dresses to Bed Just Like All the Regular Girls

This Would Be a Great Threesome

Zooey's Sexiest Picture Because That Bottomless One You See Everywhere Is Fake
Want see how she can even make being a dork sexy? Click here!
Zooey Deschanel in Lace Trim One-piece Bandeau

Zooey Deschanel and the Internet Audience's Bouncing Eyes

Because *Vintage* Trailers Aren't Trashy

Zooey Deschanel Fishing for Koi Like a Jerk

Her Eyes Are Twice the Size of Regular Eyes, Which Makes Them Bigger Targets

This Dress Reminds You That Zooey Deschanel Has Two (Count Them Two) Breasts



Top 10 Sexiest AI in Video Games

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Top 10 Sexiest AI in Video Games
Portal 2 is one of the best games out there, and if If there's one thing I learned from the first game, it's that, I'm not man enough to resist the wiles of sexy synthetic ladies. Besides, I'm no John Conner, so I'll be the first in line for my cybernetic implants once the robo-pocalypse begins. I mean why fight the inevitable? To that end, let's have a little list of the sexiest gynoids and data cores in gaming. If I'm effiecient enough, maybe they'll spare me long enough to kill me via sensory pleasure overload - otherwise known as the single best death imaginable. (Check out Top 5: Sexiest Artificial Intelligence over at Metacafe.) 

Now some of these artificially constructed ladies are pretty, some are sultry. Others just have personalities that compensate for the fact that they're really just a hard drive built into your house. But all are sexy . . . as long as you have the right silicone "implants".

By which I mean a direct neural interface with software . . . duh. What did you think perv?
http://www.ranker.com/list/top-10-sexiest-ai-in-video-games/adamthomas,

6. GLaDOS - Portal
OK, we've been looking at obvious "sexy robot gal" contenders for most of this list so far, so let's mix it up a bit shall we? Let's move away into more . . . "cerebral" areas.

I mean we kind of have to, considering GLaDOS here doesn't so exactly have a hot body.

Well "attractive" body anyways, I'm sure her personality cores probably can reach heats in the hundreds of degrees when they really get going, but that's obviously not what I meant.

Still, the lack of a female form doesn't mean some folks haven't tried to figure out what she'd look like in one:



OR jumped to some conclusions about the very silhouette of her core processing unit being an allusion to a woman in bondage:



That one might even be intentional on Valve's part. I mean, they usually think of everything, don't they?

So why on earth would people go to such lengths to imagine what GLaDOS would look like if she were a bit more . . . "woman" than AI core? Is she really that charming? Or are all these people demented loners who long ago learned that true IRL interactions with the fairer sex only left them confused and frustrated?

Well OK, that's probably part of it; but no, it really does have to do with her personality. Her abusive, hot-and-cold, maniacally screwed up personality.

GLaDOS switches constantly between loving you and hating you, from going on tirades about your idiotic inept nature, to apologizing for her snappy attitude, to then trying to play off such remarks as bad jokes. She's legitimately funny but definitely screwed up, and constantly teases you with the promise of earthly delights that she's actually fully prepared to deliver to you. . . even if you'll still never get to taste them.

So she's basically every psychotic ex-girlfriend EVER.

If any guy has had to deal with this overly emotional wreck of a girl (and who hasn't really, amirite?) they know that the one benefit to these types of relationships is the wildly awesome time in the sack.

The "cake", if you will.

So while she doesn't have a body, I think this is why so many want her to. We get the subtext, we know what "cake" actually means (Protip: it means vagina-sex).

GLaDOS : proving since 2007 that all it takes to attract men is a manipulative attitude, the ability to promise eventual snacks, and a couple of large orbs.
4. Cortana - Halo
Man, what hasn't been said about Cortana at this point?

Essentially the world's most powerful digital assistant AI, Cortana here is an impressively powerful bit of software to be sure.

She's ble to enter alien hardware and interpret the data found therein in short order. She's highly intelligent and saves Master Chief's cyborg bacon more than a few times, which seems only fair seeing as she often decides to take up residence in the back of his skull.

Now, if she were simply just a smart voice on MC's headset directing all of his actions, that'd be one thing. But as it turns out (and you no doubt are fully aware of since this isn't 2001) her sly personality and visual representation are that of an incredibly attractive young woman.



Scratch that, an incredibly attractive young woman - who happens to be naked.

So whoever designed her obviously had their priorities straight.

Obviously.

Plus for all those wondering how human -cyborg "relations" might work, without C-3P0 around, Cortana holds the key.

Master Chief being a spartan, is a cybernetic soldier, meaning he has a few robotic bits and pieces running throughout his central nervous system. Obviously Cortana resides within his armor to interact with him and get moved around from place to place, but considering her prowess at entering into various computer systems, it probably also means she could completely interact with Master Chief's cybernetic components. . . and even his bodily functions if she damn well wanted to.

Should Cortana ever decide to actually take her relationship with the Chief to the next level (past the pseudo Mulder and Scully thing they have going on in game) all it would take is for her to "stimulate" certain parts of his anatomy by hacking into his central nervous system.

Yes, that's right. All those times you were trucking around in a Warthog, the Chief was probably getting the world's best hummer from his digital girlfriend.

Of course if she ever got angry with you . . . well, let's just not think about that, shall we?
2. SHODAN - System Shock
Oh SHODAN. You naughty, naughty girl.

Your name may "mean" your just another Sentient Hyper-Optimized Data Access Network, but your words and oh so amazing attitude are your true testament to the beautiful madness of the fairer sex.

I know that some folks might wonder why GLaDOS didn't make it further up the list(especially since her game pretty much inspired it).

Well SHODAN here is why. You see, GLaDOS is definitely the newest hotness when it comes to rampaging super computers controlling entire installations while combining a sexy "take no prisoners" female viewpoint, but she wasn't the first. For video games, that honor is pretty much owned by SHODAN here.

Sure, GLaDOS gets by with her charm, being far funnier and often much nicer, but SHODAN sets the bar for pure bat-s**t insanity.

Again, SHODAN makes GLaDOS look nice by comparison.

GLaDOS. The AI that wanted nothing more than to torture you emotionally before burning you to death.

She actually believes that she's some sort of goddess in a physical manifestation, and when you look at it from her perspective, it's actually not that difficult to see why.

She controls everything on Citadel station, seeing everything though the countless eyes of security cameras, hearing all through the microphones of the f*turistic comm terminals. She can control even the most basic systems within her "body" from doors to elevators to cloning stations. She even sets out to create new life, as is the case with any deity worth their weight in microprocessors.

But like Skynet before her, she sees a flaw: the simple fact that humanity is not under her control.

This is an error she intends to rectify, and despite being mad, she logically creates many redundant means in order to achieve this end, from mining lasers, to viruses, to simply attempting to download herself into Earth's digital networks in order to wreak havoc. hell, she even proves to be semi-immortal when she surprises everyone and comes back for a second round in System Shock 2, even though her original program was utterly destroyed by the hacker that made her during the first game. By the end of this sequel she even decides to manifest physically on top of everything else, so she is no mere HAL-9000 clone anymore but an actual cyber-gal walking amongst us.



The above image is an artist's rendering of this godly event, but the actual thing involved a lot more "possessing of a human corpse".

So she's a smart, badass villain, you got that. But what makes her completely unforgettable is her attitude.

In both games she sees the player as nothing more than an insect or tool, something small and easily forgotten once she succeeds in her goals. She piles on verbal abuses and threats, and unlike many game antagonists before or since, these are threats that are actually delivered, swiftly and mercilessly. And yet through it all, it's difficult not to be in awe of her, despite her malevolent lunacy.

Sure, you can easily fear her. But at the end of the day, I think everyone actually end up respecting her. It's this gravitas that's makes it difficult for a man to not be allured by her sheer power and intelligence.

Of course, any relationship with SHODAN would have to be pretty damn kinky. She'd obviously be the dom, and you'd have to accept being a submissive pet to her (far from benign) control.

You might also have to accept the fact that she'd probably turn you into a cybernetic mutant killing machine- but come on, you know what you're getting into here. Just have some dirty fun while it lasts, and hope she decides to clone you later.

I for one would love to pant and sweat through her corridors any day.
3. KOS-MOS - Xenosaga
For most of the Xenosaga series, KOS-MOS (for the redundant acronym Kosmos Obey Strategical Multiple Operation Systems) is a rather odd mystery.

She's a super-powered fighting robot that even puts Mega Man to shame, wielding all sorts of ridiculous ways to kill things.

Super strength and speed, the ability to teleport in guns out of nowhere, and even some frickin' big ass laser beams for good measure. She's also fiercely loyal and logical to a fault- as befitting her robotic status.

And for some reason, even though she was co-designed by another woman, who doesn't seem interested in appearing on The Real L Word, she's also super hot - for a robot.



Oh, and she even has blue hair. Yes, stereotypes of anime exist for a reason.

So if I take this correctly, the creator of Xenosaga seems to think "of course the natural thing when designing hyper powerful battle bots is to put them in the form of attractive young women! I mean why wouldn't you do that? Even if another woman was the one building her. I mean it's the obvious choice. Right?"

Why wouldn't you do that indeed. Oh I know. How about the fact that most robots don't need to look like a human being, let alone a woman to be be perfectly functional? hell, the human form actually has a fair amount of flaws when it comes to navigation over something that could, say, hover around everywhere! But of course that would be bringing logic to a game that decided to leave it at the door when it started trying to become a sci-fi version of the works of Friedrich Nietzsche and religious gnosticism.

Seriously, that's what the Xenosaga games are about. Remember back in the Emeralda entry, where I said that Xenogears was weird? Well the same goes double for Xenosaga.

So, because the devs of the game are the type of over thinking inellectuals who think this is a good idea, there actually is a reason KOS-MOS looks like the next Japanese Pop-star Lady Gaga is going to steal a dress from, but it lives beyond this SPOILER ALERT over here.

You see, KOS-MOS is meant to be an artificial recreation of Mary Magdelene. You know, the old-school new testament woman who was so sexy even Jesus Christ himself decided to raise an eyebrow (and pitch his littlest cross) in her direction? Yeah that one.

So yeah, KOS-MOS is the recreation of a dame so fine even the Son of God took notice AND she's a kick ass robot! What more could a guy ask for?

. . . maybe fewer clothes on her?



There ya go buddy. Some prayers do get answered.
1. EDI - Mass Effect 2
So yeah, originally I was going to give this spot to SHODAN, because well, she's the queen of evil rampaging AI as far as I'm concerned, but then I remembered a rule I have:

When comparing female robots, there is only one rule. If Tricia Helfer is up for contention, she wins.

And yeah well, sorry SHODAN, you'd be fun for those times when a guy wants to get really nasty (and some cybernetic implants) but I hear you've got a mutagenic virus I don't want to catch, and besides EDI here does the one thing neither you nor GLaDOS can attest to:

EDI remains SANE



Plus though not as blatantly a sex object as Cortana in her digital avatar representation, it's difficult not to view it as, well . . .vaginal. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Her name stands for Enhanced Defense Intelligence, and among other things, she lives up to her name, protecting her ship and crew aboard the Normandy SR-2 to the best of her (often shackled) capabilities. But on top of this, she proves to be quite charming. Though your control of Commander Shepard never really has you interacting with EDI too often other than in a few major missions, she does develop a strong rapport with the Normandy's pilot (and resident wise ass) Joker, voiced perfectly by Seth Green.

They bicker and banter like an old married couple. . . and damn it all, it's just too cute to watch!

As I said before though, the real big difference is that EDI doesn't ever stab you in the back and try to blow all of the humans out an airlock President Roslin style. She jokes here and there about her dominance over we organics (as in the attached video) but is actually quite . . . nice.

So if SHODAN is sort of a goddess AI taken to its extreme as in you know, delivering wrath and all that, EDI is the far more benevolent version of the same thing. She's still pretty all powerful on the ship she is, but is using this power for our benefit. I can get behind that.

But for my money the real icing on the cake is that she's still Tricia Helfer. This means that if she did eventually make the upgrade to a body like SHODAN before her, she'd pretty much have to look like this:



Or maybe this:



And possibly even this:



This folks, is a great thing.

If BioWare ever decides to to give EDI some sort of actual body in Mass Effect 3 (hint, hint), I think a great many male Shepards out in the 'verse will be attempting to find romance options between the commander and his ship's computer, completely ditching anything they had going on with either of the boring humans or blue aliens they might have been banging on their save files before.

It's just one of many upgrades that I'm hoping for this coming winter when the trilogy finally ends.

That, and the removal of the god awful smile on every male Shepard model ever.



I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite creepy s**t-eating grin on the citadel!
5. Noel Vermillion - BlazBlue
Spoiler Alert!

Yeah Noel's totally a robot. Sorry folks who care about BlazBlues' oh so significant "plot".

(All six of you.)

Specifically, she's an earlier model of the game's final boss, who's all cyber-angel-deathwinged out. That's pretty cool and all, but I'll tell you what Nu-13 doesn't have that Noel does:


Dat Ass.

Which, getting away from such an obvious appeal (not that you would want to), she's also a militaristic gal who knows how to go to town on fools with a pair of huge guns- Equilibrium style.

Oh, and by guns, I do mean actual guns. Seriously look at those things! Dirty Harry has a case of Magnum envy here.

But just in case you thought she was completely without some feminine charm, she's also got an adorable weakness for anything cute. And proving that not every fembot HAS to fit standard stereotypes of Japanese homemakers, she's actually a terrible, terrible cook.

Seriously, being bad at cooking is like basically saying you're a dude in Japan.

So yeah, now that I've said all that . . . I do have to start shaming any man whose ever looked at her with lust in mind.

Why? She's only five years OLD! You sick leches!

OK yeah I guess in software years that actually means she's ancient, but still, I'm not sure how to feel about this.

Ah screw it!



DAT ASS.
10. Mei Fang - Arcana Heart
Alright, let''s get the most perverted stuff out of the way first, shall we? To that end, meet Mei Fang:



Thank you Japan! You sick, sick bastards. (oh wait there's like a tragedy over there right now, sorry)

Like Mai Shiranui before her, Mei Fang is pure sexuality oozed into a single fighting game character, solely for the sake of sexuality. But like Ash from the film Alien, "She's a goddamn robot!".

Now, the Arcana Heart series of fighting games is "unique" in that it features an entirely female cast of adolescent girls. . . so yes, it's as perverted as you think it is.

But not wanting to be accused just of heavy pedophilic overtones, the developers decided to appeal to every single fetish they could think of at the time, with each sequel only adding more onto the list.

They're on the third installment now, so this means there's more fetish bait than your entire collection of girl-shaped masturbation body pillows: there's a martial arts chick, a nun, a (sigh) cat girl, a chick with a rather "close" relationship to an amorphous slime monster, and even a chubby Naruto Fangirl (now that's a damn specific fetish if I've ever heard of one).

If Mei Fang has anything going for her above the rest of her cast, it's firstly, she actually has a figure. A COMPLETELY unrealistic figure, but hey she was obviously built by a man. A lonely, lonely man, who probably was going more off his lustful imagination than any actual woman (whom I'm sure he never met) when going over her "schematics". I'm not sure why she's going to high school with the rest of the girls in this game, as she's pretty obviously been built to be the ultimate interpretation of a real doll, and for that you do not need any book learning.

Of course you then find out that she was actually built by a woman . . . and then it's all WTF?!

But just to keep the total chauvinism levels on overload here, know also that Mei Fang here, in addition to her ridiculous bust, and completely appropriate lower body wear, also knows thousands of recipes and is completely subservient.

That's right, she cooks and cleans for you too! Wow, way to be progressive Japan!

. . . says the ass who's writing a list of sexy fembots.
8. Lamia Loveless - Super Robot Wars
Hah! Loveless. I see what you did there makers of Super Robot Wars.

Get it? I mean, she's an android - so emotions would be foreign to her!

Subtle.

So anyways, Lamia here is your standard humanoid robot sent to spy on you, and who (of course) eventually learns the value of organic life and decides not to betray the good guys because they're awesome. You know, the standard Cylon drill really (at least for Asian robots).

Or maybe she's closer to a female Data from Star Trek: TNG? After all she learns of human ways and decides to follow her "heart" whatever that actually is. To become more human. It's really a trope that's been done to death, and there's little that's actually notable about her.

Except that both she and her giant mechanized fighting battlesuit have gigantic breasts:



Seriously. Her nickname ends up being "Boing-chan".

Subtlety strikes again Super Robot Wars devs!

Of course, this is why she's on this list. You might want to start accusing me of objectifying women (if you haven't already), but let me pose this question to you: Am I really objectifying them if they're are actually objects? Isn't that what a robot is? An Object? Isn't that, you know, OK?

So really neither I nor the makers of Super Robot Wars should be accused of sexism. Obviously.

Besides I'm sure mech-t**s have SOME sort of functional purpose. Right? I mean maybe . . . they distract the other pilots?
9. Adjutants - Starcraft
Ever see that Bjork video where the Queen of Iceland herself (if that's not her official status it should be) is built in a Prius factory while she sings about whatever it is that Bjork actually warbles about?

Yeah, I saw that smack dab in the middle of puberty . . . which is probably why I find the Adjutants of Starcraft strangely alluring. Something about watching a beautiful woman being built is just, well at the very least fascinating, if not intriguing. But before you go and say that I'm some sort of freak (which is obviously the case) know that this image exists:



Which means that at least I'm not the only one.

Now the Adjutants are (generally speaking) little more than supercomputers the Terran military uses to help coordinate their battles against their enemies in Starcraft. Of course this essentially amounts to a prettier voice being the one you hear telling you that you need more minerals of vespene gas rather than that deep bass of the Protoss.

So how is she sexy? Well I think I'm going to pull a Cleveland and go with the "Does no one else here find power sexy?" argument.

I'm with Mr. Brown on this one. Yes, power is sexy, and who always has the most power? The computer "assisting" with the war effort, that's who. Thank god they built them with boobs!

Sure some will balk that robot women have cold dead eyes, monotone voices, and no personality to speak of. But hey, isn't that what most men want in a woman?

It's not?

Oh.

Well then I better get back on my meds once I'm done with this list then.
7. Emeralda Kasim - Xenogears
OK, so Esmeralda here isn't exactly super hot by anime chick standards. I mean, she doesn't have the overabundant assets of Mei Fang or Lamia above her, and compared to most ladies in videogames, she's actually quite reasonably dressed.

(of course this statement doesn't really speak too highly of women in games, but I digress)



  
See? There's just some midriff, and a little bit of thigh. Pretty scandalous . . . if this was 1955.

So why is Emeralda here?

Well, filler mostly, but aside from that -she's a female T-1000!

That's right, Emeralda is actually a networked nanite cloud taking the form of a full grown woman. Sure, she chooses to look like a green-haired babe most of the time, but occasionally she turns her hands into knives, her hair into a scythe, legs into drills and just and go on a buck wild in her "Kill All Humans" moments.



Not that she would, seeing as she's pretty benevolent nanite colony created in the protagonist's previous life to aid humanity before he was reincarnated. Oh yeah, did I mention that Xenogears has sort of a weird story? Well it does.

But it's that shapeshifting ability, more than anything else, that gets her on the list. I mean, you might not like her green-hair/deep tan combo, but it doesn't have to be that way! She can be buxom, or skinny, or a red head, or well . . . anything! At the very least, she'd be "flexible". If you get my drift.



Which if my man Garrus has taught me anything, is a good thing.

The 24 Hottest Taylor Swift Pictures

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The 24 Hottest Taylor Swift Pictures
Photos of Taylor Swift, one of the hottest girls in entertainment. Taylor Swift is the sweet and wholesome American singer-songwriter best known for her inoffensive brand of crossover country-pop music and dating famous people. Her most popular mainstream hits in the US have included "Love Story," "You Belong with Me," and "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together." Swift has dabbled in acting, appearing in an episode of "CSI" and the 2010 ensemble romantic comedy "Valentine's Day."

There are few girls out there as sexy, nerdy, fun and talented as Taylor Swift. The hottest pics in this Taylor Swift photo gallery include body shots as well as photos of her beautiful face. So, in honor of one of the greatest up and coming ladies in Hollywood, here are the sexiest Taylor Swift pictures, ranked by hotness.

Can you guess Taylor Swift's bra and breast size measurements from these pics? These Taylor Swift pics were taken from a variety of different sources, including including several promotional and magazine photoshoots, and have been turned into a curated image gallery containing only the cutest pictures and jpgs from around the Web. While there are many sexy Taylor Swift photos, these are the hottest around. Taylor Swift's measurements and bra size are 35-24-35 inches (89-61-89 cm) and 34A.
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Taylor Swift as Your Dead Girlfriend During Involuntary Flashbacks That Take Place in a Field

It Looks Like She's Holding Up the Grammy with Her Hog

Taylor Swift is Hard of Hearing Due to Her Hair

Taylor Swift Just Finished Her Homework

Taylor Swift in a Tank Top Talking to God Knows Who

Taylor Swift Cleavage Always Comes Out of Nowhere

This is Either a Sex Doll or a Wax Taylor Swift or She's Just Perfect

Taylor Swift Shows Off Her Shoulder Again

Sideboob Taylor Swift Knows Exactly What She's Doing

Taylor Swift as Your Imaginary Girlfriend


The 24 Hottest Kristen Stewart Pictures Ever

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The 24 Hottest Kristen Stewart Pictures Ever
Photos of Kristen Stewart, one of the hottest girls in entertainment. Kristen Stewart is the American actress best known for her role as Bella Swan in "The Twilight Saga" movies. She has also starred in "The Runaways," "Snow White and the Huntsman," and "On the Road." Stewart is one of the highest earning actresses in Hollywood, and her performances have frequently been praised. Her rocky relationship with co-star Robert Pattinson has also made her fame skyrocket and A-list material. 

I don't care what the hell you say. She is hot. Look at these pictures. Kristen Stewart, I'm on team YOU. There are few girls out there as sexy, nerdy, fun and talented as Kristen Stewart. You can vote on the hot pics in this Kristen Stewart photo gallery to move your favorites to the front of the list. So, in honor of one of the greatest up and coming ladies in Hollywood, here are the sexiest Kristen Stewart pictures, ranked by hotness.

Are you the world's biggest Kristen Stewart fan to know her bra and breast size, and measurements? These Kristen Stewart pics were taken from a variety of different sources, including including several promotional and magazine photoshoots, and have been turned into a curated image gallery containing only the cutest pictures and jpgs from around the Web. While there are many sexy Kristen Stewart photos, these are the hottest around. Kristen Stewart's measurements and bra size are 33-23-34 inches (84-58-86 cm) and 32A.
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Kristen Stewart Realizes This Is An Itchy Sweater

Barefoot Kristen Stewart Hates Photoshoots

Kristen Stewart Getting Some

This Insane Butt Shot from Breaking Dawn

Kristen Stewart Likes That Open Top Look

They Chose a Red Dress for This Promo Because Vampires

Kristen Stewart In What She Thinks Is Beetlejuice Cosplay

Kristen Stewart's Is Naked Under That Dress Probably

Knee-Socks Kristen Stewart Hates Smiling

The Hottest, Most Photoshopped Kristen Stewart Picture Ever


The 33 Sexiest Jessica Alba Pictures of All Time

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The 33 Sexiest Jessica Alba Pictures of All Time
Photos of Jessica Alba, one of the hottest girls in entertainment. Jessica started her career in "Camp Nowhere". She then went on to be in such films as "Idle Hand", "Into the Blue" and "The Fantastic Four". Jessica has become uber famous for her acting talent in addition to her lovely olive skin that has graced the covers of just about every national magazine of all time.

There are few girls out there as sexy, nerdy, fun and talented as Jessica Alba. This Jessica Alba photo gallery includes pics of her face and body from the red carpet, beach, and even magazine photo shoots. So, in honor of one of the greatest ladies in Hollywood, here are the sexiest Jessica Alba pictures, ranked by hotness.

These Jessica Alba pics were taken from a variety of different sources, including including several promotional and magazine photoshoots, and have been turned into a curated image gallery containing only the cutest pictures and jpgs from around the Web. While there are many sexy Jessica Alba photos, these are the hottest around.

Want to see more sexy photos of hot near-nude celebrities and stars? Check out these collections of Halle Berry photos, Adriana Lima photos and sexy Carmen Electra pics.
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Jessica Alba Poses With A Wind Machine

Jessica Alba And The Luckiest Sheets Ever

Jessica Alba Should Wear A Bigger Belt With That Outfit

Jessica Alba About To Have A Glorious Wardrobe Malfunction

Jessica Alba Poses With TV As Old As Her Grandma Bloomers

Jessica Alba Got Her Pants From The Wrong Drawer This Morning

Jessica Alba And Some Model-Thin Starfish

Jessica Alba Lost Some Buttons Before Her Photo Shoot

Jessica Alba Can't Remember Where She Left Her Key

Jessica Alba Sees You Peeking In


Miranda Cosgrove Bikini Pictures

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Miranda Cosgrove Bikini Pictures
Sexy Miranda Cosgrove bikini photos taken from around the Web. The young star first gained recognition as bossy middle-schooler Summer in the Jack Black starring School of Rock, but now that she's all grown up, the sexy starlet is turning plenty of heads. It's clear that Miranda Cosgrove is among Hollywood's hottest women, and she's a regular fixture in fashion photography and on online gossip and celebrity photo sites as well as on the lead role of Carly on the Disney Channel's iCarly. This may be why fans are constantly searching for hot photos of Miranda Cosgrove looking good in swimwear and bikinis.

Fortunately for them, Miranda Cosgrove is not shy and sports bikinis regularly, making it relatively easy to find the sexiest posed and candid shots of Miranda Cosgrove in revealing swimwear.

This list collects together the best Miranda Cosgrove bikini photos from around the Web, many of them from sites like Huffington Post, Egotastic and TMZ. Many of these photos were snapped by paparazzi without the permission, or even knowledge, of the subject herself. However, on some occasions, bikini photos that appeared candid were actually pre-arranged by the star or her publicist, in an attempt to grab attention or get a brief career boost. B-level or infamous celebrities like Heidi Montag and Courtney Stodden, in particular, are often called out for this behavior.

And if you're a real hardcore fan, be sure to check out Ranker's list of the overall hottest Miranda Cosgrove photos.
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Miranda Cosgrove With Parasol

Miranda Cosgrove in sicily halter bikini

Miranda Cosgrove in mood cabana bikini

Miranda Cosgrove Feet
Miranda Cosgrove feet
Miranda Cosgrove in Sports Bra

Miranda Cosgrove in Beachwear

Miranda Cosgrove in Black Tank

Miranda Cosgrove Lying Down

Miranda Cosgrove in Boxing Outfit

Miranda Cosgrove in Red Halter Bikini


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