October 20, 2014, 8:41 am
![The 32 Hottest Pictures of a Young Britney Spears]( "The 32 Hottest Pictures of a Young Britney Spears")
Pics of a young Britney Spears (from when Britney Spears was hot and in her prime) when she was in her late teens, when she was in her 20s, and general hot photos of a verily late '90s looking, but early-to-mid-2000s Britney Spears. In honor of the passing of her 32nd year (she is actually 32 years old now), here are the 32 sexiest photos of Britney Spears when she was younger. These old Britney Spears images can be voted on so that the best and hottest ones rise up to the top and to the front of the list. So make sure to share it, vote on it, and check out the rest of the lists on the sidebar.
Re-live all your '90s and 2000s Britney Spears fantasies by looking at and voting on these pictures of a teenage Britney Spears, a Britney Spears in her 20s, and Britney Spears when she was hot. You may recall a very popular circa-2000 website called britneysspheres.com (Britney's spheres – get it? I certainly do.)
She just had it all, looked amazing, was in great shape, exercised all the time, didn't have any kids (which really kind of did a number on her), and her face was about half as wide as it is now.
So what time better than now to look back on pictures of a naked Britney Spears (although any Britney Spears nudes are most likely not exactly "real" [but these Britney Spears bikini pics are]) and images of a photoshopped Britney that show us the beauty of keeping up the generally hot appearance of a cultural icon.
These are the absolutely hottest pictures of a younger Britney Spears. Enjoy.
http://www.ranker.com/list/hot-britney-spears-nude-sexy-pictures-photo/greg,
This is the Year She Had Her Nipples Removed
Photoshop censorship at its finest. Way to go, American magazines.
Britney Spears Before Getting Married For a Day
... And Britney Spears as Goth Supergirl
Sideways Britney Spears Right After a Fresh Leg Shine
"Want the same perfume as Britney?"
What Kevin Federline Ruined for Everyone
When looking at this picture and realizing what we were getting, it kind of makes you want to live in the alternate universe where that moment could live on forever.
Topless Britney Spears Will Go to Rehab One Day
She looks just hot in a bikini.
Britney Spears Before Any of the Lawsuits
Britney Spears Getting Photographed in a Really Cold Room
Britney Spears and Cotton Underwear Invent the Wall Bra
Did you know Brit isn't the only sexy pop star from Louisiana?
Britney Spears Puts Her Clothes On in a Weird Order
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October 20, 2014, 6:41 am
![The 20 Greatest Nude Scenes in 80s Teen Movie History]( "The 20 Greatest Nude Scenes in 80s Teen Movie History")
If there's anything that the '80s gave us, it was gratuitous nudity in just about every single teen comedy that came out (Maybe we should have taken them as sexy lessons.). In honor of that tradition, here are the best '80s teen comedy nude scenes of all time, ranked by you for hotness. I described the movies, the context of the nude scenes, and then linked you out to the scenes when possible (although you can totally just Google all of them). From Phoebe Cates in Fast Times, to lesser-known gems like Hardbodies and Malibu Express, to even scenes from actually-good movies like Sixteen Candles, these are the best nude scenes in '80s teen comedy history.
http://www.ranker.com/list/the-20-greatest-nude-scenes-in-80s-movie-history/greg,
Revenge of the Nerds
The Movie
If there's one thing '80s movies taught kids, it's that if you invade a girl's privacy or sneak a peak of her squishy parts while she isn't looking, it is perfectly okay if you're with your friends. Squishy parts. Remember that one. It's yours now.
So Revenge of the Nerds, for those of you who were born after most of the actors' careers had taken a nosedive, is a movie that takes place in a time in which kids were stratified. It's before jocks tried to claim being nerds to seem bangable to girls, and it's before nerds were more popular than jocks since they're pretty good looking these days, anyway. Nerds looked like your grandpa when he tries to dress up nice and jocks hated the idea of being "smart." Nobody was happy.
In the movie the outcasts known as "Nerds" take revenge on their jock bullies and actually win girls, etc. The concept was so ridiculous at the time that it was a kind of high concept when the movie came out.
The Scene
Anyway, there's a scene where the nerds sneak into the dorms of some super hot girls and set up hidden cameras to see them change, which is insanely rape-y and horrible by today's standards, but is more of a "boys will be boys" thing to do when you live in an 80s movie.
This scene is one of the most surprising turns that a comedy like this ever took because you really didn't come to expect it from a movie like this. Hell, you didn't really come to expect it from any comedies until around this time in the 80s. There must have been so many outraged parents returning video tapes and yelling at dudes who didn't approve of the films they were renting <--- sh*t like this is why Kevin Smith is famous.
Here's the scene.
Bachelor Party
The Movie
A Tom Hanks movie where a bunch of rowdy 80s dudes throw their best friend a bachelor party. It seriously is one of the top 10 movie parties I wish I could have been to.
The Scene
Tom Hanks tries to get away from all the rowdy dudes when a hot girl, Monique Gabrielle, comes out from behind curtains with a ridiculously perfect body. She's topless and as she looks at him, her head turns into his girlfriend, a nun from school, and eventually, his buddies. It's actually pretty funny. But hey, boobs the whole time.
Here's the scene.
Blame It on Rio
The Movie
Blame It On Rio is about two really f*cking horrible guys who bring their insanely hot daughters (a young Demi Moore and Michelle Johnson) on a vacation to Rio de Janeiro with them. After they catch their daughters playing topless in the ocean, one dad gets super pissed and the other plays with them, ends up banging his friend's daughter –which is okay, because it turns out his friend was banging his wife the whole time. Demi Moore kind of stays out of the whole thing. The hot girl (Michelle Johnson) tries to kill herself by overdosing on birth control (which you can't even do) and everyone lives happily ever after.
The Scene
A barely legal Michelle Johnson and a 22-year-old Demi Moore play on a beach topless and are then caught by their dads, but refuse to put their clothes back on. Whoever wrote this has some weird, awesome problems.
Check it out here.
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
I don't have to tell you what this movie is about (it's easily one of the Best Stoner Movies of All Time) and you know exactly what scene I'm talking about. If you don't, then here it is. That's Phoebe Cates.
She's married to Kevin Klein, looks like this now, and is one of the hottest, if not the hottest girl the '80s had to offer. And she took her clothes off all over the place. The 80s was a great place to live – everything was cheesier, from the most ridiculous WWF wrestling promos ever (and these were supposed to be tough guys), to pictures of Michael Jackson punching Mr. T, to even cartoon theme songs that make great guitar solos.
But Phoebe Cates in her teens/20s was one of the greatest parts of the '80s, and this is still considered one of the most ruined orgasm scenes of all time.
She tops every one of these lists and with great reason. The mix of innocence and mischief in her eyes in every scene just steals the entire movie. She's always the main picture of stuff like video round-ups of hot girls getting out of pools and the like. And she deserves it.
I love you, Phoebe, if you're reading this. And if you are reading this, I want to thank you for your service to mankind in the '80s (and whatever charity work you're doing these days) because if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have a quick, no-thoughts-required answer for when a girlfriend asks for swimsuit input: "red just make it red it needs to be red I don't care if it's from Target just red no designs just as long as it's red please." Thank you.
See her and more at Mrskin.com
BONUS: A super hot, full frontal Jennifer Jason Leigh scene where she's making out with the guy who then disappoints her as she sits up all hot and bothered, still naked, and disappointed. A scene I think we can all relate to.
Mischief
The Movie
This movie has all of the tropes of a teen comedy, but happens to center around a clumsy guy trying to bang Kelly Preston, so pretty much everyone's on board from the beginning. Because a young Kelly Preston is stupid hot. Like, stupid hot.
The Scene
A young Kelly Preston is in lace lingerie ('80s lingerie is so weird) while the guy slowly undresses her. He takes off her bra, and you can seriously hear a football stadium full of dudes just cheering their asses off. She pulls off her underwear and boom, full frontal Kelly Preston, who then lies down and makes out with the guy for a few minutes. They have sex and it's awesome. He promises to pull out, then doesn't; but whatever, it's the '80s so it wasn't a big deal.
Watch it here.
Paradise
The Movie
It's a Blue Lagoon ripoff, only instead of getting shipwrecked, Phoebe Cates and the guy escaped from white-slave agent who captures them. They then spend a lot of time being naked.
The Scene
Phoebe Cates takes a shower in a waterfall. It's all you really need to know and it absolutely rules. You should watch it (the scene, the movie sucks).
Porky's
The Movie
Porky's is about a group of guys in the '50s who want to lose their virginities in a time in which guys not only admitted that they were virgins, but tried to fix that problem "together." There's a place called Porky's, though, where a lot of the hot girls are and a lot of the main characters are terrorized by the mean, fat, pig-looking owner named, you guessed it, Porky. As these guys awkwardly try and come up with plans to get laid, a lot of nudity happens, and you get bored when it stops. Then you rewind the tape until your parents know exactly what you're doing. There's no reason someone should be rewinding and playing a tape that often and that quickly unless they're trying to solve the mystery of the Kennedy assassination.
The Scene
The infamous Porky's shower scene. A bunch of guys find a hole that leads to the girls' locker room, and kind of like you hope for every time there's a hole in a wall of any bathroom stall, there's actually hot chicks on the other end. Full frontal and backal (which yes, is a word, according to me) nudity ensues and a lot of teenagers and kids even younger than that in the '80s saw their first bush, boob and/or group of women showering together. Many more would follow for all of us.
The notable part of this scene is that it was the first gratuitous nudity most people had seen in a really popular comedy (which actually dragged on for pretty long and wasn't even very funny). It was really just a huge mask for nudity. This movie is huge because of this scene and because the rest of its awesome nude scenes (including one starring a young Kim Cattrall, who only gets hotter as she gets older).
This movie was largely nudity masked in fun, which was an awesome discovery for anyone who saw it. It's kind of like when you pour alcohol inside a juice box or a Vitamin water and bring it into your kids' plays or Disneyland. All of you do this.
Here it is.
Private School
The Movie
Phoebe Cates tries to score a really WASPy rich dude while a super hot girl teases everyone in the movie. Shower scenes happen.
The Scene(s): Some more dudes spy on a girl when she thinks she's safe and take pictures with the flash turned off. They use a polaroid, which was common then, but today would be a hipster thing to do. She notices them in the mirror and decides to give them a show until they pull her towel off. The girls aren't super freaked out, but kind of happy about it for some reason. Phoebe Cates is in her underwear throughout.
The main hot girl in the movie is former hottie Betsy Russell who spends the whole time teasing dudes. She also rides a horse topless in the movie. Old ladies disapprove. People go nuts and there are apparently, once again, no nudity laws in public in the 80s.
Why not check it out here.
Risky Business
The Movie:
I could not have watched this movie more as a kid. If I would have, I'm sure my parents would have sent me to some kind of psychiatrist (which, in retrospect, would have been a good decision, which means that yes, all kids should watch this movie at least 50 times *sobbing* "No dad I don't want to see it again!" "This is for your own good, junior...").
The movie is about a pre-Scientology Tom Cruise as a teenager who tries to have some fun while his parents are away. Everything is prim and proper and perfect in his home, but as soon as they leave, you get that infamous scene of him dancing in his underwear indoors pretending to be a rockstar, which to some kids, will resonate more if I say "like that Heidi Klum Guitar Hero (RIP) commercial where she dances in her underwear in a living room.
The Scene(s)
He proceeds to meet this vaguely Russian woman, played by a still-relevant Rebecca De Mornay, who treats him like crap but has sex with him throughout the entire movie. She's the one you see naked all over the place and it is awesome. It makes you want a dangerous, emotionally unavailable blonde woman of your very own... wait. This explains a lot. This explains a lot. But life changing revelations aside, the scenes are pretty awesome. Repeatedly. All the time. The train scene (where they have sex on a train) is particularly something that was etched into my brain as a wee lad, because I couldn't believe how poorly maintained the lights were on that thing. That's just irresponsible. (Proving that nude scenes don't need to be funny all the time.)
Check it out here.
Trading Places
The Movie
A 1%er (Dan Aykroyd) trades places with a homeless guy (Eddie Murphy) trade places because two rich old guys make a bet about how it will turn out. Hilarity ensues, and Jamie Lee Curtis takes her top off.
The Scene
Jamie Lee Curtis plays a prostitute who seems smarter than any other woman in the movie. She lets Dan Aykroyd stay at her place in exchange for, you guessed it, money, once he's rich again. The scene where she's changing and casually walks around topless showed everyone that at some point, Jamie Lee Curtis was super hot. Even with that hair.
Check it out here.
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October 20, 2014, 5:51 am
![The Most Beautiful Women of All Time]( "The Most Beautiful Women of All Time")
List of the most beautiful women of all time: ranked not on talent or accomplishments, but on looks alone. This is a test to see if the so-called "wisdom of the crowd" will actually be able to determine who the most beautiful woman of all time is. If you'd like to rank these women on more than their beauty, consult The Best Actresses in Film History list. This list does not only include prettiest current actresses, but the most beautiful women in history.
So, who is the most beautiful woman ever? Of course, that woman may very well be a total unknown, but since it's impossible to list every woman who's ever existed, and one is less likely to rank people they don't know, this list will obviously be restricted to people who've achieved a fair level of celebrity. A "fair level of celebrity" is defined by being famous enough to have a profile page on Wikipedia or IMDB. Historical figures are accepted IF pictures of them are generally accepted as accurate. Add your own suggestions and this should hopefully be an ever expanding list.
http://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/most-beautiful-women-of-all-time,
Audrey Hepburn
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Charlize Theron
Elizabeth Taylor
Grace Kelly
Marilyn Monroe
Michelle Pfeiffer
Monica Bellucci
Raquel Welch
Rita Hayworth
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October 17, 2014, 10:56 am
![45 of Your Childhood Crushes (Then and Now)]( "45 of Your Childhood Crushes (Then and Now)")
You remember the days: sitting in front of the TV wondering which outfit Kelly Kapowski would wear today in her efforts to draw more attention that Zach Morris's 20-pound cell phone. Those amazingly hot teen/pre-teen/eternally teen actresses of the '80s and '90s paraded around in their cut-off shorts and tank tops and made it generally necessary to have a big binder handy at all times they were in view. You had their posters on your wall and in your mind, well, I don't really want to know what was going on in there. The question now is: what happened to the hottest girls of your childhood?
Sorry to say, but some of the hottest teen actors of the '80s and '90s are now residents on the list of ugliest former child actors, while others find themselves on among the child stars who grew up to look like muppets. But fear not: the vast majority of actresses who were hot in your childhood are as hot (or hotter) now. This list of before and after pictures of the hottest crushes from your childhood is a side-by-side comparison of what became of all the hottest actresses from your youth.
Fair warning: some of the results are not pretty. If you fear that the fantasies of your youth are about to be spoiled by the sandy vaginas of time, you may be right. Of course, some of these actresses are still totally boner-worthy (some of them are still working and could easily rank among the hottest women of primetime) and worth an update in your mental picture file, so carry on with the greatest before and after pictures of your childhood crushes.
http://www.ranker.com/list/45-of-your-childhood-crushes-_then-and-now_/brian-gilmore,
babes,
90s,
nostalgia,
child actors,
other,
then and now,
Alicia Silverstone
A RANKER USER SAID: "I read somewhere that she is such a hard core vegan that she wrote a letter to Vladimir Putin asking that vegan meals be made available to all Russian prisoners. haha" (join the discussion)
Lea Thompson
Marley Shelton
A RANKER USER SAID: "She was mad hot in her police outfit uniform in Scream 4! Can't wait to see her in her next movie Decoding Annie Parker" (join the discussion)
Wendy Peffercorn From The Sandlot (Marley Shelton)
A RANKER USER SAID: "Might be every young boys fantasy growing up, but if we think about her in the Sandlot, she might have been considered a pedo." (join the discussion)
Tiffani Amber Thiessen Now
A RANKER USER SAID: "According to E online, the best person she has ever kissed was Luke Perry - a total douche." (join the discussion)
If you think this pic of Tiffani Amber Thiessen is HOT, CLICK HERE to see more AMAZING photos
Kelly Kapowski From Saved By The Bell (Tiffani Amber Thiessen)
A RANKER USER SAID: "Screech could have had a chance with her if he acted like the douche bag he is today." (join the discussion)
Melissa Joan Hart Now
A RANKER USER SAID: "Can you believe the former outgoing, laid back teenage witch endorsed Mitt Romney (a self identified Mormon)?" (join the discussion)
Melissa Joan Hart is STILL HOT. If you want to see MORE sexy pics, then CLICK HERE!
90s Melissa Joan Hart
A RANKER USER SAID: "What happened to Salem? Sabrina's smart aleck, but lovable black cat? He better be alive!" (join the discussion)
'90s Alicia Silverstone
A RANKER USER SAID: "Is it just me, or did the batgirl costume look horrid on her." (join the discussion)
Marty McFly's Mom In Back to the Future (Lea Thompson)
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October 21, 2014, 10:11 am
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October 20, 2014, 10:41 am
![The 25 Sexiest Pictures of Lily Collins]( "The 25 Sexiest Pictures of Lily Collins")
Lily Collins photos, collecting pictures together of one of entertainment's hottest women. Lily Collins is an English actress best known for her role as Snow White in the 2012 film Mirror Mirror. She is the daughter of Phil Collins and his second wife, Jill Tavelman. In 2009, she played Sandra Bullock's daughter Collins Tuohy in the award-winning film The Blind Side.
Lily Collins has proven herself to be one of the most sexy and fun girls in movies and TV. She's an inspiration to hot chicks everywhere. So, in honor of one of the greatest up and coming ladies in Hollywood, here are the sexiest near-nude Lily Collins pictures, videos and GIFs, ranked by hotness.
These Lily Collins pics were taken from a variety of different sources, including several promotional and magazine photoshoots, and have been turned into a curated image gallery containing only the cutest pictures and jpgs from around the Web. While there are many sexy Lily Collins photos, these are the hottest around.
http://www.ranker.com/list/hottest-lily-collins-photos/celeb-spotter,
Lily Collins Does Her Best Statue of Liberty
Lily Collins Needs A Brush And A Shirt Sleeve
Lily Collins Gets Her Hair Done at the Stu-Stu-Studio
Lily Collins in a Candy Corn Romper
Lily Collins Knows Three Square Inches of Skin Is Enough to Set Nerds Hearts Aflutter
Lily Collins Is Ready to Crash a Party
Lily Collins Rolled Around in an Oil Slick
Lily Collins Wears the Devil's Underwear
Lily Collins in a Dress Made from a Tablecloth
Lily Collins Gets Photographed In A Wind Tunnel
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October 21, 2014, 1:41 am
![The Hottest Miss Universe Winners]( "The Hottest Miss Universe Winners")
Miss Universe is the annual international beauty pageant. It, along with the Miss World Competition, are the two most prestigious and popular beauty pageants in the world. Organized by the Miss Universe Organization, women from all over the globe represent their home countries in the beauty pageant. Who is the hottest Miss Universe of all time?
Miss Universe is considered one of the most culturally influential (and expensive) international events in the world, along with FIFA, the Olympics, and the World's Fair. It was founded in 1952 by Pacific Mills and has been owned by various corporations since. It was acquired by Donald Trump in 1996.
A pageant ripe with history, prestige, and legacy, Miss Universe brings people together all over the world to share in one common goal: admiring women, both on the inside and outside. Below are the hottest women ever crowned Miss Universe. Cast your votes for the women you think are the hottest Miss Universe winners.
http://www.ranker.com/list/hottest-miss-universe/greg,
Dayanara Torres
Miss Puerto Rico
Dayana Mendoza
Miss Venezuela
Jennifer Hawkins
Miss Australia
Natalie Glebova
Miss Canada
Oxana Fedorova
Miss Russia
Zuleyka Rivera
Miss Puerto Rico
Stefanía Fernández
Miss Venezuela
Ximena Navarrete
Miss Mexico
Olivia Culpo
Miss U.S.A.
Gabriela Isler - 2013
Miss Venezuela
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October 21, 2014, 8:41 am
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October 19, 2014, 9:41 pm
![The Hottest Miss USA Winners]( "The Hottest Miss USA Winners")
The Miss USA pageant, not to be confused with the Miss America Pageant, is an annual competition to select the American contestant for the Miss Universe Pageant. Eight Miss USA winners have gone on to become Miss Universe. Who are the hottest Miss USA winners ever? This list has pictures of Miss USA winners, ranked as the absolute hottest.
The Miss USA competition began when the Miss America pageant winner, Yolande Betbeze, refused to pose in a swimsuit for publicity photos in 1950. The pageant sponsor, Catalina, pulled their funding and founded their own pageant, Miss USA.
A little more scandalous and lively than Miss America, the Miss USA competition is certainly not lacking gorgeous women. Below are the hottest Miss USA winners. Cast your votes for the women you think are the hottest in Miss USA history.
http://www.ranker.com/list/hottest-miss-usa/greg,
Ali Landry
Miss Louisiana
Jackie Loughery
Miss New York
Kelli McCarty
Miss Kansas
Rachel Smith
Miss Tennessee
Shandi Finnessey
Miss Missouri
Tara Conner
Miss Kentucky
Rima Fakih
Miss Michigan
Kristen Dalton
Miss North Carolina
Olivia Culpo
Miss Rhode Island
Nia Sanchez - 2014
Miss Nevada
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October 17, 2014, 10:55 am
![Top 19 Sexiest "Where Are They Now?" Girls]( "Top 19 Sexiest \"Where Are They Now?\" Girls")
The '80s and '90s saw an inordinate amount of child stars who lived the primes of their lives during their movie or sitcom careers. Since then, many of those actresses have seem to fall off the face of the earth. Where are they now?
So, since they didn't have the Internet following them around, here are the 20 hottest girls who turned into hot babes, along with who they were, what they looked like as kids and where they are now. Enjoy.
http://www.ranker.com/list/top-20-sexiest-_where-are-they-now-_-girls/greg,
Anna Chlumsky
WHO IS SHE?
This picture right here is how you probably recognize her.
If that doesn't ring a bell, then you probably know her from here .
The main love interest that we all fell in love with as young, optimistic McCauley Culkins in the movies My Girl and My Girl 2. She then fell off the face of the earth to go focus on her education.
WHERE IS SHE NOW?
Ms. Chlumsky returned to the stage as a full blown hottie with her critically acclaimed turn in the British film In The Loop, and a guest spot on the TV show "30 Rock." She also stars on the HBO series, "Veep."
Here are some red carpet shots of Chlumsky nowadays.
Christine Lakin
WHO WAS SHE?
You probably remember her looking all Tomboyish and wearing overalls like THIS .
She was the cute, awesome Tomboy from the popular '90s sitcom "Step by Step," on the often-remembered-in-retro-culture TGI Friday line-up of sitcoms on ABC before they turned into Procedural Town USA. The name of the character was "Al," and she grew up to be insanely hot.
WHERE IS SHE NOW?
With several straight-to-DVD movies under her belt (a part of her which, unfortunately, isn't featured in any of the movies) she earned a Razzie in 2008 for the Paris Hilton movie the Hottie And The Nottie. Lately, Christine has become Craig Kilborne’s sidekick on the Kilborne files and continues to book acting gigs. Craig Kilborne sidekick, though, right? Could be worse! You go, Al! C'mon, who didn't have a crush on Al. No? Well...
... Here's what she looks like now in a bikini: LINK
Danielle Harris
WHO IS SHE?
Not to be confused with Danneel Harris, the "One Tree Hill" hottie, Danielle Harris was a scream princess in the original Halloween 4 & 5 and also one of Christina Applegate's siblings in Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead (it's all coming back now, isn't it?)
She used to LOOK LIKE THIS.
WHERE IS SHE NOW?
While Danielle's acting work has been pretty low key, she still managed to build an impressive resume of guest spots and voice work, including her role as older sister Debbie on the "Wild Thornberrys" (a late '90s Nickelodeon show). Lately, Danielle has gotten back to her scream Queen roots as she has been in starring turns in Hatchet II and playing Annie Brackett in Rob Zombie's remakes of Halloween 1 & 2. She also hasn't aged a single. Freaking. Day.
Jenna von Oÿ
WHO IS SHE?
Jenna Von Oy was the quintessential sitcom best friend for years, playing Blossom’s best friend, Six, on the hit show "Blossom."
WHERE IS SHE NOW?
Jenna has continued to act in guest roles on network dramas and has done quite a bit of voice acting.
Jenna has also pursued a country music career. Her most recent album is available for buying here.
Click HERE for more juicy celeb news and photos
Lacey Chabert
WHO IS SHE?
You might know her as the little girl from "Party of Five," where she used to look like THIS.
She was also known as being spunky, cute, and a great actress for her age and bringing personality to the family in the ever-popular Fox show starring Scott Wolf, "Lost's" Matthew Fox (with super long hair) and Neve Campbell. Lacey was the youngest member of the "party," next to the baby.
WHERE IS SHE NOW?
Since "Party of Five" ended, she's been working steadily and slowly, getting hotter and hotter. She went on to not only become the lead voice on the Nickelodeon show "The Wild Thornberrys" and playing her former co-star Jennifer Love Hewitt's parody-character in Not Another Teen Movie, but voiced Meg Griffin very briefly on "Family Guy," and also got one of the starring roles in the hit movie Mean Girls opposite a still-really-cute-and-not-coked-out-yet Lindsay Lohan.
Here she is wearing a red dress that falls in all the right places.
Mackenzie Rosman
WHO IS SHE?
As little Ruthie Camden on "7th Heaven," Mackenzie Rosman was essentially a new generation’s Michelle Tanner... although in the later seasons, they definitely started to make her more rebellious (see the video.)
WHERE IS SHE NOW?
Mackenzie went out of her way to shatter that image in recent years as she took pictures of herself in barely-there underwear, making out with another girl. She reportedly spends most of her time nowadays just riding horses and living off that fat WB cash.
Here's a video of her dancing all sexy from a French re-airing of "7th Heaven" before she was even 18 (to the left).
Here's a picture of her kissing a girl.
Aaand a picture of her when she was 19.
So, where she is now is young and ridiculously hot.
Madeline Zima
WHO WAS SHE?
You might recognize her as looking like THIS.
Madeline Zima was the precocious youngest child on the popular '90s Fran Drescher sitcom "The Nanny." Precocious is 100% not the word to define Madeline Zima anymore, though...
WHERE IS SHE NOW?
Most recently, she has been seen punching David Duchovny in the face during sex on "Californication." She was a huge plot point in the show over its run and has surprised a lot people with her sexy, nuanced performance on the show, where she constantly tries to tempt Duchovny into illegal sex. She was also seen on "Heroes" playing Hayden Panettiere's lesbian-kiss-sharing roommate before the show turned into a weird mix of time traveling, carnivals, and fever dreams.
Click here for Madeline Zima kissing Hayden Panettiere
Click here for a gallery of Madeline with her clothes on
Click here for a gallery of Madeline with her clothes off, in a bikini
Marla Sokoloff
WHO IS SHE?
You might remember Marla Sokoloff as the girl who always got Stephanie Tanner in trouble on the popular '80s-'90s sitcom, "Full House." Always the bad girl, she toughed it up with THIS look as the character Gia Mahan, who wore flannel hoodies and looked like THIS.
WHERE IS SHE NOW?
Well, after dating James Franco, she went on to get supporting roles on "3rd Rock from the Sun," "Home Improvement," a regular role on "Party of Five," and a bit part on "Drop Dead Diva."
CLICK HERE to see how to date guys like Marla Sokoloff
Shawna Waldron
WHO IS SHE?
Shawna Waldron – "The Icebox" from the kids' sports movie classic Little Giants, and the little girl from The American President used to look like THIS.
WHERE IS SHE NOW?
Rick Moranis’s quarterback daughter in the kid football classic Little Giants is no longer little, but she does have some giant cups in that bra of hers. Shawna has continued to act in small films. In 2008, she made a splash in the direct-to-DVD I-can't-believe-they're-still-making-these sequel to Poison Ivy, Poison Ivy: The Secret Society, where any lingering memories of her as child actress are firmly put to rest.
See Shawn Waldron in Lingerie.
Look at this INSANE shot of her legs.
Shawna Waldron giving new meaning to a casual afternoon.
Shawna Waldron can sunbathe with her feet in the air.
Soleil Moon Frye
WHO IS SHE?
This, ladies and gentlemen (but c'mon, who're we kidding, gentlemen), is Punky Brewster. If you don't know who that is, Google it. She was America's sweetheart and only had a grandfather and a dog to see her through her quirky, spunky world. She used to look like THIS.
Aaand THIS.
WHERE IS SHE NOW?
Well, after proving she was really hot in that one episode of "Saved By the Bell" where Screech invents a sauce that would make him rich, she starred in episodes of "Sabrina the Teenage Witch" as a hotter, sassier witch. Since then, she's become the proud voice of "Jade," one of the key members of the Bratz clan. She does voice work for Robot Chicken and probably has a Twitter.
She has since become a really hot MILF who sports some hot pigtails.
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October 18, 2014, 3:01 am
![Rihanna]( "Rihanna")
Photos of Rihanna, the stunning Hollywood beauty who has changed her look over the years. These hot Rihanna photos all include the year in which the picture was taken, allowing you to compare how Rihanna's style has evolved over the years. One of the most popular celebrity chameleons, RiRi's dramatically different looks make her stand out from other stars. Despite her many makeovers, I think you'll agree the singer has remained super hot and is considered one of the most beautiful celebrities of all time.
Barbados-born singer Robyn Rihanna Fenty released her debut album after she signed with Jay-Z's Def Jam Records at age 16. Since then, the international superstar has released several hit singles including the Grammy Award-winning hit "Umbrella" as well as "SOS," "Please Don't Stop the Music," and "Disturbia." Rihanna's sexy and upbeat dance tracks along with her stage presence made her one of the best-selling female female pop stars of all time alongside Britney Spears and Lady Gaga. Throughout her career, Rihanna collaborated with top artists including Kanye West, Drake, and her on-and-off boyfriend Chris Brown. In 2012, RiRi made her film acting debut in the action film "Battleship."
So in honor of one of Hollywood's hottest ladies, here are the sexiest Rihanna pictures in chronological order. The list is voteable, as well, so decide which years you think were Rihanna's hottest and move them up the list. For more lists about this sexy style star, check out Ranker's gallery of Rihanna's tattoos.
http://www.ranker.com/list/rihanna_s-hottest-looks-over-time/celeb-stalker,
Rihanna in 2007, Age 19, in Pink Dress
Rihanna in 2012, Age 24, in Leg-Baring Gown
Rihanna in 2006, Age 18, in White Halter Dress
Rihanna in 2008, Age 20, in Black Bra and Fishnet Top
Rihanna in 2013, Age 25, in Blue Bikini Top
Rihanna in 2011, Age 23, in Floral Two-Piece
Rihanna in 2010, Age 22, in Gray Bustier Top
Rihanna in 2013, Age 25, in White Tank Top
Rihanna in 2009, Age 21, in Corset Top and Jeans
Rihanna in 2006, Age 18, in Jeweled Top
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October 23, 2014, 9:21 am
![The 33 Sexiest Jessica Alba Pictures of All Time]( "The 33 Sexiest Jessica Alba Pictures of All Time")
Photos of Jessica Alba, one of the hottest girls in entertainment. Jessica started her career in "Camp Nowhere". She then went on to be in such films as "Idle Hand", "Into the Blue" and "The Fantastic Four". Jessica has become uber famous for her acting talent in addition to her lovely olive skin that has graced the covers of just about every national magazine of all time.
There are few girls out there as sexy, nerdy, fun and talented as Jessica Alba. This Jessica Alba photo gallery includes pics of her face and body from the red carpet, beach, and even magazine photo shoots. So, in honor of one of the greatest ladies in Hollywood, here are the sexiest Jessica Alba pictures, ranked by hotness.
These Jessica Alba pics were taken from a variety of different sources, including including several promotional and magazine photoshoots, and have been turned into a curated image gallery containing only the cutest pictures and jpgs from around the Web. While there are many sexy Jessica Alba photos, these are the hottest around.
Want to see more sexy photos of hot near-nude celebrities and stars? Check out these collections of Halle Berry photos, Adriana Lima photos and sexy Carmen Electra pics.
http://www.ranker.com/list/hottest-jessica-alba-photos/celeb-stalker,
Jessica Alba Poses With A Wind Machine
Jessica Alba And The Luckiest Sheets Ever
Jessica Alba Should Wear A Bigger Belt With That Outfit
Jessica Alba About To Have A Glorious Wardrobe Malfunction
Jessica Alba Poses With TV As Old As Her Grandma Bloomers
Jessica Alba Got Her Pants From The Wrong Drawer This Morning
Jessica Alba And Some Model-Thin Starfish
Jessica Alba Lost Some Buttons Before Her Photo Shoot
Jessica Alba Can't Remember Where She Left Her Key
Jessica Alba Sees You Peeking In
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October 23, 2014, 1:31 am
![The Sexiest Women in Action Movies]( "The Sexiest Women in Action Movies")
The sexiest women in action movies manage to command the screen with their physical abilities and their acting skills. These are women not to be toyed with, under any circumstances. They're hot, they're highly trained and they'll kick your butt to kingdom come if given the chance. Who is the absolute sexiest woman ever cast in an action movie? That's for you to decide. Vote for your favorites, and vote down those women that you don't think measure up. Also, feel free to add any actress that you think deserves a place of honor on this list!
Some of the sexiest women ever to appear in action movies include the likes of Uma Thurman ('Kill Bill'), Kate Beckinsale ('Underworld'), Angelina Jolie ('Lara Croft,' 'Wanted' and 'Salt') and Milla Jovovich ('Resident Evil'). Those are all shining examples of incredibly gorgeous women who've had sexy roles in several different action movies and/or franchises. Some actresses on this list have only appeared in one or two action films, but they were so smokingly hot they make the cut. Examples, you say? How about Geena Davis in 'The Long Kiss Goodnight' or Demi Moore in 'GI Jane'?
While many of the sexy actresses in action movies appeared in films during the 1970s and 1980s (Pam Grier in 'Foxy Brown,' Linda Hamilton in 'Terminator 2' and of course, Sigourney Weaver in 'Alien'), there are some recent roles worth noting. Jennifer Lawrence's turn as Katniss Everdeen in 'The Hunger Games' was stellar, Scarlett Johansson was a fantastic Black Widow in 'The Avengers,' MMA star Gina Carano kicked a** in Steven Soderbergh's 'Haywire' and Anne Hathaway promises to make an amazing Catwoman in Christopher Nolan's 'The Dark Knight Rises.'
Enjoy this list of some of the sexiest women ever to appear in action movies, and be sure to vote (and add anyone that's missing). Or else!
http://www.ranker.com/list/sexiest-women-in-action-movies/ron-mexico,
Angelina Jolie
Salt, Wanted and Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
Charlize Theron
Æon Flux
Jessica Alba
Fantastic Four
Jessica Biel
Es una de las mejores...
Kate Beckinsale
Underworld
Keira Knightley
Milla Jovovich
Resident Evil
Olivia Wilde
Scarlett Johansson
The Avengers
Uma Thurman
Kill Bill
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October 23, 2014, 6:11 am
![The Sexiest Pictures of the 13 Hottest YouTube Celebrities]( "The Sexiest Pictures of the 13 Hottest YouTube Celebrities")
Some of the biggest YouTube celebrities, with hundreds of millions of views under their belts, are hot girls who stare into cameras and talk about themselves. So, in one place, here are the hottest pictures of some of the most sought after hot girls in YouTube history – so that you don't have to sit through all those videos.
http://www.ranker.com/list/the-sexiest-pictures-of-the-13-hottest-youtube-celebrities/greg,
Jessica Lee Rose
After fooling the world with LonelyGirl15, Jessica Lee Rose went on to become one of the first true Internet celebrities. YouTube was less than two years old and people still trusted anything they saw on video. So, the viral success of the now-WTF-worthy series LonelyGirl15 (which actually has spinoffs and is still a weird idea) helped launch Jessica Lee Rose's career into stardom. She became a regular on the show "Greek" and has gone on to appear in SyFy movies and various other TV shows.
iJustine
Most of you know Justine Ezarik as "iJustine" who hosts her own channel on Justin.tv. In case you've never been there, Justin.tv is basically where someone can turn on their webcam and broadcast for a huge or small or even private audience. So when you're watching iJustine, it's kind of like having a long distance girlfriend who you have to share with tens of thousands of other dudes.
Her videos have received well over 25 million views, and her YouTube channel has over 16 million views and counting.
If you recall when the iPhone first came out in 2007, you will also recall some girl who had a 300-page phone bill. Justine was that girl.
Her prowess of tech stuff (and her affinity for sharing things like wanting to buy a cheeseburgers with the entire world) as well as her insanely great hair, face, breasts, and talent make her one of the web's most well-known names in hot chicks who like to video record themselves doing random stuff that would bore you on a Sunday.
Click here for a smoking hot picture of her in a bikini.
And click here for yet another shot of her perfect body in a bikini, showing us all why she really does deserve to be famous.
Lisa Donovan
Lisa Donovan is an actually-talented actress and one of the first YouTube girls to actually cross over into mainstream success by starring on "MadTV." She's famous as "LisaNova" and has been on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show," and has been honored as a Pioneer in New Media by the Burbank Film Festival.
She has over 200 million views to her YouTube channel, which features her doing impressions of some of the most vapid (yet still really hot) celebrities from around the planet. Sarah Palin, Kim Kardashian, and Selma Hayek have been just some of her victims.
Here is a side-by-side comparison of her and a porn star that looks exactly like her.
And surprisingly, one of the hottest pictures of her ever taken (that makes her look like an older Kristen Bell – this is a good thing) is from her Wikipedia page. Here.
Riki Lindhome
Riki Lindhome is the other half of the popular comedy duo Garfunkel and Oates, who found much of their Internet stardom on YouTube.
Both Lindhome and her comedy partner, Kate Micucci, have backgrounds in traditional television, but it wasn't until Garfunkel and Oates really hit it "big" on the Internet and around the comedy scene that Lindhome became more of a household name.
With millions of views to their channel and admirers all over the world, Riki Lindhome is the kind of girl who knows how to be famous. She has her own podcast on the Nerdist network and has even done some nude/topless scenes in movies where nothing is left to the imagination. This makes her somehow even more awesome.
To see Riki Lindhome naked, check out this clip that not only includes an age warning page, so we can link you to it via MetaCafe, but a 190-second commercial pre-roll, meaning that if you really want to see this, you're gonna have to wait for it.
Esmée Denters
Esmee Denters is a Dutch singer-songwriter would could also be an underwear model if she wanted to. She gained her stardom by covering random songs on YouTube, being so hot that people would actually click on her videos, and being so talented that people would actually stick around and be impressed.
She was then "discovered" by Justin Timberlake and then went on to be signed to his label, which is connected partially to Interscope Records.
Here is a great gallery of her hottest pictures, including some of her in a bikini and in various compromising, yet clothed, positions.
And here she is in that awesome kind of bra that your girlfriend is too cheap/ashamed to buy/wear all the time/in public.
Magibon
Margaret Lillian Adams, or "Magibon," is a huge YouTube celebrity who produces the shortest videos out of anyone on this list. Most of them are her making random facial expressions silently while she stares straight at the camera lens, and therefore... YOU.
It's pretty weird, but she's got over 100 videos and tens of millions of views to her channel. She just sits there making faces, and it's kind of weird.
I heard some dudes either use the videos for... um... personal purposes, or sometimes just pretend to talk to her. Millions of dudes. Millions upon millions of dudes.
Magibon is 25 years old and looks like this in a bikini.
She's also been featured in Japanese Playboy a few times, but never nude. It goes a little more like this.
MissHannahMinx
Hannah Wagner, or "Miss Hannah Minx" as some of you might know her, is an adorable, weird, 20-something (so you're 100% safe in your thoughts) YouTube celebrity with breasts the size of most third world toddlers' torsos.
She hosts a show "Japanese Word of the Week," or the JWoW (before Jersey Shore's JWOWW came along) where she teaches you a single word in Japanese, explaining its meaning, and how to use it. She's a really hot girl who wears insanely low-cut shirts, which is probably a huge reason why she has so many views. Her most popular video has almost six million views (embedded above) and is, of course, one of her exercising – best part: pushups. Her cleavage and her eyes or "all of her round parts," as my dad would say, are the stars of most of these videos. Seriously. I'd seen her videos before and had absolutely no idea she was teaching people Japanese until just now.
She actually seems like a really nice girl and, unlike most YouTube celebrities, is actually providing an educational public service: boobs.
She, unlike most girls on this list, has actual nude photos floating around the Internet. Here is a picture of Miss Hannah Minx in a Josie and the p***ycats outfit. It's amazing.
Here she is dressed, fittingly, as Elvira (once Elvira starts finally showing even the slightest signs of aging, Hannah could honestly replace her).
And click here for the lazy man's way to see all the best naked pictures of her.
What a wonderful, considerate girl, right?!
Read HOT sex tips here
Karen Alloy
Karen Alloy is a comedienne best known for her YouTube channel Spricket24. Some just know her as "Spricket." She's gotten almost 50 million views to her channel and has over 200,000 subscribers.
This brilliant, MILFy woman has won an Emmy for her 2012: The End of the World video in the Advanced Media Writer category – the first time the award had ever been given.
She also gave birth to her child while live-blogging and chatting with over 400 viewers. Say what you will about how crazy that is, the woman knows/loves her fans.
Click here for her nude photoshoot, which was taken by a seasoned art photographer. So click there for her "art photos."
Here she is in a lacey bra being surprised by a sex toy.
This woman is one of the few on this list that actually has bothered to show everyone exactly what they want. It's like the difference between the final season of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and the final season of "Lost": the one with good closure was just so much more... satisfying.
Jenna Marbles
CLICK HERE to see how you can be the NEXT Jenna Marbles
Meme Molly
Meme Molly is a girl in her early 20s who is insanely adorable and British. Her real name is Molly Templeton. With over 50 million views, she's made over 300 videos and has been in the game of looking cute and getting Internet attention for her points of view on everything since about 2007.
Here is what I consider an awesome down-shirt picture of her.
And here she is making what can only be described as "blow-up doll face."
A picture of Meme Molly on the floor in short shorts.
And is what she looks like with a horse sticking up against her face. Because you're into really weird sh*t.
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October 17, 2014, 10:56 am
![The 9 Dumbest Beauty Queen Answers to Simple Questions]( "The 9 Dumbest Beauty Queen Answers to Simple Questions")
List of the most awkward Beauty Pageant answers and top Miss America FAILS. including Miss Utah's 2013 answer to a gender inequality question, Miss South Carolina's geography fail and Miss California's controversial gay marriage question. Funny beauty pageant answers to questions asked by judges is a major reason why Miss America contests are so entertaining. Increasingly, people tune in to hear just what these beauty queens may come up with when pressed to discuss issues that fall out of their areas of expertise.
When Miss Teen South Carolina stumbled over her answer to a question about the American education system during the 2007 Miss Teen USA pageant, her embarrassing "answer"/word vomit became an immediate YouTube sensation. But she is far from the only beauty contestant to give a less-than-stellar answer during her Q&A.Here are the worst beauty pageant answers, ranked by just how cringe-worthy they are.
http://www.ranker.com/list/most-awkward-beauty-pageant-answers/dani-porter,
Miss Philippines, 2010, Has Never Made a Mistake in Her Life
...Except for that time she blew her chance at winning Miss Universe by not answering the judge's question.
What Did Miss Venezuela, 2012, Just Say?
This one isn't really fair because there seems to be a language barrier issue here, but it is still delightfully awkward.
Miss Teen USA, 2007, "Such as the Iraq, Everywhere, Like, Such As.."
"We should help the Iraq." This is the crown jewel of beauty pageant fails, where every second feels like a lifetime.
Miss California, 2009, On Same-Sex Marriage and "Opposite Marriage"
Carrie Prejean, a 2009 Miss USA contestant from California, sparked fury over her controversial stance against gay marriage--but more entertaining than that, she calls marriage between a man and a woman, "opposite marriage."
Miss Hawaii, 1992, "It's a Wonderfully Versatile State You Have There"
“We are truly the land of the great. From the rocky shores of…Hawaii…to the beautiful sandy beaches of…Hawaii…America is our home.”
2013: Miss Utah Fumbles Income Inequality Question
Miss Utah Marissa Powell is stumped by the question, "A recent report shows that in 40 percent of American families with children, women are the primary earners, yet they continue to earn less than men. What does this say about society?"
Miss Arizona, 2009, On Universal Healthcare
View the video here
Q: Do you think the U.S. should have universal healthcare as a right of citizenship?
A: I hear your question and refuse to answer it or express an opinion because everyone has a right to an opinion...
Miss Philippines 2001 Contestant Jeanie Anderson is Forced to Choose Between Beauty or Brains
The question is totally unfair to ask a teenage beauty contestant who is
standing on stage in a bikini, but makes for a truly ironic moment.
Someone Didn't Know What Affirmative Action Is, Miss Minnesota 1995
A fairly coherent answer for obviously not knowing what one of the major terms in the question means.
Skip to 2:44
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October 17, 2014, 10:55 am
![Top 19 Sexiest "Where Are They Now?" Girls]( "Top 19 Sexiest \"Where Are They Now?\" Girls")
The '80s and '90s saw an inordinate amount of child stars who lived the primes of their lives during their movie or sitcom careers. Since then, many of those actresses have seem to fall off the face of the earth. Where are they now?
So, since they didn't have the Internet following them around, here are the 20 hottest girls who turned into hot babes, along with who they were, what they looked like as kids and where they are now. Enjoy.
http://www.ranker.com/list/top-20-sexiest-_where-are-they-now-_-girls/greg,
Anna Chlumsky
WHO IS SHE?
This picture right here is how you probably recognize her.
If that doesn't ring a bell, then you probably know her from here .
The main love interest that we all fell in love with as young, optimistic McCauley Culkins in the movies My Girl and My Girl 2. She then fell off the face of the earth to go focus on her education.
WHERE IS SHE NOW?
Ms. Chlumsky returned to the stage as a full blown hottie with her critically acclaimed turn in the British film In The Loop, and a guest spot on the TV show "30 Rock." She also stars on the HBO series, "Veep."
Here are some red carpet shots of Chlumsky nowadays.
Christine Lakin
WHO WAS SHE?
You probably remember her looking all Tomboyish and wearing overalls like THIS .
She was the cute, awesome Tomboy from the popular '90s sitcom "Step by Step," on the often-remembered-in-retro-culture TGI Friday line-up of sitcoms on ABC before they turned into Procedural Town USA. The name of the character was "Al," and she grew up to be insanely hot.
WHERE IS SHE NOW?
With several straight-to-DVD movies under her belt (a part of her which, unfortunately, isn't featured in any of the movies) she earned a Razzie in 2008 for the Paris Hilton movie the Hottie And The Nottie. Lately, Christine has become Craig Kilborne’s sidekick on the Kilborne files and continues to book acting gigs. Craig Kilborne sidekick, though, right? Could be worse! You go, Al! C'mon, who didn't have a crush on Al. No? Well...
... Here's what she looks like now in a bikini: LINK
Danielle Harris
WHO IS SHE?
Not to be confused with Danneel Harris, the "One Tree Hill" hottie, Danielle Harris was a scream princess in the original Halloween 4 & 5 and also one of Christina Applegate's siblings in Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead (it's all coming back now, isn't it?)
She used to LOOK LIKE THIS.
WHERE IS SHE NOW?
While Danielle's acting work has been pretty low key, she still managed to build an impressive resume of guest spots and voice work, including her role as older sister Debbie on the "Wild Thornberrys" (a late '90s Nickelodeon show). Lately, Danielle has gotten back to her scream Queen roots as she has been in starring turns in Hatchet II and playing Annie Brackett in Rob Zombie's remakes of Halloween 1 & 2. She also hasn't aged a single. Freaking. Day.
Jenna von Oÿ
WHO IS SHE?
Jenna Von Oy was the quintessential sitcom best friend for years, playing Blossom’s best friend, Six, on the hit show "Blossom."
WHERE IS SHE NOW?
Jenna has continued to act in guest roles on network dramas and has done quite a bit of voice acting.
Jenna has also pursued a country music career. Her most recent album is available for buying here.
Click HERE for more juicy celeb news and photos
Lacey Chabert
WHO IS SHE?
You might know her as the little girl from "Party of Five," where she used to look like THIS.
She was also known as being spunky, cute, and a great actress for her age and bringing personality to the family in the ever-popular Fox show starring Scott Wolf, "Lost's" Matthew Fox (with super long hair) and Neve Campbell. Lacey was the youngest member of the "party," next to the baby.
WHERE IS SHE NOW?
Since "Party of Five" ended, she's been working steadily and slowly, getting hotter and hotter. She went on to not only become the lead voice on the Nickelodeon show "The Wild Thornberrys" and playing her former co-star Jennifer Love Hewitt's parody-character in Not Another Teen Movie, but voiced Meg Griffin very briefly on "Family Guy," and also got one of the starring roles in the hit movie Mean Girls opposite a still-really-cute-and-not-coked-out-yet Lindsay Lohan.
Here she is wearing a red dress that falls in all the right places.
Mackenzie Rosman
WHO IS SHE?
As little Ruthie Camden on "7th Heaven," Mackenzie Rosman was essentially a new generation’s Michelle Tanner... although in the later seasons, they definitely started to make her more rebellious (see the video.)
WHERE IS SHE NOW?
Mackenzie went out of her way to shatter that image in recent years as she took pictures of herself in barely-there underwear, making out with another girl. She reportedly spends most of her time nowadays just riding horses and living off that fat WB cash.
Here's a video of her dancing all sexy from a French re-airing of "7th Heaven" before she was even 18 (to the left).
Here's a picture of her kissing a girl.
Aaand a picture of her when she was 19.
So, where she is now is young and ridiculously hot.
Madeline Zima
WHO WAS SHE?
You might recognize her as looking like THIS.
Madeline Zima was the precocious youngest child on the popular '90s Fran Drescher sitcom "The Nanny." Precocious is 100% not the word to define Madeline Zima anymore, though...
WHERE IS SHE NOW?
Most recently, she has been seen punching David Duchovny in the face during sex on "Californication." She was a huge plot point in the show over its run and has surprised a lot people with her sexy, nuanced performance on the show, where she constantly tries to tempt Duchovny into illegal sex. She was also seen on "Heroes" playing Hayden Panettiere's lesbian-kiss-sharing roommate before the show turned into a weird mix of time traveling, carnivals, and fever dreams.
Click here for Madeline Zima kissing Hayden Panettiere
Click here for a gallery of Madeline with her clothes on
Click here for a gallery of Madeline with her clothes off, in a bikini
Marla Sokoloff
WHO IS SHE?
You might remember Marla Sokoloff as the girl who always got Stephanie Tanner in trouble on the popular '80s-'90s sitcom, "Full House." Always the bad girl, she toughed it up with THIS look as the character Gia Mahan, who wore flannel hoodies and looked like THIS.
WHERE IS SHE NOW?
Well, after dating James Franco, she went on to get supporting roles on "3rd Rock from the Sun," "Home Improvement," a regular role on "Party of Five," and a bit part on "Drop Dead Diva."
CLICK HERE to see how to date guys like Marla Sokoloff
Shawna Waldron
WHO IS SHE?
Shawna Waldron – "The Icebox" from the kids' sports movie classic Little Giants, and the little girl from The American President used to look like THIS.
WHERE IS SHE NOW?
Rick Moranis’s quarterback daughter in the kid football classic Little Giants is no longer little, but she does have some giant cups in that bra of hers. Shawna has continued to act in small films. In 2008, she made a splash in the direct-to-DVD I-can't-believe-they're-still-making-these sequel to Poison Ivy, Poison Ivy: The Secret Society, where any lingering memories of her as child actress are firmly put to rest.
See Shawn Waldron in Lingerie.
Look at this INSANE shot of her legs.
Shawna Waldron giving new meaning to a casual afternoon.
Shawna Waldron can sunbathe with her feet in the air.
Soleil Moon Frye
WHO IS SHE?
This, ladies and gentlemen (but c'mon, who're we kidding, gentlemen), is Punky Brewster. If you don't know who that is, Google it. She was America's sweetheart and only had a grandfather and a dog to see her through her quirky, spunky world. She used to look like THIS.
Aaand THIS.
WHERE IS SHE NOW?
Well, after proving she was really hot in that one episode of "Saved By the Bell" where Screech invents a sauce that would make him rich, she starred in episodes of "Sabrina the Teenage Witch" as a hotter, sassier witch. Since then, she's become the proud voice of "Jade," one of the key members of the Bratz clan. She does voice work for Robot Chicken and probably has a Twitter.
She has since become a really hot MILF who sports some hot pigtails.
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October 24, 2014, 11:01 am
![The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History]( "The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History")
Nothing puts an expiration date on a relationship quite like invading the personal space and property of a man and then destroying something he holds dear. Here are 13 videos of crazy girlfriends, who also happen to be pretty damn hot, destroying Jaguars, XBoxes, balls, PS3s, fingers, Star Wars collections, and most importantly, dreams. Girls are ranked both by their craziness and hotness... what?
EDIT: Hey, I'm really glad my list is getting out there and that people are reading! BUT... are most of these real or fake? Well, it's the Internet, so you can come to expect a lot of both. Either way, these girls are part of Internet history, no?
http://www.ranker.com/list/the-13-sexiest-psycho-girlfriends-in-internet-history/john-barryman,
The Original: Girlfriend Smashes Boyfriend's XBox
An oldie but a goodie (and the one that started the console smashing trend in 2010), this sexy blonde had had it with her boyfriend and in this oversaturated viral video from early 2010. She proceeds to destroy her boyfriend's XBox with a golf club. It was covered in news stories all over the Internet and mainstream media and garnered a new hatred for unsupportive girlfriends, as well as a wave of "alright, maybe we SHOULD spend more quality time together."
Her boyfriend later smashed her laptop in a retort video showing that not only was this one probably fake, but that they prank each other all the time, like that one couple on Break.com whose girl would have made the list if it wasn't for the constant, brutal back-and-forth she has with her boyfriend where she's totally cool with being pranked just as long as she can prank him back.
So before anyone says anything in the comments, they didn't make the list because they're both cool with the pranks and put them on break. This means that not only do they have a great relationship, but that the girl is absolutely, unbelievably cool.
Girl Destroys Her Ex's Starcraft 2 Beta Key
Real or fake, this girl is an absolute either comic genius or complete psychopath. Either way, it's really, really hot for some reason. There's a lot wrong with me. It's probably the glasses.
So this girl basically does what was, at the time, the unthinkable. She didn't go out and bang his best friend or key his car or break anything he owned... except his spirit. People have waited YEARS for Starcraft 2 to come out. Starcraft 2 was one of the most preciously anticipated games of the last 10 years and Beta access to an early version of the game was like having a Willy Wonka Golden Ticket (only much more available.)
So, when "Brad" received his Starcraft 2 Beta key in the mail, which would have allowed him access to the wonders of Starcraft 2 (and freed him from the shackles of "showering"), his email had been hacked... by his ex-girlfriend. The hottie that he dumped for obvious, "I don't want my children to grow up deaf" reasons had not only hacked into his email, but deleted his Starcraft 2 Beta key email. On top of that, she printed it out before doing so just so she could video tape herself shredding it.
The comic timing of where the video ends is priceless. She's also up near the top of the list because she's insanely cute (once again, it's probably just the glasses), despite the fact that she probably collects human flesh.
Girlfriend Doesn't Realize Boyfriend is on Vacation
Since there are no pictures of this girl in this video, one can only assume she looks kind of like, no, EXACTLY, like the picture to the left.
Click here for the full video of this slow, steady trainwreck of a woman. It is amazing and worth your time.
So a guy gets the golden opportunity to backpack through Europe for two weeks. He tells his friends and family, and even tells his girlfriend and calls her to say goodbye the night before he leaves. She ends up forgetting this ever happened because she's a bad listener. The guy has his phone turned off throughout his trip in order to avoid roaming charges, which is why he doesn't answer his phone.
She ends up sending email, after email, after email, having completely forgotten that he was in Europe. The emails go from fun, to worried, to angry, to seething, to vengeful (she ends up sleeping with someone to get back at him for "cutting her off") to apologetic when his mom tells her where he was.
You really just need to watch this. It is golden.
The reason this is both a hot AND psycho girlfriend entry is that the girl is obviously hot. She sends him emails about getting hit on constantly and even letting guys buy her a drink, and as soon as they hand her the drink she says, "you remind me of my boyfriend," which #1: an unattractive girl would not do, because c'mon, and #2: is a standard hot-girl move and a type of robbery that should be punishable by fine.
Pissed Off Girlfriend Unloads His Stuff in NYC
This crazy/beautiful redhead loads up her SUV with a guy named Stephen's belongings and yells at him on a public street in New York. She unloads his most valuable belongings while smashing them in front of a small crowd.
Luckily, one of them chose to film it with their camera phone. As she's standing there, symbolically breaking all of this cheating bastard's belongings, she smashes his laptop, bends his golf clubs, and almost smashes his flatscreen TV before one of the bystanders begs her not to. She doesn't, and the guy gets a free TV, which must have been one of the coolest moments of his life.
She goes on to yell at the guy and curse him for what he did in a public forum, which goes to show that you should never EVER cheat on your girlfriend because, among other things, you never know what kind of monster you're going to create.
Mousetraps
In another mean-for-no-reason act of psychosis, a girlfriend decides to prank on her boyfriend just because.
The prank? To make sure she never gets treated to an expensive dinner, and that he'll never wait until she finishes first, ever again.
This blonde girl sets up a series of mousetraps in a row, (about 12 or so mousetraps) and decides to make her boyfriend fall down on them, attacking his fingers, legs, chest, face, and anywhere else a trap closed.
The plan is actually kind of funny: to set the mousetraps up at the foot of his bed (along with a whole bunch of marbles, just so that he slips, proving that she watched the Home Alone movies), and then at three o'clock in the morning, she wakes him up to tell him his car is getting towed.
It happens, everything goes to plan, and the guy is in excruciating pain.
Girls like this need to find better hobbies than terrorizing the one dude who will put up with their crap.
Girlfriend Pranks (Beats?) Boyfriend for Not Picking Her Up From Work
Alright, so this one's actually pretty funny. Click here to view the full video. This girl is pretty insane, and you can definitely tell she's up to something, but she's got some pretty great curves. Let's move on...
So basically, a guy does something careless because he probably has better things to do with his life, and he accidentally forgets to pick up his girlfriend. By the looks of him, he was probably doing something really important to him like playing a pick-up game of basketball or beating up people that look "diffrn't."
So he gets home, his girlfriend plans out a cute little ploy to make sure that she can get this on camera, so she calls out the other guy in the room as having been playing with the camera all day. She tells him a series of knock knock jokes and then finally pulls her trick.
It is actually quite magnificent. She not only splashes water on his face (which is already taking it a tad too far), but slaps him hard across the face immediately following the water. After the water, her coup de gras, she knees him really hard in the balls, sending him falling back against the wall behind him. The most heartbreaking part is that she does all of this right after he apologizes.
Never EVER forget to pick up your psycho girlfriend with way too much time on her hands from her work (most likely as "the cashier that will ruin your day" at the local Rite Aid.)
French Girls Destroy Cheater's Jaguar in Broad Daylight
Click here for the video of three cute French girls destroying a guy's Jaguar .
These adorable French girls, who 100% make me want to re-watch Amelie, publicly play a real-life version of the bonus level from Street Fighter II with a guy's Jaguar.
They start out by scratching it by hand with small tools, and then manage to get everything from shovels to wheel barrows to destroy a pretty nice, dark green Jaguar. They smash the car and kick it and are captured by many different cameras, YouTubers, and camera phones, so much that the person who made the clip linked above cut together all the footage in an almost-too-good-to-be-true display of vengeance.
Apparently, the guy cheated on her... which is definitely grounds for some kind of payment, but this was a little much. What if they got the wrong Jaguar?
Call of Duty 4 or Girlfriend?
So basically, this insanely hot girl is sick of her boyfriend playing video games with his friends all the time. And much like everyone on this list, she doesn't talk to him about it, she doesn't leave him or try and consider why she IS with him; she decides to go insane.
She tells the guy filming, who obviously wants to bang her, what is going on as this douche prepares to pull a horrible, expensive, and heartless prank on a guy who probably doesn't completely deserve it. She grabs a bat from her HUGE truck and walks in on her boyfriend and all his friends playing video games and smashes the XBox repeatedly with the bat while they're playing games, ostensibly losing them a crucial match that embarrassed them all.
The most annoying part is how hard the douchebag who's taping this is laughing. He's obviously too ugly for her to want to bang him, so he's trying to get in her good graces, so he supports completely dissing someone who he probably pretended to be "bros" with on camera.
So to answer the question posed by this YouTube video "Call of Duty 4 or Girlfriend?" even though she's kind of a Hispanic Kristen Bell, the answer in this case is "Call of Duty 4 IS my girlfriend" (which is probably so true for so many of us...)
Hot Sugar Momma Destroys PS3
This girl is probably dead. This guy sounded pretty pissed.
So as one of the guys who actually kind of seems like he has it coming on this list, this fed-up girlfriend (who goes to school, pays all the bills, and still doesn't even get to sleep with her boyfriend because he's up all night playing video games... instead of looking for a job) decides, at 3 AM, to teach her boyfriend a lesson.
She angrily stomps downstairs and asks her boyfriend if he knows what time it is. He says no because he's too busy playing the really overrated and underwhelming Ghostbusters game that came out in 2009 and then (clearly not detecting that she's as angry as she is), he tells her to get him something to drink.
This is when s**t truly hits the fan.
She goes nuts on his new PS3 (this is when it first came out, too, so they were actually pretty rare at the time... and extremely expensive), smashes it, and then the camera cuts out after he throws her off of the wreckage of his new purchase.
Girlfriend Deletes WOW Characters
While a World of Warcraft addict goes out to get a pack of cigarettes (that he apparently smokes indoors, so his house will end up smelling like the '70s), his girlfriend expresses, on video, her disdain for his favorite pastime.
She goes on to say that she's going to fix this, which at this point in the list is absolutely terrifying. This guy was supposed to be going on a raid that night, and much like cutting off the water supply in the city as soon as firefighters are needed to put out a fire at a five-story orphanage, she makes sure that it's not possible for him to raid.
What does she do? She erases hundreds of hours of work by deleting 5-6 (read: ALL of his) Warcraft characters. People have been killed for doing less. This is like throwing paint on a famous work of modern art, or knocking over an award-winning sandcastle right before the judging.
Understandably, the guy is pissed, but after the initial "I just lost my wallet" feeling he experiences, he flips a lid, and doesn't even suspect his girlfriend. He takes it out on his monitor. It's pretty brutal, and she's pretty insane. Why is she on this list? Well... she sounds kinda hot, but her "psycho" quality is off the freaking charts.
Also, it's more probable than not that she's hot because most of the girls who pull this stuff on the Internet, and are so comfortable (for some reason) talking to cameras (which is literally talking to a machine while you're alone) are attractive and are used to a lot of attention because of that and fight back when they don't get it.
Ugh.
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October 17, 2014, 10:56 am
![Top Thirteen 90s Teen Starlets Who Stayed Hot]( "Top Thirteen 90s Teen Starlets Who Stayed Hot")
The 90s were a time where all TV shows were about teenage relationships, the popular kids liked music that the guys only pretended to like so they could dance close with the girls they wanted to bang and teenagers were exploited weirdly in the media for their sexuality. Everything was COMPLETELY different... But some of the hottest teen stars of the 1990s (most of them) have by now either hit rock bottom or completely fallen off the face of the earth, waiting to become the next E! True Hollywood story that's more interesting than anything they've ever made intentionally.
So, in all their hot 90s glory, here are the hot teen starlets from the 90s who actually not only stayed hot, but have continued to have a modicum of success.
Also check out Ranker's other lists like The Best Toys from the 90s, Best Album of the 90s and the Best Cartoon Characters of the 90's.
http://www.ranker.com/list/top-thirteen-90s-teen-starlets-who-stayed-hot/greg,
Alicia Silverstone
The 90s
After she caught her break as the really hot girl from 90s Aerosmith videos and as "Cher" from the hit movie Clueless that showed me, and all of us, that girls that say big words are hot, Alicia Silverstone really didn't need to do much more acting.
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But when she was the Aerosmith girl, any grunge-loving, MTV-watching dude stopped everything he was doing to watch the video playing. She did the Aerosmith videos most notably for the songs Crazy and Crying. The craziest part of the Aerosmith video for the song Crazy is when that 90s cashier/clerk lets Liv Tyler and Alicia Silverstone steal whatever they want from the entire store and what Liv Tyler decides to steal is a f*cking loaf of bread.
She also played Batgirl in what is arguably the worst movie ever made Batman & Robin. Arguably. At least she looked adorable as a superhero.
Now:
She later got into voice acting, TV movies and hardcore animal rights activism. But she'll always be the Aerosmith girl or Cher to all of us, so here are her hottest pictures.
Remember that time she had that strand of hair on her face?
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Yeah, good times... *sigh*
Alyson Hannigan
Alyson Hannigan is one of the few MILFs on this list and definitely earns her keep as a hot girl on here. She's the kinky/sexy band geek from the American Pie movies when people still thought stuff like that was funny, and the all-powerful witch Willow from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
She's not just the hot, adorably cute/dorky girl from bandcamp, but she actually cleaned up pretty well too.
And sites like Egotastic still bother to post bikini pictures of her and post pregnancy "nipple pokes" candid shots. So needless to say, she not only still looks good, but has actually filled out a little so that she's just the right amount of woman.
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Britney Spears
I know. I need to explain this.
The 90s:
Remember when Britney Spears looked like this? And when people thought Britney Spears they didn't think "train wreck" yet, but they wrote something along the lines of ughghasdhga;lskfhfghgh she's hot? Well I do. She's easily the hottest girl of the time. Everyone else on this list was very straightforward-hot. Britney Spears had a weird allure to her. Something that made her seem like she was innocent with a lot to hide. The perfect girl next door.
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Now:
Yeah yeah, she had the whole bald incident and she's not as absolutely slim as she used to be (after three kids), but she still is adorable, looks amazing, and has the best music career to speak of out of anybody who was part of the boy bands craze. Name a single recording artist that has maintained their staying power from that fad/era that's as iconic and well-loved as Britney Spears. Exactly.
Also, she does things like this:
SHE WAS IN JACKASS 3-D. Click here to see Britney Spears to the Porta-Potty Poo cocktail. And yeah, some say it's fake, but even if it is, this means she wanted people to believe she'd been covered in human feces from head to toe. And that's awesome. A girl who's willing to go this far for a laugh is hot as hell in my book.
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Also, to make up for not looking like she did in her teens, she's still the kind of trainwreck/probably-a-demon-in-the-sack hot that'll give you a night you'll never forget. I mean, remember when this happened?... Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan in a car together. All in one place.
That's when you know you're in trouble.
(Sure, she looks like THIS now, which is still pretty damn hot.
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She's better than ever and still makes THIS that face THIS.
And that's my case, your honor.
Christina Applegate
For how hot Christina Applegate was in The 90s see above.
She was easily one of the hottest girls on TV starring as Kelly Bundy, daughter of Al Bundy, main character of Married with Children. And if the internet had existed, there would've been Kelly Bundy vs. Kelly Kapowski shirts drawn up and there would be gang wars on the streets and the world would be a desolate wasteland.
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I mean look at her.
Now:
Since the 90s, Christina Applegate has established herself as one of the funniest women in entertainment and has starred in such great properties as Anchorman, Samantha Who and the funniest new show of the 2011 Fall TV season, Up All Night.
She's maintained herself through pregnancies and through breast cancer, and still looks like this.
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Christina Ricci
The 90s:
You know her as Wednesday Adams from The Adams Family, the hot chained-up girl from Black Snake Moan or the fun, hot, down-to-earth, accessibly hot girl from a bunch of movies in the 90s including Casper, that movie where the beloved iconic TV cartoon ghost becomes Devon Sawa.
Growing up being a little younger than her was weird because she started getting really cute as soon as she turned 18 and did Buffalo 66, The Opposite of Sex and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. It's like someone turned on a switch.
Now:
She does a bunch of weird indie movies like Black Snake Moan, Pumpkin, Curse and other movies I've only seen "the right" clips of around the internet. And she's maintained not only her awesomeness, but her girl-next-door appeal, as well as her body seems to get nicer every single year.
Also, she's on this list because no matter what, she looks unbelievable, no, really, unbelievable in a bikini. LOOK.
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Elizabeth Berkley
The 90s:
The other Saved By the Bell alum on this list, Elizabeth Berkley played Jesse Spano, the militant feminist who falls for the biggest misogynist in school showing women once and for all that no matter what, a dude's abs are more important than her ideals.
She was actually really cute back in the day, but you probably remember her character best from one of the worst "very special episodes" in television history. The one where Jesse gets addicted to caffeine pills.
Now:
In arguably one of the most ironic career turns in Hollywood history, Elizabeth Berkley went from playing uber-feminist Jessie Spano in Saved By the Bell, to playing the lead in arguably the most popular NC-17 movie ever released, "Showgirls."
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Fun fact: the role of Kelly Kapowski was originally going to be given to Elizabeth Berkley, but was later given to Tiffany Amber Thiessen. The role of Jessie Spano was, then, created specifically for Berkley.
She's now a mid-level celebrity hoping that everyone will forget the things that they know her for and she has much better hair. She's still absolutely gorgeous and looks like this.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
The 90s
Jennifer Love Hewitt ruled being hot in the movies during the late 90s. She earns the top spot for not only being one of the hottest chicks around in the 90s, and for her extremely prolific popularity in the 90s, but she ears the spot for somehow not only not falling off the face of the earth at some point like almost every woman on this list.
There were few other moments that put hair on your chest as a teenager in the 90s. That was just. That ruled. That and Wild Things, but those chicks are too old to be on this list.
Now:
She went on to star in The Ghost Whisperer that inexplicably lasted 5 years and continues to age gracefully at the age of 33. She doesn't look a day older than she did when she touched all our hearts and pants when she was 18: Jennifer Love Hewitt now, in black lace lingerie.
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Jessica Alba
If you're here, you know exactly who Jessica Alba is and that it doesn't really matter what she's done. Scientists should study Jessica Alba.
She went from this in The 90s:
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To this now:
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If I were president, I would order an army of Jessica Alba clones to be created. This would be our new military. WHO WOULD KILL HER? WHO?
Exactly. Check mate, terrorism.
BONUS:
Click here for even more sexy Jessica Alba pics.
Here are 10 hot .GIFs of Jessica Alba
Here are the 20 hottest photos of her from around the web.
Click here for regularly updated news on the latest in Jessica Alba, including her latest leaked nudes.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
The 90s:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, aka, one of the greatest heroines in the history of fiction, aka the hottest monster-killer ever concocted, aka Sarah Michelle Gellar (who also kissed Selma Blair in that one movie for like a whole minute) started out Buffy as a teenager, playing a cheerleader with superpowers.
She was also in I Know What You Did Last Summer and She's All That, always playing a memorably hot girl who nobody seems to care about in the movie.
Now:
She has aged AMAZINGLY. Finishing out all seven seasons of Buffy the Vampire Slayer in the 2000s did her well. And then she fell of the face of the earth. Then she filled up the time she didn't spend making direct to DVD movies being in awesome movies like Southland Tales and doing guest spots on The Simpsons, Robot Chicken and more.
She was then in The Grudge, where a weird cat looking Japenese kid scared the hell out of all of us for some reason and is currently starring in her very own show Ringer (which is doing surprisingly well).
Tiffani Thiessen
The 90s:
Tiffani Thiessen is Kelly Kapowski. Anyone growing up in the 90s was plagued with dreams of her and also had a creepy replica of Zach from Saved By the Bell's door-sized poster of her. How much he worshipped her was only matched by how horribly much every straight man and bicurious woman on earth just wanted to be around her.
Now:
She not only looks just as good, but she's older, more mature, and willing to bare it all. And spends time making Funny or Die videos where she hangs around in her bikini like this one.
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October 25, 2014, 10:41 am
![The 50+ Hottest Women Currently in Prison]( "The 50+ Hottest Women Currently in Prison")
These are real quotes and these are real women in prison who can be found on Meet-an-inmate.com. The hottest women in prison include a wide variety of young women who, for whatever reason, found themselves on the wrong side of the law and, ultimately, behind bars. We all hear the stories of famous celebrities being locked up (we're looking at you, Lindsay Lohan), but Hollywood hotties aren't the only beautiful women who are locked up: Lovely ladies from all over the country are currently imprisoned. Sadly, their beauty is rarely seen outside prison walls, but now, with the help of this list, you too can gaze upon their lovely countenance. I've listed some of the most smoking hot beauties in prison here, so feel free to vote for your personal favorites. (And if you're really into prison / in prison, go vote for the best prison movies.)
Some of the hot women in prison on this list are just looking for pen pals. Doing time is no picnic, but these gorgeous prisoners are hoping to pass the hours away corresponding with friends on the outside. Other hot female inmates might be interested in something more – possibly true love. Some mention that they don't have time to play games in love, but really, if you think about it, they've got nothing but time. Here's a list of WIP films. Or how about a more refined touch? Hottest Classical Female Musicians.
Many of these women are incarcerated for very, very serious crimes, including murder, so keep that in mind. Some mention that they are working to better themselves while behind bars. Hopefully that happens. As one inmate puts it, "Even the best of people make mistakes right?"
A surprising number of hot inmates on this list say they're just looking for a good, honest person to spend time with, and some even mention they'd relocate for that person, if things worked out. Others simply want a penpal – nothing more.
http://www.ranker.com/list/hottest-women-in-prison/trent-walker,
Amy Simpson
“I like tall men with tattoos, but I don’t discriminate either.”
Jessica McKay
Reason for incarceration: Vehicular homicide, DUI
"I always have a smile on my face with a bubbly personality."
Jamie Yoshimura
"I adore a great personality and someone who has direction in their life. A sense of humor is a plus."
Carmen Lewis
Reason for incarceration: Drug possession, Identity theft
"I am a fun loving girl. I'm in a bad place, but I've got a beautiful heart and a caring soul. Even the best of people make mistakes right?"
Jenny Decoteau
Reason for Incarceration: Common Law Robbery
"I am a good person inside, but I have made some poor decisions for which I am paying dearly. I refuse to let this experience define me, although I am learning from my mistakes and intend to grow into a better person through this all."
Sara Horne
Reason for Incarceration: Probation Violation (Felony)
"I am a computer geek with lots of class and sophistication. I love the finer things in life."
Jillian Cini
Reason for Incarceration: Parole Violation
"I'm looking for someone who is generous, romantic, passionate, affectionate, dominant, versatile, nonjudgmental, supportive, sensuous, creative, understanding, attractive, handsome, sexy, fun to be with, and makes me laugh. Goatees are a plus, but not necessary."
Andrea McCormick
Reason for Incarceration: Burglary
"I am hoping to meet that very special and charming someone who is generous, compassionate, caring, and nonjudgmental."
Crystal Clamenza
"I am looking for someone who is motivated, driven, open minded, family oriented, and who loves to laugh. Must be stable and financially secure, and able to stimulate me intellectually with a vivid imagination."
Maeghan Rice
Reason for Incarceration: Second-degree murder
"I got involved with the wrong guy at a young age and I am paying the price, now I want to find the right guy."
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October 25, 2014, 8:51 am
![The 20 Greatest Nude Scenes in 80s Teen Movie History]( "The 20 Greatest Nude Scenes in 80s Teen Movie History")
If there's anything that the '80s gave us, it was gratuitous nudity in just about every single teen comedy that came out (Maybe we should have taken them as sexy lessons.). In honor of that tradition, here are the best '80s teen comedy nude scenes of all time, ranked by you for hotness. I described the movies, the context of the nude scenes, and then linked you out to the scenes when possible (although you can totally just Google all of them). From Phoebe Cates in Fast Times, to lesser-known gems like Hardbodies and Malibu Express, to even scenes from actually-good movies like Sixteen Candles, these are the best nude scenes in '80s teen comedy history.
http://www.ranker.com/list/the-20-greatest-nude-scenes-in-80s-movie-history/greg,
Revenge of the Nerds
The Movie
If there's one thing '80s movies taught kids, it's that if you invade a girl's privacy or sneak a peak of her squishy parts while she isn't looking, it is perfectly okay if you're with your friends. Squishy parts. Remember that one. It's yours now.
So Revenge of the Nerds, for those of you who were born after most of the actors' careers had taken a nosedive, is a movie that takes place in a time in which kids were stratified. It's before jocks tried to claim being nerds to seem bangable to girls, and it's before nerds were more popular than jocks since they're pretty good looking these days, anyway. Nerds looked like your grandpa when he tries to dress up nice and jocks hated the idea of being "smart." Nobody was happy.
In the movie the outcasts known as "Nerds" take revenge on their jock bullies and actually win girls, etc. The concept was so ridiculous at the time that it was a kind of high concept when the movie came out.
The Scene
Anyway, there's a scene where the nerds sneak into the dorms of some super hot girls and set up hidden cameras to see them change, which is insanely rape-y and horrible by today's standards, but is more of a "boys will be boys" thing to do when you live in an 80s movie.
This scene is one of the most surprising turns that a comedy like this ever took because you really didn't come to expect it from a movie like this. Hell, you didn't really come to expect it from any comedies until around this time in the 80s. There must have been so many outraged parents returning video tapes and yelling at dudes who didn't approve of the films they were renting <--- sh*t like this is why Kevin Smith is famous.
Here's the scene.
Bachelor Party
The Movie
A Tom Hanks movie where a bunch of rowdy 80s dudes throw their best friend a bachelor party. It seriously is one of the top 10 movie parties I wish I could have been to.
The Scene
Tom Hanks tries to get away from all the rowdy dudes when a hot girl, Monique Gabrielle, comes out from behind curtains with a ridiculously perfect body. She's topless and as she looks at him, her head turns into his girlfriend, a nun from school, and eventually, his buddies. It's actually pretty funny. But hey, boobs the whole time.
Here's the scene.
Blame It on Rio
The Movie
Blame It On Rio is about two really f*cking horrible guys who bring their insanely hot daughters (a young Demi Moore and Michelle Johnson) on a vacation to Rio de Janeiro with them. After they catch their daughters playing topless in the ocean, one dad gets super pissed and the other plays with them, ends up banging his friend's daughter –which is okay, because it turns out his friend was banging his wife the whole time. Demi Moore kind of stays out of the whole thing. The hot girl (Michelle Johnson) tries to kill herself by overdosing on birth control (which you can't even do) and everyone lives happily ever after.
The Scene
A barely legal Michelle Johnson and a 22-year-old Demi Moore play on a beach topless and are then caught by their dads, but refuse to put their clothes back on. Whoever wrote this has some weird, awesome problems.
Check it out here.
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
I don't have to tell you what this movie is about (it's easily one of the Best Stoner Movies of All Time) and you know exactly what scene I'm talking about. If you don't, then here it is. That's Phoebe Cates.
She's married to Kevin Klein, looks like this now, and is one of the hottest, if not the hottest girl the '80s had to offer. And she took her clothes off all over the place. The 80s was a great place to live – everything was cheesier, from the most ridiculous WWF wrestling promos ever (and these were supposed to be tough guys), to pictures of Michael Jackson punching Mr. T, to even cartoon theme songs that make great guitar solos.
But Phoebe Cates in her teens/20s was one of the greatest parts of the '80s, and this is still considered one of the most ruined orgasm scenes of all time.
She tops every one of these lists and with great reason. The mix of innocence and mischief in her eyes in every scene just steals the entire movie. She's always the main picture of stuff like video round-ups of hot girls getting out of pools and the like. And she deserves it.
I love you, Phoebe, if you're reading this. And if you are reading this, I want to thank you for your service to mankind in the '80s (and whatever charity work you're doing these days) because if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have a quick, no-thoughts-required answer for when a girlfriend asks for swimsuit input: "red just make it red it needs to be red I don't care if it's from Target just red no designs just as long as it's red please." Thank you.
See her and more at Mrskin.com
BONUS: A super hot, full frontal Jennifer Jason Leigh scene where she's making out with the guy who then disappoints her as she sits up all hot and bothered, still naked, and disappointed. A scene I think we can all relate to.
Mischief
The Movie
This movie has all of the tropes of a teen comedy, but happens to center around a clumsy guy trying to bang Kelly Preston, so pretty much everyone's on board from the beginning. Because a young Kelly Preston is stupid hot. Like, stupid hot.
The Scene
A young Kelly Preston is in lace lingerie ('80s lingerie is so weird) while the guy slowly undresses her. He takes off her bra, and you can seriously hear a football stadium full of dudes just cheering their asses off. She pulls off her underwear and boom, full frontal Kelly Preston, who then lies down and makes out with the guy for a few minutes. They have sex and it's awesome. He promises to pull out, then doesn't; but whatever, it's the '80s so it wasn't a big deal.
Watch it here.
Paradise
The Movie
It's a Blue Lagoon ripoff, only instead of getting shipwrecked, Phoebe Cates and the guy escaped from white-slave agent who captures them. They then spend a lot of time being naked.
The Scene
Phoebe Cates takes a shower in a waterfall. It's all you really need to know and it absolutely rules. You should watch it (the scene, the movie sucks).
Porky's
The Movie
Porky's is about a group of guys in the '50s who want to lose their virginities in a time in which guys not only admitted that they were virgins, but tried to fix that problem "together." There's a place called Porky's, though, where a lot of the hot girls are and a lot of the main characters are terrorized by the mean, fat, pig-looking owner named, you guessed it, Porky. As these guys awkwardly try and come up with plans to get laid, a lot of nudity happens, and you get bored when it stops. Then you rewind the tape until your parents know exactly what you're doing. There's no reason someone should be rewinding and playing a tape that often and that quickly unless they're trying to solve the mystery of the Kennedy assassination.
The Scene
The infamous Porky's shower scene. A bunch of guys find a hole that leads to the girls' locker room, and kind of like you hope for every time there's a hole in a wall of any bathroom stall, there's actually hot chicks on the other end. Full frontal and backal (which yes, is a word, according to me) nudity ensues and a lot of teenagers and kids even younger than that in the '80s saw their first bush, boob and/or group of women showering together. Many more would follow for all of us.
The notable part of this scene is that it was the first gratuitous nudity most people had seen in a really popular comedy (which actually dragged on for pretty long and wasn't even very funny). It was really just a huge mask for nudity. This movie is huge because of this scene and because the rest of its awesome nude scenes (including one starring a young Kim Cattrall, who only gets hotter as she gets older).
This movie was largely nudity masked in fun, which was an awesome discovery for anyone who saw it. It's kind of like when you pour alcohol inside a juice box or a Vitamin water and bring it into your kids' plays or Disneyland. All of you do this.
Here it is.
Private School
The Movie
Phoebe Cates tries to score a really WASPy rich dude while a super hot girl teases everyone in the movie. Shower scenes happen.
The Scene(s): Some more dudes spy on a girl when she thinks she's safe and take pictures with the flash turned off. They use a polaroid, which was common then, but today would be a hipster thing to do. She notices them in the mirror and decides to give them a show until they pull her towel off. The girls aren't super freaked out, but kind of happy about it for some reason. Phoebe Cates is in her underwear throughout.
The main hot girl in the movie is former hottie Betsy Russell who spends the whole time teasing dudes. She also rides a horse topless in the movie. Old ladies disapprove. People go nuts and there are apparently, once again, no nudity laws in public in the 80s.
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Risky Business
The Movie:
I could not have watched this movie more as a kid. If I would have, I'm sure my parents would have sent me to some kind of psychiatrist (which, in retrospect, would have been a good decision, which means that yes, all kids should watch this movie at least 50 times *sobbing* "No dad I don't want to see it again!" "This is for your own good, junior...").
The movie is about a pre-Scientology Tom Cruise as a teenager who tries to have some fun while his parents are away. Everything is prim and proper and perfect in his home, but as soon as they leave, you get that infamous scene of him dancing in his underwear indoors pretending to be a rockstar, which to some kids, will resonate more if I say "like that Heidi Klum Guitar Hero (RIP) commercial where she dances in her underwear in a living room.
The Scene(s)
He proceeds to meet this vaguely Russian woman, played by a still-relevant Rebecca De Mornay, who treats him like crap but has sex with him throughout the entire movie. She's the one you see naked all over the place and it is awesome. It makes you want a dangerous, emotionally unavailable blonde woman of your very own... wait. This explains a lot. This explains a lot. But life changing revelations aside, the scenes are pretty awesome. Repeatedly. All the time. The train scene (where they have sex on a train) is particularly something that was etched into my brain as a wee lad, because I couldn't believe how poorly maintained the lights were on that thing. That's just irresponsible. (Proving that nude scenes don't need to be funny all the time.)
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Trading Places
The Movie
A 1%er (Dan Aykroyd) trades places with a homeless guy (Eddie Murphy) trade places because two rich old guys make a bet about how it will turn out. Hilarity ensues, and Jamie Lee Curtis takes her top off.
The Scene
Jamie Lee Curtis plays a prostitute who seems smarter than any other woman in the movie. She lets Dan Aykroyd stay at her place in exchange for, you guessed it, money, once he's rich again. The scene where she's changing and casually walks around topless showed everyone that at some point, Jamie Lee Curtis was super hot. Even with that hair.
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