September 17, 2014, 1:11 pm
![The Sexiest Women in Action Movies]( "The Sexiest Women in Action Movies")
The sexiest women in action movies manage to command the screen with their physical abilities and their acting skills. These are women not to be toyed with, under any circumstances. They're hot, they're highly trained and they'll kick your butt to kingdom come if given the chance. Who is the absolute sexiest woman ever cast in an action movie? That's for you to decide. Vote for your favorites, and vote down those women that you don't think measure up. Also, feel free to add any actress that you think deserves a place of honor on this list!
Some of the sexiest women ever to appear in action movies include the likes of Uma Thurman ('Kill Bill'), Kate Beckinsale ('Underworld'), Angelina Jolie ('Lara Croft,' 'Wanted' and 'Salt') and Milla Jovovich ('Resident Evil'). Those are all shining examples of incredibly gorgeous women who've had sexy roles in several different action movies and/or franchises. Some actresses on this list have only appeared in one or two action films, but they were so smokingly hot they make the cut. Examples, you say? How about Geena Davis in 'The Long Kiss Goodnight' or Demi Moore in 'GI Jane'?
While many of the sexy actresses in action movies appeared in films during the 1970s and 1980s (Pam Grier in 'Foxy Brown,' Linda Hamilton in 'Terminator 2' and of course, Sigourney Weaver in 'Alien'), there are some recent roles worth noting. Jennifer Lawrence's turn as Katniss Everdeen in 'The Hunger Games' was stellar, Scarlett Johansson was a fantastic Black Widow in 'The Avengers,' MMA star Gina Carano kicked a** in Steven Soderbergh's 'Haywire' and Anne Hathaway promises to make an amazing Catwoman in Christopher Nolan's 'The Dark Knight Rises.'
Enjoy this list of some of the sexiest women ever to appear in action movies, and be sure to vote (and add anyone that's missing). Or else!
http://www.ranker.com/list/sexiest-women-in-action-movies/ron-mexico,
Angelina Jolie
Salt, Wanted and Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
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Charlize Theron
Æon Flux
Jessica Alba
Fantastic Four
Jessica Biel
Es una de las mejores...
Kate Beckinsale
Underworld
Keira Knightley
Milla Jovovich
Resident Evil
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Olivia Wilde
CLICK HERE to see pics of Olivia Wilde looking HOT!
Scarlett Johansson
The Avengers
Uma Thurman
Kill Bill
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September 15, 2014, 10:04 pm
![The 18 Ugliest Photos of (Usually Hot) Famous Chicks]( "The 18 Ugliest Photos of (Usually Hot) Famous Chicks")
Often times for beautiful actresses, ugly-ing it up can be the ticket to Oscar gold. Not in the case of these chicks, who've had the following photos taken of them at just the wrong moment. Inquiring minds investigate the ugly photos of usually beautiful women below.
The whole "looking ugly" thing does do pretty well in movies, though. Who could forget glamorous former model Charlize Theron rendering herself unrecognizable behind make-up to portray serial killer Aileen Wuornos, and Christina Ricci, rendering herself... um, okay, still pretty recognizable as Wuornos' lover and companion, Selby Wall? Or Gwyneth Paltrow in Steven Soderbergh's "Contagion," leaving aside the typical Hollywood glamor in order to portray a woman dying of a deadly virus?
But the following actresses didn't go fug for a role. In fact, their decision to leave the house looking this way may very well cut their careers short rather than extend them via awards and recognition.
In many cases, these ladies made a bad impression in these photographs simply because we're used to seeing them in more make-up (or more professionally applied make-up, at least.) In others, an exuberance towards plastic surgery is to blame. Regardless, these are the hottest celebrities who have taken the ugliest photos. Enjoy?
http://www.ranker.com/list/the-18-ugliest-photos-of-_usually-hot_-famous-chicks/greg,
Adriana Lima
Lima is a Brazilian Victoria's Secret model, so there's really no good excuse for this.
This isn't some "oh, we caught this celebrity without make-up" kind of incident. She looks lost and confused in this picture, like she's smiling at the cameraman in hopes that they'll read the note pinned to her chest and tell her how to get home. So, why is this, ultimately, okay?
Because she's brought us a lot of great times and we've all had our experiences with images of her. And the fact that she came to her own in the days where some people still spent Friday nights alone with a Victoria's Secret catalog (just a few years ago) proves her staying power.
Not only that, but in almost every other picture she's managed to hold her own against all the other Victoria's Secret models, which is insane. She's the type of girl that can be the hottest person in a picture of three insanely hot girls. I mean, look.
But dear lord. This is the derpiest a famously hot girl has ever looked. Ever.
Angelina Jolie
I imagine she's doing a Butthead impression in this picture. She's laughing like him and doing it very accurately.
Not only does the normally super-hot Jolie look monstrous here, but I'm not even sure a human being should be able to turn their neck at that angle. It looks like she's about to spin it all the way around and throw up pea soup on me. It's really saying something when Jon Voight in the same outfit and position would probably be hotter.
And remember this picture of her? She's always been insanely cute.
And look at her in this recent picture in a long black gown, doing for black gowns what she used to do for tiny black dresses
She's still good and the signs of aging aren't that obvious yet, but this picture of her belongs in a clown-horror movie.
Britney Spears
It's Britney, b*tch! And she's either about the throw up after a night of hard partying, or this is actually just a wax figure of her that has been left out in the hot summer sun for a few weeks. Your call.
This picture is just... ugh... especially considering The Hottest "Vintage" Britney Spears pictures out there.
Cameron Diaz
Nope, this ISN'T footage of Diaz's little-seen screen test for the role of "The Scarecrow." It's just a candid photo of her in her hipster-iest hat.
Now, there may be some among you that dislike this selection, arguing that Cameron Diaz is not a "hot celebrity" to begin with. Certainly, she's famously been plagued by bad acne. To those people, I submit her appearance in the 1994 film "The Mask." Sssssssssssmokin'! (I'm sorry. I'm truly, truly sorry.)
Gwyneth Paltrow
This photo was either taken of Gwyneth immediately following a 10-day coke binge, or right as she was about to sneeze. I'd suggest that it may have been intended as a tie-in to her role in the Steven Soderbergh film Contagion, in which she's dying of a killer virus, but she looks better in the shots from that film I've seen. That film in which she's playing a woman who's dying.
Jennifer Lopez
Click here for a close-up of the infamous "Spanx debacle."
Gah! What's even going on in this photo? Is this a case of us just catching JLo's thigh at the WORST POSSIBLE ANGLE? Or does she always look like this and just weird some kind of crazy Spanx to cover up that mound of cottage cheese?
Perhaps someone should lay off the tacos y burritos. (Hey, that's not racist! It's a quote from an episode of "South Park" in which Cartman was being racist. So I think I'm on solid ground here...)
But, this is alright because she's brought us a lot of great eye candy in the past.
Katie Holmes
I knew Katie had sort of turned a bit strange after the whole conversion to Scientology. But I didn't realize they actually had turned her into a zombie. Is that even legal?
She looks like Bruce Willis at the end of a Die Hard movie.
Kristen Stewart
Kristen Stewart is, by any objective analysis, a very attractive woman. Her looks get undermined, however, by 2 phenomenon: (1) She appears in the most hateful book-and-film series of our era, the Twilight juggernaut and (2) she has the fashion sense of a forgetful disinterested vagrant.
But for press lines and promotion, she always dolls up and looks adorable. here she is in a bra in a still from the new Twilight movie (so that you don't have to waste time looking for it). She also fills out a dress really well.
So all hope isn't lost due to this picture, but hopefully she does all kinds of raunchy movies after the Twilight series of "films" (*stress shiver*) usually finally comes to an end.
Meg Ryan
Yes, this is actually a photo of former highly adorable romantic comedy mainstay Meg Ryan. She looks like the stoner best friend from a low-budget '70s teen movie. The MALE stoner best friend. If this person faked an orgasm in a crowded restaurant, it wouldn't be an iconic and endearingly hilarious classic film moment. It would be a multiple felony.
Katy Perry
Let this be the final word on the subject, ladies... enabling the "flash" function on your camera phones, webcams, and digital cameras is not doing you any favors. Ever.
It's really a shame that so much internet pornography has come to revolve around them, as it's just not really a flattering look. And the pervert community weeps for these sings.
Normally, Katy Perry could do anything and look hot. I'm pretty sure I could look at a photograph of her chainsawing puppies to death and still get at least a partial going. But put her on a webcam and BLAMMO!, she looks like some emo dude who needs a haircut and some Clearasil (they still make Clearasil, right?).
But not to worry, her boob-teasing hotness isn't going anywhere, because as recently as the Smurfs movie premiere, she looked awesome in her Smurfette dress: Katy Perry wearing a Smurfette dress.
And just last year she gave us this amazing topless picture that is probably too small for her.
Just don't catch her without any makeup on.
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September 15, 2014, 10:03 pm
![Top Thirteen 90s Teen Starlets Who Stayed Hot]( "Top Thirteen 90s Teen Starlets Who Stayed Hot")
The 90s were a time where all TV shows were about teenage relationships, the popular kids liked music that the guys only pretended to like so they could dance close with the girls they wanted to bang and teenagers were exploited weirdly in the media for their sexuality. Everything was COMPLETELY different... But some of the hottest teen stars of the 1990s (most of them) have by now either hit rock bottom or completely fallen off the face of the earth, waiting to become the next E! True Hollywood story that's more interesting than anything they've ever made intentionally.
So, in all their hot 90s glory, here are the hot teen starlets from the 90s who actually not only stayed hot, but have continued to have a modicum of success.
Also check out Ranker's other lists like The Best Toys from the 90s, Best Album of the 90s and the Best Cartoon Characters of the 90's.
http://www.ranker.com/list/top-thirteen-90s-teen-starlets-who-stayed-hot/greg,
Alicia Silverstone
The 90s
After she caught her break as the really hot girl from 90s Aerosmith videos and as "Cher" from the hit movie Clueless that showed me, and all of us, that girls that say big words are hot, Alicia Silverstone really didn't need to do much more acting.
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But when she was the Aerosmith girl, any grunge-loving, MTV-watching dude stopped everything he was doing to watch the video playing. She did the Aerosmith videos most notably for the songs Crazy and Crying. The craziest part of the Aerosmith video for the song Crazy is when that 90s cashier/clerk lets Liv Tyler and Alicia Silverstone steal whatever they want from the entire store and what Liv Tyler decides to steal is a f*cking loaf of bread.
She also played Batgirl in what is arguably the worst movie ever made Batman & Robin. Arguably. At least she looked adorable as a superhero.
Now:
She later got into voice acting, TV movies and hardcore animal rights activism. But she'll always be the Aerosmith girl or Cher to all of us, so here are her hottest pictures.
Remember that time she had that strand of hair on her face?
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Yeah, good times... *sigh*
Alyson Hannigan
Alyson Hannigan is one of the few MILFs on this list and definitely earns her keep as a hot girl on here. She's the kinky/sexy band geek from the American Pie movies when people still thought stuff like that was funny, and the all-powerful witch Willow from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
She's not just the hot, adorably cute/dorky girl from bandcamp, but she actually cleaned up pretty well too.
And sites like Egotastic still bother to post bikini pictures of her and post pregnancy "nipple pokes" candid shots. So needless to say, she not only still looks good, but has actually filled out a little so that she's just the right amount of woman.
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Britney Spears
I know. I need to explain this.
The 90s:
Remember when Britney Spears looked like this? And when people thought Britney Spears they didn't think "train wreck" yet, but they wrote something along the lines of ughghasdhga;lskfhfghgh she's hot? Well I do. She's easily the hottest girl of the time. Everyone else on this list was very straightforward-hot. Britney Spears had a weird allure to her. Something that made her seem like she was innocent with a lot to hide. The perfect girl next door.
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Now:
Yeah yeah, she had the whole bald incident and she's not as absolutely slim as she used to be (after three kids), but she still is adorable, looks amazing, and has the best music career to speak of out of anybody who was part of the boy bands craze. Name a single recording artist that has maintained their staying power from that fad/era that's as iconic and well-loved as Britney Spears. Exactly.
Also, she does things like this:
SHE WAS IN JACKASS 3-D. Click here to see Britney Spears to the Porta-Potty Poo cocktail. And yeah, some say it's fake, but even if it is, this means she wanted people to believe she'd been covered in human feces from head to toe. And that's awesome. A girl who's willing to go this far for a laugh is hot as hell in my book.
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Also, to make up for not looking like she did in her teens, she's still the kind of trainwreck/probably-a-demon-in-the-sack hot that'll give you a night you'll never forget. I mean, remember when this happened?... Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan in a car together. All in one place.
That's when you know you're in trouble.
(Sure, she looks like THIS now, which is still pretty damn hot.
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She's better than ever and still makes THIS that face THIS.
And that's my case, your honor.
Christina Applegate
For how hot Christina Applegate was in The 90s see above.
She was easily one of the hottest girls on TV starring as Kelly Bundy, daughter of Al Bundy, main character of Married with Children. And if the internet had existed, there would've been Kelly Bundy vs. Kelly Kapowski shirts drawn up and there would be gang wars on the streets and the world would be a desolate wasteland.
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I mean look at her.
Now:
Since the 90s, Christina Applegate has established herself as one of the funniest women in entertainment and has starred in such great properties as Anchorman, Samantha Who and the funniest new show of the 2011 Fall TV season, Up All Night.
She's maintained herself through pregnancies and through breast cancer, and still looks like this.
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Christina Ricci
The 90s:
You know her as Wednesday Adams from The Adams Family, the hot chained-up girl from Black Snake Moan or the fun, hot, down-to-earth, accessibly hot girl from a bunch of movies in the 90s including Casper, that movie where the beloved iconic TV cartoon ghost becomes Devon Sawa.
Growing up being a little younger than her was weird because she started getting really cute as soon as she turned 18 and did Buffalo 66, The Opposite of Sex and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. It's like someone turned on a switch.
Now:
She does a bunch of weird indie movies like Black Snake Moan, Pumpkin, Curse and other movies I've only seen "the right" clips of around the internet. And she's maintained not only her awesomeness, but her girl-next-door appeal, as well as her body seems to get nicer every single year.
Also, she's on this list because no matter what, she looks unbelievable, no, really, unbelievable in a bikini. LOOK.
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Elizabeth Berkley
The 90s:
The other Saved By the Bell alum on this list, Elizabeth Berkley played Jesse Spano, the militant feminist who falls for the biggest misogynist in school showing women once and for all that no matter what, a dude's abs are more important than her ideals.
She was actually really cute back in the day, but you probably remember her character best from one of the worst "very special episodes" in television history. The one where Jesse gets addicted to caffeine pills.
Now:
In arguably one of the most ironic career turns in Hollywood history, Elizabeth Berkley went from playing uber-feminist Jessie Spano in Saved By the Bell, to playing the lead in arguably the most popular NC-17 movie ever released, "Showgirls."
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Fun fact: the role of Kelly Kapowski was originally going to be given to Elizabeth Berkley, but was later given to Tiffany Amber Thiessen. The role of Jessie Spano was, then, created specifically for Berkley.
She's now a mid-level celebrity hoping that everyone will forget the things that they know her for and she has much better hair. She's still absolutely gorgeous and looks like this.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
The 90s
Jennifer Love Hewitt ruled being hot in the movies during the late 90s. She earns the top spot for not only being one of the hottest chicks around in the 90s, and for her extremely prolific popularity in the 90s, but she ears the spot for somehow not only not falling off the face of the earth at some point like almost every woman on this list.
There were few other moments that put hair on your chest as a teenager in the 90s. That was just. That ruled. That and Wild Things, but those chicks are too old to be on this list.
Now:
She went on to star in The Ghost Whisperer that inexplicably lasted 5 years and continues to age gracefully at the age of 33. She doesn't look a day older than she did when she touched all our hearts and pants when she was 18: Jennifer Love Hewitt now, in black lace lingerie.
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Jessica Alba
If you're here, you know exactly who Jessica Alba is and that it doesn't really matter what she's done. Scientists should study Jessica Alba.
She went from this in The 90s:
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To this now:
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If I were president, I would order an army of Jessica Alba clones to be created. This would be our new military. WHO WOULD KILL HER? WHO?
Exactly. Check mate, terrorism.
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Sarah Michelle Gellar
The 90s:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, aka, one of the greatest heroines in the history of fiction, aka the hottest monster-killer ever concocted, aka Sarah Michelle Gellar (who also kissed Selma Blair in that one movie for like a whole minute) started out Buffy as a teenager, playing a cheerleader with superpowers.
She was also in I Know What You Did Last Summer and She's All That, always playing a memorably hot girl who nobody seems to care about in the movie.
Now:
She has aged AMAZINGLY. Finishing out all seven seasons of Buffy the Vampire Slayer in the 2000s did her well. And then she fell of the face of the earth. Then she filled up the time she didn't spend making direct to DVD movies being in awesome movies like Southland Tales and doing guest spots on The Simpsons, Robot Chicken and more.
She was then in The Grudge, where a weird cat looking Japenese kid scared the hell out of all of us for some reason and is currently starring in her very own show Ringer (which is doing surprisingly well).
Tiffani Thiessen
The 90s:
Tiffani Thiessen is Kelly Kapowski. Anyone growing up in the 90s was plagued with dreams of her and also had a creepy replica of Zach from Saved By the Bell's door-sized poster of her. How much he worshipped her was only matched by how horribly much every straight man and bicurious woman on earth just wanted to be around her.
Now:
She not only looks just as good, but she's older, more mature, and willing to bare it all. And spends time making Funny or Die videos where she hangs around in her bikini like this one.
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September 16, 2014, 11:11 pm
![Top 20 Sexiest "Where Are They Now?" Girls]( "Top 20 Sexiest \"Where Are They Now?\" Girls")
The 80s and 90s saw an inordinate amount of child stars who lived the primes of their lives during their movie or sitcom careers. So, since they didn't have the internet following them around, here are the 20 hottest girls who turned into hot babes, along with who they were, what they looked like as kids and where they are now. Enjoy.
http://www.ranker.com/list/top-20-sexiest-_where-are-they-now-_-girls/greg,
Anna Chlumsky
WHO IS SHE?
This picture right here is how you probably recognize her.
If that doesn't ring a bell, then you probably know her from here .
The main love interest that we all fell in love with as young, optimistic McCauley Culkins in the movies My Girl and My Girl 2. She then fell off the face of the earth to go focus on her education.
WHERE IS SHE NOW?
Last year Ms Chlumsky returned to the stage as a full blown hottie with her critically acclaimed turn in the British film In The Loop, and a guest spot on the TV show 30 Rock. She also stars on the HBO series, Veep
Here are some red carpet shots of Chlumsky nowadays.
Christine Lakin
WHO WAS SHE?
You probably remember her looking all Tomboyish and wearing overalls like THIS .
She was the cute, awesome Tomboy from the popular 90s sitcom Step by Step, on the often-remembered-in-retro-culture TGI Friday line-up of sitcoms on ABC before they turned into Procedural Town USA. The name of the character was "Al", and she grew up to be insanely hot.
WHERE IS SHE NOW?
With several straight to dvd movies under her belt (a part of her which, unfortunately isn't featured in any of the movies) she earned a Razzie in 2008 for the Paris Hilton movie the Hottie And The Nottie. Lately Christine has become Craig Kilborne’s sidekick on the Kilborne files and continues to book acting gigs. Craig Kilborne sidekick, though, right? Could be worse! You go, Al! C'mon, who didn't have a crush on Al. No? Well...
... Here's what she looks like now in a bikini: LINK
Danielle Harris
WHO IS SHE?
Not to be confused with Danneel Harris , the One Tree Hill hottie, Danielle Harris was a scream princess in the original Halloween 4 & 5 and also one of Christina Applegate's siblings in 'Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead' (it's all coming back now, isn't it?)
She used to LOOK LIKE THIS .
WHERE IS SHE NOW?
While Danielle's acting work has been pretty low key, she still managed to build an impressive resume of guest spots and voice work, including her role as older sister Debbie on the Wild Thornberrys (a late 90s Nickelodeon show). Lately, Danielle has gotten back to her scream Queen roots as she has been in starring turns in Hatchet II and playing Annie Brackett in Rob Zombie's remakes of Halloween 1 & 2. She also hasn't aged a single. Freaking. Day.
Jenna von Oÿ
WHO IS SHE?
You might know her as looking like this.
Jenna Von Oy was the quintessential sitcom best friend for years, playing Blossom’s best friend Six on the hit show Blossom.
WHERE IS SHE NOW?
Jenna has continued to act in guest roles on network dramas and has done quite a bit of voice acting.
Jenna has also pursued a country music career. Her most recent album is available for buying here.
Click HERE for more juicy celeb news and photos
Lacey Chabert
WHO IS SHE?
You might know her as the little girl from Party of Five, where she used to look like THIS .
She was also known as being spunky, cute and a great actress for her age and bringing personality to the family in the ever-popular Fox show starring Scott Wolf, Lost's Matthew Fox (with super long hair) and Neve Campbell. Lacey was the youngest member of the "party" next to the baby.
WHERE IS SHE NOW?
Since Party of Five ended, she's been working steadily and slowly getting hotter and hotter. She went on to not only become the lead voice on the Nickelodeon show The Wild Thornberrys, and playing her former co-star Jennifer Love Hewitt's parody-character in Not Another Teen Movie, but voiced Meg Griffin very briefly on Family Guy and also got one of the starring roles in the hit movie Mean Girls opposite a still-really-cute-and-not-coked-out-yet Lindsay Lohan.
Here she is wearing a red dress that falls in all the right places.
Mackenzie Rosman
WHO IS SHE?
As little Ruthie Camden on 7th Heaven, Mackenzie Rosman was essentially a new generation’s Michelle Tanner... although in the later seasons they definitely started to make her more rebellious (see the video.)
WHERE IS SHE NOW?
Mackenzie went out of her way to shatter that image in recent years as she took pictures of herself in barely-there underwear, making out with another girl. She reportedly spends most of her time nowadays just riding horses and living off that fat WB cash.
Here's a video of her dancing all sexy from a French re-airing of 7th Heaven before she was even 18 (to the left)
Here's a picture of her kissing a girl.
Aaand a picture of her when she was 19
So, where she is now is young and ridiculously hot.
Madeline Zima
WHO WAS SHE?
You might recognize her as looking like THIS .
Madeline Zima was the precocious youngest child on the popular 90s Fran Drescher sitcom The Nanny. Precocious is 100% not the word to define Madeline Zima anymore, though...
WHERE IS SHE NOW?
Most recently she has been seen punching David Duchovny in the face during sex on Californication. She's become a huge plot point in the show over its 3 seasons and has surprised a lot people with her sexy, nuanced performance on the show, where she constantly tries to tempt Duchovny into illegal sex. She was also seen on Heroes playing Hayden Panettiere's lesbian-kiss-sharing roommate before the show turned into a weird mix of time traveling, carnivals and fever dreams.
Click here for Madeline Zima kissing Hayden Panettiere
Click here for a gallery of Madeline with her clothes on
Click here for a gallery of Madeline with her clothes off, in a bikini
Marla Sokoloff
WHO IS SHE?
You might remember Marla Sokoloff as the girl who always got Stephanie Tanner in trouble on the popular 80s-90s sitcom, Full House. Always the bad girl, she toughed it up with THIS look as the character Gia Mahan, who wore flannel hoodies and looked like THIS .
WHERE IS SHE NOW?
Well, after dating James Franco she went on to get supporting roles on 3rd Rock from the Sun, Home Improvement, a regular role on Party of Five and a bit part in the new show Drop Dead Diva.
CLICK HERE to see how to date guys like Marla Sokoloff
Soleil Moon Frye
WHO IS SHE?
This, ladies and gentlemen (but c'mon, who're we kidding, gentlemen), is Punky Brewster. If you don't know who that is, Google it. She was America's sweetheart and only had a grandfather and a dog to see her through her quirky, spunky world. She used to look like THIS .
Aaand THIS.
WHERE IS SHE NOW
Well, after proving she was really hot in that one episode of Saved By the Bell where Screech invents a sauce that would make him rich, she starred in episodes of Sabrina the Teenage Witch as a hotter, sassier witch. Since then, she's become the proud voice of "Jade", one of the key members of the Bratz clan. She does voice work for Robot Chicken and probably has a Twitter.
She has since become a really hot MILF who sports some hot pigtails.
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September 16, 2014, 11:11 pm
![45 of Your Childhood Crushes (Then and Now)]( "45 of Your Childhood Crushes (Then and Now)")
You remember the days: sitting in front of the TV wondering what outfit Kelly Kapowski would wear today in her efforts to draw more attention that Zach Morris's 20-pound cell phone. Those amazingly hot teen/pre-teen/eternally teen actresses of the 80s and 90s paraded around in their cut-off shorts and tank tops and made it generally necessary to have a big binder handy at all times they were in view. You had their posters on your wall and in your mind, well, I don't really want to know what was going on in there. The question now is: what happened to the hottest girls of your childhood?
Sorry to say, but some of the hottest teen actors of the 80s and 90s are now residents on the list of ugliest former child actors while others find themselves on among the child stars who grew up to look like muppets. But fear not: the vast majority of actresses who were hot in your childhood are as hot (or hotter) now. This list of before and after pictures of the hottest crushes from your childhood is a side-by-side comparison of what became of all the hottest actresses from your youth.
Fair warning: some of the results are not pretty. If you fear that the fantasies of your youth are about to be spoiled by the sandy vaginas of time, you may be right. Of course, some of these actresses are still totally boner-worthy (some of them are still working and could easily rank among the hottest women of primetime) and worth an update in your mental picture file, so carry on with the greatest before and after pictures of your childhood crushes.
http://www.ranker.com/list/45-of-your-childhood-crushes-_then-and-now_/brian-gilmore,
Alicia Silverstone
A RANKER USER SAID: "I read somewhere that she is such a hard core vegan that she wrote a letter to Vladimir Putin asking that vegan meals be made available to all Russian prisoners. haha" (join the discussion)
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Lea Thompson
Marley Shelton
A RANKER USER SAID: "She was mad hot in her police outfit uniform in Scream 4! Can't wait to see her in her next movie Decoding Annie Parker" (join the discussion)
Wendy Peffercorn From The Sandlot (Marley Shelton)
A RANKER USER SAID: "Might be every young boys fantasy growing up, but if we think about her in the Sandlot, she might have been considered a pedo." (join the discussion)
Tiffani Amber Thiessen Now
A RANKER USER SAID: "According to E online, the best person she has ever kissed was Luke Perry - a total douche." (join the discussion)
Kelly Kapowski From Saved By The Bell (Tiffani Amber Thiessen)
A RANKER USER SAID: "Screech could have had a chance with her if he acted like the douche bag he is today." (join the discussion)
Melissa Joan Hart Now
A RANKER USER SAID: "Can you believe the former outgoing, laid back teenage witch endorsed Mitt Romney (a self identified Mormon)?" (join the discussion)
90s Melissa Joan Hart
A RANKER USER SAID: "What happened to Salem? Sabrina's smart aleck, but lovable black cat? He better be alive!" (join the discussion)
'90s Alicia Silverstone
A RANKER USER SAID: "Is it just me, or did the batgirl costume look horrid on her." (join the discussion)
Marty McFly's Mom In Back to the Future (Lea Thompson)
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September 18, 2014, 4:31 pm
![The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History]( "The 13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History")
Nothing puts an expiration date on a relationship quite like invading the personal space and property of a man and then destroying something he holds dear. Here are 13 videos of crazy girlfriends, who also happen to be pretty damn hot, destroying Jaguars, XBoxes, balls, PS3s, fingers, Star Wars collections and, more importantly, dreams. Girls are ranked both by their craziness and hotness... what?
EDIT: Hey, I'm really glad my list is getting out there and that people are reading! BUT... are most of these real or fake? Well, it's the Internet, so you can come to expect a lot of both. Either way, these girls are part of Internet history, no?
http://www.ranker.com/list/the-13-sexiest-psycho-girlfriends-in-internet-history/john-barryman,
The Original: Girlfriend Smashes Boyfriend's XBox
An oldie but a goodie (and the one that started the console smashing trend in 2010), this sexy blonde had had it with her boyfriend and in this oversaturated viral video from early 2010. She proceeds to destroy her boyfriend's XBox with a golf club. It was covered in news stories all over the Internet and mainstream media, and garnered a new hatred for unsupportive girlfriends, as well as a wave of "alright, maybe we SHOULD spend more quality time together."
Her boyfriend later smashed her laptop in a retort video showing that not only was this one probably fake, but that they prank each other all the time, like that one couple on Break.com whose girl would have made the list if it wasn't for the constant, brutal back-and-forth she has with her boyfriend where she's totally cool with being pranked just as long as she can prank him back.
So before anyone says anything in the comments, they didn't make the list because they're both cool with the pranks and put them on break. This means that not only do they have a great relationship, but that the girl is absolutely, unbelievably cool.
Girl Destroys Her Ex's Starcraft 2 Beta Key
Real or fake, this girl is an absolute either comic genius or complete psychopath. Either way, it's really, really hot for some reason. There's a lot wrong with me. It's probably the glasses.
So this girl basically does what was, at the time, the unthinkable. She didn't go out and bang his best friend or key his car or break anything he owned... except his spirit. People have waited YEARS for Starcraft 2 to come out. Starcraft 2 was one of the most preciously anticipated games of the last 10 years and Beta access to an early version of the game was like having a Willy Wonka Golden Ticket (only much more available.)
So, when "Brad" received his Starcraft 2 Beta key in the mail, which would have allowed him access to the wonders of Starcraft 2 (and freed him from the shackles of "showering"), his email had been hacked... by his ex-girlfriend. The hottie that he dumped for obvious, "I don't want my children to grow up deaf" reasons had not only hacked into his email, but deleted his Starcraft 2 Beta key email. On top of that, she printed it out before doing so just so she could video tape herself shredding it.
The comic timing of where the video ends is priceless. She's also up near the top of the list because she's insanely cute (once again, it's probably just the glasses), despite the fact that she probably collects human flesh.
Girlfriend Destroys XBox in a Garage, At Night
Click here to view the video.
In all seriousness, it would probably be really appropriate to look at this picture while playing this song.
So this girl, who's crazy cute, but obviously spends way too much time on her hair, is probably the worst girlfriend on Earth. That and a complete sociopath. She starts the video out by telling the "audience" that her boyfriend is really depressed that his XBox won't work and that he's actually been sad about it for a long time (which makes sense because when mine red-ringed, I went through an existential crisis)... until it got fixed! Problem solved, right? Wrong.
After it was fixed, he was apparently spending way too much time playing video games and doing other things that this girl hated him doing, like "enjoying himself," so she decided to take things into her own hands.
She took his XBox out into the garage, got out a baseball bat, and hit it until it broke, its insides splattered in tiny pieces all over the concrete floor, its voice silenced forever. No red ring, no frozen screens, just silence. And her laughter.
Her horrible, terrifying laughter would continue until the poor emo douchebag came home and saw what had happened. It was a sad scene with too much tragedy, drama, catharsis, immaturity, gore, plastic, microchips, and hair product.
Girlfriend Doesn't Realize Boyfriend is on Vacation
Since there are no pictures of this girl in this video, one can only assume she looks kind of like, no, EXACTLY, like the picture to the left.
Click here for the full video of this slow, steady trainwreck of a woman. It is amazing and worth your time.
So a guy gets the golden opportunity to backpack through Europe for two weeks. He tells his friends and family, and even tells his girlfriend and calls her to say goodbye the night before he leaves. She ends up forgetting this ever happened because she's a bad listener. The guy has his phone turned off throughout his trip in order to avoid roaming charges, which is why he doesn't answer his phone.
She ends up sending email, after email, after email, having completely forgotten that he was in Europe. The emails go from fun, to worried, to angry, to seething, to vengeful (she ends up sleeping with someone to get back at him for "cutting her off") to apologetic when his mom tells her where he was.
You really just need to watch this. It is golden.
The reason this is both a hot AND psycho girlfriend entry is that the girl is obviously hot. She sends him emails about getting hit on constantly and even letting guys buy her a drink and as soon as they hand her the drink she says, "you remind me of my boyfriend," which #1: an unattractive girl would not do, because c'mon, and #2: is a standard hot-girl move and a type of robbery that should be punishable by fine.
Pissed Off Girlfriend Unloads His Stuff in NYC
This crazy/beautiful redhead loads up her SUV with a guy named Stephen's belongings and yells at him on a public street in New York. She unloads his most valuable belongings while smashing them in front of a small crowd.
Luckily, one of them chose to film it with their camera phone. As she's standing there, symbolically breaking all of this cheating bastard's belongings, she smashes his laptop, bends his golf clubs and almost smashes his flatscreen TV before one of the bystanders begs her not to. She doesn't, and the guy gets a free TV, which must have been one of the coolest moments of his life.
She goes on to yell at the guy and curse him for what he did in a public forum, which goes to show that you should never EVER cheat on your girlfriend because, among other things, you never know what kind of monster you're going to create.
Mousetraps
In another mean-for-no-reason act of psychosis, a girlfriend decides to prank on her boyfriend just because.
The prank? To make sure she never gets treated to an expensive dinner, and that he'll never wait until she finishes first, ever again.
This blonde girl sets up a series of mousetraps in a row, (about 12 or so mousetraps) and decides to make her boyfriend fall down on them, attacking his fingers, legs, chest, face and anywhere else a trap closed.
The plan is actually kind of funny: to set the mousetraps up at the foot of his bed (along with a whole bunch of marbles, just so that he slips, proving that she watched the Home Alone movies), and then at 3 o'clock in the morning, she wakes him up to tell him his car is getting towed.
It happens, everything goes to plan, and the guy is in excruciating pain.
Girls like this need to find better hobbies than terrorizing the one dude who will put up with their crap.
Girlfriend Pranks (Beats?) Boyfriend for Not Picking Her Up From Work
Alright, so this one's actually pretty funny. Click here to view the full video . This girl is pretty insane, and you can definitely tell she's up to something, but she's got some pretty great curves. Let's move on...
So basically, a guy does something careless because he probably has better things to do with his life, and he accidentally forgets to pick up his girlfriend. By the looks of him, he was probably doing something really important to him like playing a pick-up game of basketball or beating up people that look "diffrn't."
So he gets home, his girlfriend plans out a cute little ploy to make sure that she can get this on camera, so she calls out the other guy in the room as having been playing with the camera all day. She tells him a series of knock knock jokes and then finally pulls her trick.
It is actually quite magnificent. She not only splashes water on his face (which is already taking it a tad too far), but slaps him hard across the face immediately following the water. After the water, her coup de gras, she knees him really hard in the balls, sending him falling back against the wall behind him. The most heartbreaking part is that she does all of this right after he apologizes.
Never EVER forget to pick up your psycho girlfriend with way too much time on her hands from her work (most likely as "the cashier that will ruin your day" at the local Rite Aid.)
Call of Duty 4 or Girlfriend?
So basically, this insanely hot girl is sick of her boyfriend playing video games with his friends all the time. And much like everyone on this list, she doesn't talk to him about it, she doesn't leave him or try and consider why she IS with him; she decides to go insane.
She tells the guy filming, who obviously wants to bang her, what is going on as this douche prepares to pull a horrible, expensive, and heartless prank on a guy who probably doesn't completely deserve it. She grabs a bat from her HUGE truck and walks in on her boyfriend and all his friends playing video games and smashes the XBox repeatedly with the bat while they're playing games, ostensibly losing them a crucial match that embarrassed them all.
The most annoying part is how hard the douchebag who's taping this is laughing. He's obviously too ugly for her to want to bang him, so he's trying to get in her good graces, so he supports completely dissing someone who he probably pretended to be "bros" with on camera.
So to answer the question posed by this YouTube video "Call of Duty 4 or Girlfriend?" even though she's kind of a Hispanic Kristen Bell, the answer in this case is "Call of Duty 4 IS my girlfriend" (which is probably so true for so many of us...)
Hot Sugar Momma Destroys PS3
This girl is probably dead. This guy sounded pretty pissed.
So as one of the guys who actually kind of seems like he has it coming on this list, this fed-up girlfriend (who goes to school, pays all the bills, and still doesn't even get to sleep with her boyfriend because he's up all night playing video games... instead of looking for a job) decides, at 3 AM, to teach her boyfriend a lesson.
She angrily stomps downstairs and asks her boyfriend if he knows what time it is. He says no because he's too busy playing the really overrated and underwhelming Ghostbusters game that came out in 2009 and then (clearly not detecting that she's as angry as she is), he tells her to get him something to drink.
This is when s**t truly hits the fan.
She goes nuts on his new PS3 (this is when it first came out, too, so they were actually pretty rare at the time... and extremely expensive), smashes it, and then the camera cuts out after he throws her off of the wreckage of his new purchase.
Girlfriend Deletes WOW Characters
While a World of Warcraft addict goes out to get a pack of cigarettes (that he apparently smokes indoors, so his house will end up smelling like the 70s), his girlfriend expresses, on video, her disdain for his favorite pastime.
She goes on to say that she's going to fix this, which at this point in the list is absolutely terrifying. This guy was supposed to be going on a raid that night, and much like cutting off the water supply in the city as soon as firefighters are needed to put out a fire at a 5-story orphanage, she makes sure that it's not possible for him to raid.
What does she do? She erases hundreds of hours of work by deleting 5-6 (read: ALL of his) Warcraft characters. People have been killed for doing less. This is like throwing paint on a famous work of modern art, or knocking over an award-winning sandcastle right before the judging.
Understandably, the guy is pissed, but after the initial "I just lost my wallet" feeling he experiences, he flips a lid, and doesn't even suspect his girlfriend. He takes it out on his monitor. It's pretty brutal, and she's pretty insane. Why is she on this list? Well... she sounds kinda hot, but her "psycho" quality is off the freaking charts.
Also, it's more probable than not that she's hot because most of the girls who pull this stuff on the Internet, and are so comfortable (for some reason) talking to cameras (which is literally talking to a machine while you're alone) are attractive and are used to a lot of attention because of that and fight back when they don't get it.
Ugh.
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September 19, 2014, 2:03 pm
![The Most Beautiful Women of All Time]( "The Most Beautiful Women of All Time")
List of the most beautiful women of all time: ranked not on talent or accomplishments, but on looks alone. This is a test to see if the so-called "wisdom of the crowd" will actually be able to determine who the most beautiful woman of all time is. If you'd like to rank these women on more than their beauty, consult The Best Actresses in Film History list. This list does not only include prettiest current actresses, but the most beautiful women in history.
So, who is the most beautiful woman ever? Of course, that woman may very well be a total unknown, but since it's impossible to list every woman who's ever existed, and one is less likely to rank people they don't know, this list will obviously be restricted to people who've achieved a fair level of celebrity. A "fair level of celebrity" is defined by being famous enough to have a profile page on Wikipedia or IMDB. Historical figures are accepted IF pictures of them are generally accepted as accurate. Add your own suggestions and this should hopefully be an ever expanding list.
http://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/most-beautiful-women-of-all-time,
Audrey Hepburn
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Charlize Theron
Elizabeth Taylor
Grace Kelly
Marilyn Monroe
Monica Bellucci
Raquel Welch
Rita Hayworth
Sophia Loren
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September 19, 2014, 5:31 pm
![The 23 Hottest Gina Carano Photos]( "The 23 Hottest Gina Carano Photos")
Photos of Gina Carano, one of the hottest girls in movies and TV. There are few girls out there as sexy and fun as Gina Carano. These Gina Carano pics were taken from several different sources, including a variety promotional and magazine photoshoots. They have been turned into a curated image gallery containing only the cutest pictures and jpgs from around the Web.
Gina Carano is an MMA fighter, kickboxer, and fitness model also known as "Crush" on American Gladiators. She is a Muay Thai specialist with a 12-1-1 international record and a 7-1 MMA record. Carano starred in the 2011 action film Haywire as a sexy black ops soldier on a revenge mission.
Can you guess Gina Carano's bra and breast size measurements from these pics? Here are the sexiest Gina Carano pictures, videos and GIFs, ranked by hotness. While there are many sexy Gina Carano photos, these are the hottest around. Gina Carano's measurements and bra size are 38-27-36 inches (97-69-91 cm) and 34D.
Want to see more sexy photos of hot near-nude celebrities and stars? Check out this collection of sexy pics of Arianny Celeste.
http://www.ranker.com/list/hottest-gina-carano-photos/trent-walker,
Gina Carano Relaxing in Gus Fring's Lab
Gina Carano May Have Ripped a Button Off Her Robe
Gina Carano Flexes Even When She Doesn't
Gina Carano is a Double Threat
Gina Carano is in the Holiday Spirit
Gina Carano Can Be a Bit Shy at Times
Use Your Imagination
Gina Carano as Betty Boop
Gina Carano Smiles Before She Puts a Hurtin' On Someone
It's Probably Not a Good Idea to Make Fun of Gina Carano's Shorts
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September 19, 2014, 5:21 pm
![90+ Of Your Dad]( "90+ Of Your Dad")
These photos of your dad's hottest childhood crushes are here as a reminder that some of today's MILFs were yesterday's hotties. Some of these sexy celebrities over 50 (or, 60, or 70, or 80…) are still hot and there are those who are even hotter than any young Hollywood celebrities today (if you agree or not, you can vote over at the older vs. younger celeb hotness list). Admit it, the women your father had adolescent dreams about were total babes.
No one can deny that the famous people featured in the list of women your dad fell in love with as a young man are some of the most beautiful celebrities of all time. The list includes current and long-gone celebs, from legendary film and TV stars, memorable Bond girls, sci-fi babes, as well as gorgeous supermodels and Playboy Playmates. These golden gals come from different backgrounds, some are even international beauties, but one major thing that ties them together is that your father, or perhaps an uncle, cousin, or even grandfather, lusted after these women in their youth.
Who are the hottest Hollywood ladies that were so smoking, your dad couldn't keep his eyes off them? This list of classic babes features photos of celebs at their prime. There are plenty of sexy photos of older stars on this list of your dad's hottest childhood and teenage crushes. Take your pick and vote for your favorite from the gallery below, or re-rank this list your way. Be sure to also check out Ranker's lists of the hottest women over 60, the sexiest women over 50, and women who have gotten hotter with age.
http://www.ranker.com/list/your-dads-hottest-childhood-crushes/greg,
Barbara Eden
Catherine Bach
Dawn Wells
Farrah Fawcett
Heather Locklear
Jaclyn Smith
Lynda Carter
Olivia Newton-John
Raquel Welch
Sophia Loren
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September 16, 2014, 9:31 am
![The Hottest Classic Blonde Bombshells]( "The Hottest Classic Blonde Bombshells")
We've all heard the phrase, "Blondes have more fun" and seen the classic Marilyn Monroe film, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, and the classic blonde bombshells on this list are all the proof you need. But the term "classic blonde bombshell" isn't thrown around for just anyone. The hottest classic bombshells on this list all come from the period that brought us Marilyn, Mae West, and Jean Harlow (the latter being arguably the original blonde bombshell). So which classic blonde bombshell is the hottest?
What is it about that radiant, gorgeous, golden hair?The classic blonde bombshell has, for better or worse, defined entire decades of what is and isn't attractive.
These blondes have stood the test of time as icons, and are exactly who you think of when you hear "classic blonde bombshell." Vote up the hottest, most beautiful, classic blonde bombshells below.
http://www.ranker.com/list/classic-blonde-bombshells/the-sir,
Anita Ekberg
Brigitte Bardot
Catherine Deneuve
Diana Dors
Jayne Mansfield
Joi Lansing
Lana Turner
Marilyn Monroe
Stella Stevens
Ursula Andress
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September 15, 2014, 10:08 pm
![Top 10 Sexiest AI in Video Games]( "Top 10 Sexiest AI in Video Games")
Portal 2 is one of the best games out there, and if If there's one thing I learned from the first game, it's that, I'm not man enough to resist the wiles of sexy synthetic ladies. Besides, I'm no John Conner, so I'll be the first in line for my cybernetic implants once the robo-pocalypse begins. I mean why fight the inevitable? To that end, let's have a little list of the sexiest gynoids and data cores in gaming. If I'm effiecient enough, maybe they'll spare me long enough to kill me via sensory pleasure overload - otherwise known as the single best death imaginable. (Check out Top 5: Sexiest Artificial Intelligence over at Metacafe.)
Now some of these artificially constructed ladies are pretty, some are sultry. Others just have personalities that compensate for the fact that they're really just a hard drive built into your house. But all are sexy . . . as long as you have the right silicone "implants".
By which I mean a direct neural interface with software . . . duh. What did you think perv?
http://www.ranker.com/list/top-10-sexiest-ai-in-video-games/adamthomas,
6. GLaDOS - Portal
OK, we've been looking at obvious "sexy robot gal" contenders for most of this list so far, so let's mix it up a bit shall we? Let's move away into more . . . "cerebral" areas.
I mean we kind of have to, considering GLaDOS here doesn't so exactly have a hot body.
Well "attractive" body anyways, I'm sure her personality cores probably can reach heats in the hundreds of degrees when they really get going, but that's obviously not what I meant.
Still, the lack of a female form doesn't mean some folks haven't tried to figure out what she'd look like in one:
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OR jumped to some conclusions about the very silhouette of her core processing unit being an allusion to a woman in bondage:
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That one might even be intentional on Valve's part. I mean, they usually think of everything, don't they?
So why on earth would people go to such lengths to imagine what GLaDOS would look like if she were a bit more . . . "woman" than AI core? Is she really that charming? Or are all these people demented loners who long ago learned that true IRL interactions with the fairer sex only left them confused and frustrated?
Well OK, that's probably part of it; but no, it really does have to do with her personality. Her abusive, hot-and-cold, maniacally screwed up personality.
GLaDOS switches constantly between loving you and hating you, from going on tirades about your idiotic inept nature, to apologizing for her snappy attitude, to then trying to play off such remarks as bad jokes. She's legitimately funny but definitely screwed up, and constantly teases you with the promise of earthly delights that she's actually fully prepared to deliver to you. . . even if you'll still never get to taste them.
So she's basically every psychotic ex-girlfriend EVER.
If any guy has had to deal with this overly emotional wreck of a girl (and who hasn't really, amirite?) they know that the one benefit to these types of relationships is the wildly awesome time in the sack.
The "cake", if you will.
So while she doesn't have a body, I think this is why so many want her to. We get the subtext, we know what "cake" actually means (Protip: it means vagina-sex).
GLaDOS : proving since 2007 that all it takes to attract men is a manipulative attitude, the ability to promise eventual snacks, and a couple of large orbs.
4. Cortana - Halo
Man, what hasn't been said about Cortana at this point?
Essentially the world's most powerful digital assistant AI, Cortana here is an impressively powerful bit of software to be sure.
She's ble to enter alien hardware and interpret the data found therein in short order. She's highly intelligent and saves Master Chief's cyborg bacon more than a few times, which seems only fair seeing as she often decides to take up residence in the back of his skull.
Now, if she were simply just a smart voice on MC's headset directing all of his actions, that'd be one thing. But as it turns out (and you no doubt are fully aware of since this isn't 2001) her sly personality and visual representation are that of an incredibly attractive young woman.
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Scratch that, an incredibly attractive young woman - who happens to be naked.
So whoever designed her obviously had their priorities straight.
Obviously.
Plus for all those wondering how human -cyborg "relations" might work, without C-3P0 around, Cortana holds the key.
Master Chief being a spartan, is a cybernetic soldier, meaning he has a few robotic bits and pieces running throughout his central nervous system. Obviously Cortana resides within his armor to interact with him and get moved around from place to place, but considering her prowess at entering into various computer systems, it probably also means she could completely interact with Master Chief's cybernetic components. . . and even his bodily functions if she damn well wanted to.
Should Cortana ever decide to actually take her relationship with the Chief to the next level (past the pseudo Mulder and Scully thing they have going on in game) all it would take is for her to "stimulate" certain parts of his anatomy by hacking into his central nervous system.
Yes, that's right. All those times you were trucking around in a Warthog, the Chief was probably getting the world's best hummer from his digital girlfriend.
Of course if she ever got angry with you . . . well, let's just not think about that, shall we?
2. SHODAN - System Shock
Oh SHODAN. You naughty, naughty girl.
Your name may "mean" your just another Sentient Hyper-Optimized Data Access Network, but your words and oh so amazing attitude are your true testament to the beautiful madness of the fairer sex.
I know that some folks might wonder why GLaDOS didn't make it further up the list(especially since her game pretty much inspired it).
Well SHODAN here is why. You see, GLaDOS is definitely the newest hotness when it comes to rampaging super computers controlling entire installations while combining a sexy "take no prisoners" female viewpoint, but she wasn't the first. For video games, that honor is pretty much owned by SHODAN here.
Sure, GLaDOS gets by with her charm, being far funnier and often much nicer, but SHODAN sets the bar for pure bat-s**t insanity.
Again, SHODAN makes GLaDOS look nice by comparison.
GLaDOS. The AI that wanted nothing more than to torture you emotionally before burning you to death.
She actually believes that she's some sort of goddess in a physical manifestation, and when you look at it from her perspective, it's actually not that difficult to see why.
She controls everything on Citadel station, seeing everything though the countless eyes of security cameras, hearing all through the microphones of the f*turistic comm terminals. She can control even the most basic systems within her "body" from doors to elevators to cloning stations. She even sets out to create new life, as is the case with any deity worth their weight in microprocessors.
But like Skynet before her, she sees a flaw: the simple fact that humanity is not under her control.
This is an error she intends to rectify, and despite being mad, she logically creates many redundant means in order to achieve this end, from mining lasers, to viruses, to simply attempting to download herself into Earth's digital networks in order to wreak havoc. hell, she even proves to be semi-immortal when she surprises everyone and comes back for a second round in System Shock 2, even though her original program was utterly destroyed by the hacker that made her during the first game. By the end of this sequel she even decides to manifest physically on top of everything else, so she is no mere HAL-9000 clone anymore but an actual cyber-gal walking amongst us.
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The above image is an artist's rendering of this godly event, but the actual thing involved a lot more "possessing of a human corpse".
So she's a smart, badass villain, you got that. But what makes her completely unforgettable is her attitude.
In both games she sees the player as nothing more than an insect or tool, something small and easily forgotten once she succeeds in her goals. She piles on verbal abuses and threats, and unlike many game antagonists before or since, these are threats that are actually delivered, swiftly and mercilessly. And yet through it all, it's difficult not to be in awe of her, despite her malevolent lunacy.
Sure, you can easily fear her. But at the end of the day, I think everyone actually end up respecting her. It's this gravitas that's makes it difficult for a man to not be allured by her sheer power and intelligence.
Of course, any relationship with SHODAN would have to be pretty damn kinky. She'd obviously be the dom, and you'd have to accept being a submissive pet to her (far from benign) control.
You might also have to accept the fact that she'd probably turn you into a cybernetic mutant killing machine- but come on, you know what you're getting into here. Just have some dirty fun while it lasts, and hope she decides to clone you later.
I for one would love to pant and sweat through her corridors any day.
3. KOS-MOS - Xenosaga
For most of the Xenosaga series, KOS-MOS (for the redundant acronym Kosmos Obey Strategical Multiple Operation Systems) is a rather odd mystery.
She's a super-powered fighting robot that even puts Mega Man to shame, wielding all sorts of ridiculous ways to kill things.
Super strength and speed, the ability to teleport in guns out of nowhere, and even some frickin' big ass laser beams for good measure. She's also fiercely loyal and logical to a fault- as befitting her robotic status.
And for some reason, even though she was co-designed by another woman, who doesn't seem interested in appearing on The Real L Word, she's also super hot - for a robot.
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Oh, and she even has blue hair. Yes, stereotypes of anime exist for a reason.
So if I take this correctly, the creator of Xenosaga seems to think "of course the natural thing when designing hyper powerful battle bots is to put them in the form of attractive young women! I mean why wouldn't you do that? Even if another woman was the one building her. I mean it's the obvious choice. Right?"
Why wouldn't you do that indeed. Oh I know. How about the fact that most robots don't need to look like a human being, let alone a woman to be be perfectly functional? hell, the human form actually has a fair amount of flaws when it comes to navigation over something that could, say, hover around everywhere! But of course that would be bringing logic to a game that decided to leave it at the door when it started trying to become a sci-fi version of the works of Friedrich Nietzsche and religious gnosticism.
Seriously, that's what the Xenosaga games are about. Remember back in the Emeralda entry, where I said that Xenogears was weird? Well the same goes double for Xenosaga.
So, because the devs of the game are the type of over thinking inellectuals who think this is a good idea, there actually is a reason KOS-MOS looks like the next Japanese Pop-star Lady Gaga is going to steal a dress from, but it lives beyond this SPOILER ALERT over here.
You see, KOS-MOS is meant to be an artificial recreation of Mary Magdelene. You know, the old-school new testament woman who was so sexy even Jesus Christ himself decided to raise an eyebrow (and pitch his littlest cross) in her direction? Yeah that one.
So yeah, KOS-MOS is the recreation of a dame so fine even the Son of God took notice AND she's a kick ass robot! What more could a guy ask for?
. . . maybe fewer clothes on her?
There ya go buddy. Some prayers do get answered.
1. EDI - Mass Effect 2
So yeah, originally I was going to give this spot to SHODAN, because well, she's the queen of evil rampaging AI as far as I'm concerned, but then I remembered a rule I have:
When comparing female robots, there is only one rule. If Tricia Helfer is up for contention, she wins.
And yeah well, sorry SHODAN, you'd be fun for those times when a guy wants to get really nasty (and some cybernetic implants) but I hear you've got a mutagenic virus I don't want to catch, and besides EDI here does the one thing neither you nor GLaDOS can attest to:
EDI remains SANE
Plus though not as blatantly a sex object as Cortana in her digital avatar representation, it's difficult not to view it as, well . . .vaginal. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Her name stands for Enhanced Defense Intelligence, and among other things, she lives up to her name, protecting her ship and crew aboard the Normandy SR-2 to the best of her (often shackled) capabilities. But on top of this, she proves to be quite charming. Though your control of Commander Shepard never really has you interacting with EDI too often other than in a few major missions, she does develop a strong rapport with the Normandy's pilot (and resident wise ass) Joker, voiced perfectly by Seth Green.
They bicker and banter like an old married couple. . . and damn it all, it's just too cute to watch!
As I said before though, the real big difference is that EDI doesn't ever stab you in the back and try to blow all of the humans out an airlock President Roslin style. She jokes here and there about her dominance over we organics (as in the attached video) but is actually quite . . . nice.
So if SHODAN is sort of a goddess AI taken to its extreme as in you know, delivering wrath and all that, EDI is the far more benevolent version of the same thing. She's still pretty all powerful on the ship she is, but is using this power for our benefit. I can get behind that.
But for my money the real icing on the cake is that she's still Tricia Helfer. This means that if she did eventually make the upgrade to a body like SHODAN before her, she'd pretty much have to look like this:
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Or maybe this:
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And possibly even this:
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This folks, is a great thing.
If BioWare ever decides to to give EDI some sort of actual body in Mass Effect 3 (hint, hint), I think a great many male Shepards out in the 'verse will be attempting to find romance options between the commander and his ship's computer, completely ditching anything they had going on with either of the boring humans or blue aliens they might have been banging on their save files before.
It's just one of many upgrades that I'm hoping for this coming winter when the trilogy finally ends.
That, and the removal of the god awful smile on every male Shepard model ever.
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I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite creepy s**t-eating grin on the citadel!
5. Noel Vermillion - BlazBlue
Spoiler Alert!
Yeah Noel's totally a robot. Sorry folks who care about BlazBlues' oh so significant "plot".
(All six of you.)
Specifically, she's an earlier model of the game's final boss, who's all cyber-angel-deathwinged out. That's pretty cool and all, but I'll tell you what Nu-13 doesn't have that Noel does:
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Dat Ass.
Which, getting away from such an obvious appeal (not that you would want to), she's also a militaristic gal who knows how to go to town on fools with a pair of huge guns- Equilibrium style.
Oh, and by guns, I do mean actual guns. Seriously look at those things! Dirty Harry has a case of Magnum envy here.
But just in case you thought she was completely without some feminine charm, she's also got an adorable weakness for anything cute. And proving that not every fembot HAS to fit standard stereotypes of Japanese homemakers, she's actually a terrible, terrible cook.
Seriously, being bad at cooking is like basically saying you're a dude in Japan.
So yeah, now that I've said all that . . . I do have to start shaming any man whose ever looked at her with lust in mind.
Why? She's only five years OLD! You sick leches!
OK yeah I guess in software years that actually means she's ancient, but still, I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Ah screw it!
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DAT ASS.
10. Mei Fang - Arcana Heart
Alright, let''s get the most perverted stuff out of the way first, shall we? To that end, meet Mei Fang:
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Thank you Japan! You sick, sick bastards. (oh wait there's like a tragedy over there right now, sorry)
Like Mai Shiranui before her, Mei Fang is pure sexuality oozed into a single fighting game character, solely for the sake of sexuality. But like Ash from the film Alien, "She's a goddamn robot!".
Now, the Arcana Heart series of fighting games is "unique" in that it features an entirely female cast of adolescent girls. . . so yes, it's as perverted as you think it is.
But not wanting to be accused just of heavy pedophilic overtones, the developers decided to appeal to every single fetish they could think of at the time, with each sequel only adding more onto the list.
They're on the third installment now, so this means there's more fetish bait than your entire collection of girl-shaped masturbation body pillows: there's a martial arts chick, a nun, a (sigh) cat girl, a chick with a rather "close" relationship to an amorphous slime monster, and even a chubby Naruto Fangirl (now that's a damn specific fetish if I've ever heard of one).
If Mei Fang has anything going for her above the rest of her cast, it's firstly, she actually has a figure. A COMPLETELY unrealistic figure, but hey she was obviously built by a man. A lonely, lonely man, who probably was going more off his lustful imagination than any actual woman (whom I'm sure he never met) when going over her "schematics". I'm not sure why she's going to high school with the rest of the girls in this game, as she's pretty obviously been built to be the ultimate interpretation of a real doll, and for that you do not need any book learning.
Of course you then find out that she was actually built by a woman . . . and then it's all WTF?!
But just to keep the total chauvinism levels on overload here, know also that Mei Fang here, in addition to her ridiculous bust, and completely appropriate lower body wear, also knows thousands of recipes and is completely subservient.
That's right, she cooks and cleans for you too! Wow, way to be progressive Japan!
. . . says the ass who's writing a list of sexy fembots.
8. Lamia Loveless - Super Robot Wars
Hah! Loveless. I see what you did there makers of Super Robot Wars.
Get it? I mean, she's an android - so emotions would be foreign to her!
Subtle.
So anyways, Lamia here is your standard humanoid robot sent to spy on you, and who (of course) eventually learns the value of organic life and decides not to betray the good guys because they're awesome. You know, the standard Cylon drill really (at least for Asian robots).
Or maybe she's closer to a female Data from Star Trek: TNG? After all she learns of human ways and decides to follow her "heart" whatever that actually is. To become more human. It's really a trope that's been done to death, and there's little that's actually notable about her.
Except that both she and her giant mechanized fighting battlesuit have gigantic breasts:
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Seriously. Her nickname ends up being "Boing-chan".
Subtlety strikes again Super Robot Wars devs!
Of course, this is why she's on this list. You might want to start accusing me of objectifying women (if you haven't already), but let me pose this question to you: Am I really objectifying them if they're are actually objects? Isn't that what a robot is? An Object? Isn't that, you know, OK?
So really neither I nor the makers of Super Robot Wars should be accused of sexism. Obviously.
Besides I'm sure mech-t**s have SOME sort of functional purpose. Right? I mean maybe . . . they distract the other pilots?
9. Adjutants - Starcraft
Ever see that Bjork video where the Queen of Iceland herself (if that's not her official status it should be) is built in a Prius factory while she sings about whatever it is that Bjork actually warbles about?
Yeah, I saw that smack dab in the middle of puberty . . . which is probably why I find the Adjutants of Starcraft strangely alluring. Something about watching a beautiful woman being built is just, well at the very least fascinating, if not intriguing. But before you go and say that I'm some sort of freak (which is obviously the case) know that this image exists:
Which means that at least I'm not the only one.
Now the Adjutants are (generally speaking) little more than supercomputers the Terran military uses to help coordinate their battles against their enemies in Starcraft. Of course this essentially amounts to a prettier voice being the one you hear telling you that you need more minerals of vespene gas rather than that deep bass of the Protoss.
So how is she sexy? Well I think I'm going to pull a Cleveland and go with the "Does no one else here find power sexy?" argument.
I'm with Mr. Brown on this one. Yes, power is sexy, and who always has the most power? The computer "assisting" with the war effort, that's who. Thank god they built them with boobs!
Sure some will balk that robot women have cold dead eyes, monotone voices, and no personality to speak of. But hey, isn't that what most men want in a woman?
It's not?
Oh.
Well then I better get back on my meds once I'm done with this list then.
7. Emeralda Kasim - Xenogears
OK, so Esmeralda here isn't exactly super hot by anime chick standards. I mean, she doesn't have the overabundant assets of Mei Fang or Lamia above her, and compared to most ladies in videogames, she's actually quite reasonably dressed.
(of course this statement doesn't really speak too highly of women in games, but I digress)
See? There's just some midriff, and a little bit of thigh. Pretty scandalous . . . if this was 1955.
So why is Emeralda here?
Well, filler mostly, but aside from that -she's a female T-1000!
That's right, Emeralda is actually a networked nanite cloud taking the form of a full grown woman. Sure, she chooses to look like a green-haired babe most of the time, but occasionally she turns her hands into knives, her hair into a scythe, legs into drills and just and go on a buck wild in her "Kill All Humans" moments.
Not that she would, seeing as she's pretty benevolent nanite colony created in the protagonist's previous life to aid humanity before he was reincarnated. Oh yeah, did I mention that Xenogears has sort of a weird story? Well it does.
But it's that shapeshifting ability, more than anything else, that gets her on the list. I mean, you might not like her green-hair/deep tan combo, but it doesn't have to be that way! She can be buxom, or skinny, or a red head, or well . . . anything! At the very least, she'd be "flexible". If you get my drift.
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Which if my man Garrus has taught me anything, is a good thing.
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September 20, 2014, 1:16 pm
![The Hottest Celebrities of All Time]( "The Hottest Celebrities of All Time")
This list of hot celebrities is ranked by pop culture junkies worldwide, making it the best place to find the sexiest celebrities according to actual fans. Mila Kunis, Jessica Alba, and Scarlett Johansson are all known for their beautiful faces and sexy bods.
The actors, actresses, singers, models, and personalities on this list have some of the hottest bodies in show business, and most have talent, too. Among those included are winners of Oscars, Grammys, and Emmy Awards, marking them as not only the most attractive celebrities, but also some of the best in their fields.
Anyone can vote on this hottest celebrities list, and you can even add your own list of hot celebs to these rankings. From the famous people of the past to the hot celebrities of the moment, this list spans all of entertainment and pop culture. And, if you're really looking to turn up the heat, just click any of the images in the list to see large, full color pics of your favorite celeb hotties. Now that's hot.
http://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/the-beautiful-people-the-hottest-celebrities-of-all-time,
Charlize Theron
Emma Watson
Hayden Panettiere
Jessica Alba
Kate Beckinsale
Megan Fox
Mila Kunis
Natalie Portman
Olivia Wilde
Scarlett Johansson
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September 21, 2014, 9:11 am
![The 36 Sexiest Zooey Deschanel Pics of All Time]( "The 36 Sexiest Zooey Deschanel Pics of All Time")
Photos of Zooey Deschanel, one of the hottest girls in movies and TV. Zooey started her career in 1999 in the movie "Mumford." She went on to star in such amazing films like "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy," "Elf," and "(500)Days of Summer." She is currently starring on the hit FOX TV show "New Girl." Zooey is also the lead singer of the band "She&Him."
How big of a fan are you of Zooey Deschanel? Big enough to know her bra size and measurements? There are few girls out there as sexy and fun as Zooey Deschanel. The hottest pics in this Zooey Deschanel photo gallery include body shots as well as photos of her beautiful face. So, in honor of one of the greatest ladies in Hollywood, here are the sexiest Zooey Deschanel pictures ranked by hotness.
These Zooey Deschanel pics were taken from a variety of different sources, including several promotional and magazine photoshoots, and have been turned into a curated image gallery containing only the cutest pictures and jpgs from around the Web. While there are many sexy Zooey Deschanel photos, these are the hottest around. Zooey Deschanel's measurements and bra size are 35-24-35 inches (89-61-89 cm) and 32C. Click here for all the sexy info on Zooey.
Want to see more sexy photos of hot near-nude celebrities and stars? Check out these collections of Kate Beckinsale photos, January Jones photos and sexy Anne Hathaway pics.
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Zooey Deschanel in Something Slightly Scantily Clad
Scientific fact: Zooey's eyes are 2x larger than normal eyes. Don't believe me? Check it out.
Zooey Deschanel Wears Dresses to Bed Just Like All the Regular Girls
This Would Be a Great Threesome
Zooey's Sexiest Picture Because That Bottomless One You See Everywhere Is Fake
Want see how she can even make being a dork sexy? Click here!
Zooey Deschanel in Lace Trim One-piece Bandeau
Zooey Deschanel and the Internet Audience's Bouncing Eyes
Because *Vintage* Trailers Aren't Trashy
Zooey Deschanel Fishing for Koi Like a Jerk
Her Eyes Are Twice the Size of Regular Eyes, Which Makes Them Bigger Targets
This Dress Reminds You That Zooey Deschanel Has Two (Count Them Two) Breasts
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September 21, 2014, 12:41 am
![39 Hot Girls You Probably Didn]( "39 Hot Girls You Probably Didn")
A list of the hottest vegetarians. Ever since the beginning of time (or at least Earth), humans have snacked on plants and all types of food that wasn't meat. While vegetarianism started gaining mainstream acceptance during the 1960s when hippies popularized the diet, only recently did it start becoming more normal, and actually accepted by even the most red-blooded carnivore has begrudgingly stopped cracking jokes at vegetarians. Do you know why? Because as vegetarianism has become popular, no, not because of The Smiths song "Meat is Murder," but instead because the number of hot vegetarians has grown exponentially over the years. Before, vegetarians were seen a raggedy. Not so much anymore. In fact, every year, PETA hands out its Sexiest Vegetarian of the Year, which is bestowed on a person who fits that bill.
There are no shortage of hot vegetarians. When you can count Hayden Panettiere, Olivia Wilde, Natalie Portman and Carrie Underwood as vegetarians, it's clearly become way more than a movement. There are a slew of other singers, athletes, models, actresses and comediennes on this list who be described as the hottest vegetarians. Not only is being a vegetarian a wise choice for your health, but also seems to get these ladies recognition outside of their work.
This is the list of the hottest vegetarians living today. If you notice that someone is missing from this list, feel free to add her. Vote or re-rank this list according to who you think is hottest vegetarian in the world.
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Alyssa Milano
Christian Serratos
Hayden Panettiere
Jenna Dewan
Jessica Paré
Joss Stone
Kellie Pickler
Shania Twain
Renee Olstead
Lexi Belle
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September 18, 2014, 12:21 pm
![The 10 Hottest TV Show WAGS of All Time]( "The 10 Hottest TV Show WAGS of All Time")
What is a WAG? They are the women and girlfriends of athletes. This is a list of the hottest wags, which shows you the benefits of being a great athlete. Enjoy!
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Eva Longoria
The Desperate Housewives star is frequently seen on the sidelines of San Antonio Spurs games cheering on her husband Tony Parker.
Click here for the full-size image of Eva Longoria
Gemma Atkinson
Cristiano Ronaldo has dated his fair share of women despite those rumors out there about him, and Atkinson is one of the finest.
Click here for the full-size image of Gemma
Joanna García
Garcia, best known for her TV roles on Reba and Privileged, is engaged to Nick Swisher.
Click here for the full-size image of Joanna Garcia
Kim Kardashian
Kim dated Reggie Bush and Miles Austin
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Meagan Good
These days Good is dating Kansas Chiefs running back Thomas Jones, so it' safe to say that when he's not scoring touchdowns, he'll be, um, scoring touchdowns.
Click here for the full-size image of Meagan Good
Minka Kelly
Cheryl Cole
She was married to Chelsea football player Ashley Cole, but the two divorced in May. Thank you, Ashley.
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Heidi Hamels
The wife of Phillies star Cole Hamels, Heidi is a former Playboy Model and was a contestant on Survivor.
Click here for the full-size image of Heidi Hamels
Brittany Binger
Remember when Grady Sizemore sent those pictures of himself that were leaked on the Internet?
I'm honestly unsure if they're still together, but I don't think we would know who she is had Sizemore's unfortunate incident never happened.
Click here for the full-size image of Brittany Binger
Lauren Pope
Lauren is dating Shaun Wright-Phillips, who is a soccer player for Manchester City.
Click here for the full-size image of Lauren Pope
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September 21, 2014, 6:01 am
![The 13 Hottest Video Game Voice Over Actresses]( "The 13 Hottest Video Game Voice Over Actresses")
We hear these women's voices more often than we do real women's voices who aren't our moms. From the entire roster of Lara Croft voices, to the voices of some of the hottest character from games like Mass Effect, The Old Republic, Kingdom Hearts and more, here are the hottest voice actresses in the video game business today.
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Adrienne Wilkinson
Adrienne Wilkinson is probably best known for her role of Livia/Eve, the daughter of Xena on the popular Xena: Warrior Princess. But that’s if you don’t play video games. Adrienne is a high priestess of video game voice overs, with a career spanning 15 years!
She is of Irish, Scottish, English, Cherokee, Danish and German heritage, so you have almost every base covered with this chick. She’s also one of those "good girls" that "care" about things other than video games. She does a boatload of charity work, which includes a focus on literacy programs, animal welfare and children. Her website hosts an annual charity auction each November which helps to support families dealing with medical expenses.
Come on, can you be more perfect?
More importantly, she's voiced Gianna in SWTOR, Maris Brood in Force Unleashed I and II, Brayko's girl in Alpha Protocol, Some sorority girls/strippers in Saints Row 2 (aww yeah)/Samantha in Saints Row I, she did some work on Command & Conquer 3, Dead to Rights, Everquest and more!
Here's an example of some of her finer voice work.
Eliza Dushku
C'mon, it's Eliza Dushku. She got behind and voiced a game called "Wet". That alone is hot enough to get her on this list.
You might know her as that chick that stripped for DJ Qualls in The New Guy. (God rest your soul if you've seen that movie... I paid to see it in theatres. I know, I know. There should be a support group.)
Or, more notably as Faith from Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel, or the main character Echo in Joss Whedon's worst show Dollhouse or the equally just-kind-of-alright Tru Calling as "Tru".
She's voiced Yumi in the English version of the game Yakuza, Shaundi in Saints Row 2, the main character (Rubi) in Wet and more!
And now, for some of her finer voice work.
Hayden Panettiere
I had no idea she voiced Kairi (your main love interest) from Kingdom Hearts before this. Kingdom Hearts, apparently, got just about the hottest voice cast they possibly could.
Hayden Panettiere played Claire the cheerleader in Heroes before it got rightfully cancelled, starred in that one Bring It On movie that basically has the same plot as a Kung Fu movie (where she swears never to cheer again, but is forced to in order to help a rag tag group make it to the championships... I'm not kidding) and as the hot girl that loves horror movies and has the adorable little T-Rex arms from Scream 4.
Her biggest achievement in video game voice work, though, is playing Kairi from Kingdom Hearts in every single iteration of the game.
I'd give her my paopu fruit (I'm so sorry for that joke).
Here she is playing Kairi. Mind. Blown. (And well. Done.)
Jennifer Hale
Bare with me here, just looking at her you might not think she belongs at the top of this list, but this is Jennifer f*cking Hale.
All of the ladies on this list are some of the most beautiful women in show business, but when it comes to voices in gaming, none of them are hotter or more important than Jennifer Hale.
She's Female Commander Shepard, Naomi from Metal Gear, Samus Aran, and like a MILLION other voices (including Female Satele Shan in SWTOR, Phoenix in MvC3: Fate of Two Worlds, Arwen in LOTR: Aragorn's Quest Cinderella/Aurora in Kingdom Hearts and more!).
Though she's older now, it's obvious she was a hottie back in the day, and still totally has MILF status. Oh, and considering she's also Ophelia from Brutal Legend, she sounds much younger, and hotter, than even some of the youngest starlets in Hollywood today.
... But seriously, that VOICE. If men could f*ck a voice, I think most would f*ck Jennifer Hale's.
Mandy Moore
She played f*cking Aerith. Yes, it was only in Kingdom Hearts, but she played Aerith. I mean, she wasn't great at it, but she still did it. And it was awesome. And just that very thing belongs on this list because it was kind of a "holy shi*t" moment in the game where she and Cloud talk, even after what's happened in FF VII.
It's like they know
Kingdom Hearts was a game where seeing Aerith came out of NOWHERE for me. She was gone... she was, like, GONE. And then she wasn't. Mandy Moore is not only hotter than any other American voice actress that's ever portrayed Aerith, but she was the one who voiced her when I had that "aww" moment in KH where you actually get her as a character again.
In case you didn't play Final Fantasy VII here's what losing Aerith is like:
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Enter Mandy Moore, teen pop idol from the 90s and overall hottie, to voice this awesome, iconic character in games. It not only worked out perfectly, but her voice talents (that have now been lent out to many an animated movie including a new Disney princess in Tangled) make it that much more awesome.
*tear*
Rachael Leigh Cook
Ever since she became "All That", Rachael Leigh Cook has kept a relatively low profile, sticking mostly to TV movies and, of course, Video Games. Playing the role of Tifa Lockhart in the last few iterations of Kingdom Hearts II and the recent Dissida 012: Final Fantasy, being a voice in Star Wars: The Old Republic, and playing the non-Eliza Dushku chick in Yakuza, Rachel Leigh Cook's voice hasn't left us alone recently.
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Stana Katic
Sure, her name might be unpronounceable to most English speaking people, but Stana is one of the most gorgeous women you will ever see (or, not see) doing voicework.
She was even named the #1 Hottest Women in 2011 by BuddyTV for her role on the popular TV show "Castle".
Before she landed the role of Det. Kate Beckett on "Castle" she was also on a little show called "Heroes" as well as in the last Bond movie, "Quantum of Solace".
Stana was recently in "Batman: Arkham City", one of the top games of 2011 as the sexy Talia al Ghul. The daughter of the sinister Ra's al Ghul, Talia is often a love interest to Batman, so it only makes sense that the sultry Katic would be a perfect fit for her.
Warning: Arkham City spoilers below
Tara Strong
Even if you have probably never heard her name, if you have watched any cartoons or played any video games since the mid-90's you have heard Tara Strong's voice. One of the most prolific voice actors in the industry today, Strong has provided the voices of characters like, Bubbles (Powerpuff Girls), Ben Tenyson (Ben 10), Timmy Turner (Fairly Oddparents) and Batgirl (Batman The Animated Series).
Along with doing all these voices and more for TV and Films, she has also voiced numerous video games including the recent gaming masterpiece "Batman: Arkham City" where she reprised her role as the sexy insane Harley Quinn.
Tara is also playing the voice of the sexy zombie-killing cheerleader in the upcoming "Lollipop Chainsaw".
Tricia Helfer
Tricia Helfer has never NOT been the hottest girl playing someone hot in a nerdy property. Blowing everyone away as Caprica/Six in Battlestar Galactica (with one the first roles of her career), she spends a lot of the series in a tight red dress, seductively talking to Gaius Baltar. (Click here to see her nude poses from a photo book.)
Just like she does in Spider-Man: Web of Shadows, where every line she delivers in the game can basically be looped continuously while watching adult videos on the internet. Or so I've heard.
*sirens sound outside my window*
In addition to her great work on that game, she's also done the voice of Sarah Kerrigan in Starcraft II, the EDI voice in Mass Effect and the voice of that girl you REALLY want to save in ODST, but just can't seem to be able to (unless I was doing it wrong) and Command and Conquer.
Here's a great sample of her hottest video game performance ever (unless you're into robotic voices, then her EDI performance is probably more you're bag and you probably should speak to someone -- someone real -- about it). Watch her act CIRCLES around the dude who plays Spider-Man
BONUS: Here's some dude who decided to photoshop pictures of Tricia Helfer to make it look like she dressed up as Black Cat at some point, made into a slideshow/montage set to what sounds like Creed, but is actually just as bad... new Metallica. What. The. F*ck.
Yvonne Strahovski
Or as you might know her, Yvonne Strahovski, has changed her name a few times -- from a really hard to pronounce at first reading Polish last name, to a just kind of hard to pronounce at first reading Polish last name. In case you need some more to jolt your memory, here's a pic of her naked wearing only body paint.
She's an Australian actress whose body (and acting) is featured in the hit NBC show Chuck that was actually really cute and entertaining for the three seasons. There's always at least one self-aware, gratuitous shot of some of her curves in pretty much every episode of Chuck. She's come to be one of the hottest women on television for these moments and for the fact that she's actually not bad at the whole acting thing.
More importantly, she's Mass Effect's Miranda Lawson, a genetically enhanced woman who looks as almost genetically superior to every human being as Strahovski herself.
Not only does she play one of the most major characters in one of the best gaming franchises of the last 10 years, but she actually does so well. Like, really well. Her voice acting isn't stinted, overdone and it doesn't sound like a person holding a gun the size of two toddlers is speaking to everyone like they're 5. She sounds like a person, and she's hot, so, hats off to this wonderful, beautiful, talented lady.
And now, of course, one of the Miranda Lawson's sex scenes, voiced, of course, by none other than this wonderful blonde lady we've been talking about for waaay too long in this list so far:
FUN BONUS: She's one of those people that, when asked about gaming, says she's "really into Angry Birds"... but like... she means business...
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September 21, 2014, 12:01 pm
![The 29 Hottest Pictures of Anna Kournikova]( "The 29 Hottest Pictures of Anna Kournikova")
Photos of Anna Kournikova, one of the hottest girls in sports. Anna began playing tennis at the young age of 8. She has played all around the world and has earned multiple awards including WTA Newcomer of the Year and WTA Doubles Team of the Year. She has retired from tennis and is currently a trainer on the popular show "Biggest Loser".
There are few girls out there as sexy and fun as Anna Kournikova. This Anna Kournikova photo gallery includes pics of her face and body from the red carpet, beach, and even magazine photo shoots. Here are the sexiest Anna Kournikova pictures, videos and GIFs, ranked by hotness.
These Anna Kournikova pics were taken from a variety of different sources, including several promotional and magazine photoshoots, and have been turned into a curated image gallery containing only the cutest pictures and jpgs from around the Web. While there are many sexy Anna Kournikova photos, these are the hottest around.
Want to see more sexy photos of hot near-nude celebrities and stars? Check out these collections of Danielle Lloyd photos, Stacy Keibler photos and sexy Larissa Riquelme pics.
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Anna Kournikova Needs a Boost
Anna Kournikova Knows Better Than to Swim in Her Dress
Anna Kournikova Can't Find Her Contact
Anna Kournikova Will Break You in Half
Anna Kournikova is Well Aware That She Forgot Her Towel
Anna Kournikova is the Captain Now
Anna Kournikova Can Do Backflips, Just Watch
Anna Kournikova Could Use Some Sunscreen
No One Backs Anna Kournikova in a Corner
Anna Kournikova Should Be Wary of Sharks
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