There is nothing better than watching epic webcam fails – especially when it's of girls who think they look fabulous getting caught. These 13 webcam fails of girls dancing, hair whipping, and trying to be some kind of contemporary gymnast will have you laughing like a jerk until you fall out of your chair and commit your own webcam fail crime.
If you're looking for the best examples of girls failing on webcame, then this is the place to be. One of the biggest differences between videos of guys and girls is that guys generally avoid the webcam humiliation – and this list shows us why. With so many examples of what could go wrong, why would anyone choose to try? This list shows some of the most epic and pathetic webcam girl fails for your own amusement.
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The Jesus is What Sells It
It starts out pretty well, a pretty normal looking girl is transformed once her shirt comes off, displaying her amazing rack and her great bra. This should be an EPIC cam girl moment... until she falls, slowly, but surely, for seemingly no reason.
It really doesn't even seem like the fall is all that much of a big deal until you hear what she says at the end after being on the floor for a bit... "... oh Jesus..."
Not only has she embarrassed herself in front of whoever was awesome enough to be taking video-capture of the event, but she hurt herself and looked like a damn fool instead of looking damn sexy.
So, once again, remember to be mindful of your surroundings, have fun, but be careful about what tricks you try that you've never tried before.
Hell, this list is turning into a verifiable "what NOT to do if you're a cam girl" list. If anyone makes a webcame mistake after reading this list, you're really on your own.
Seriously, Who is Telling These People That Chairs Are Safe for Dancing?
So this is two teenage girls in bikinis dancing for a camera with two chairs set up in opposite sides of the screen... TO THE MOTHERF*CKING GUILE THEME. Yes, the theme for the Street Fighter character Guile.
Originally, they're dancing to Britney Spears (like a lot of girls who fall seem to do, for some reason), but someone cut this viral video so that it looks like they're dancing to the Guile theme, because according to the creator of the video "The Guile Theme Goes with Everything."
They seem to have actually thought this out, unlike most chicks on this website, only, unfortunately, one of them severely under-estimates how much she weighs (something that, despite years of therapy, she will never do again.)
Drunk Belly Dancer Decides to Have a Nap on the Glass Table
This girl whips her hair back and forth (a mistake we've already learned that you should really try and avoid) and then makes herself so dizzy with that move that she can't even walk anymore.
She side steps a bit and falls for about an entire second and, stupidly/awesomely, doesn't stop dancing the whole time.
She crashes into the glass table after what she does at 00:44. She breaks a bunch of beer bottles, ruins the mood, and that poor guy probably even didn't get laid. The world is a really hard place to live sometimes.
Cam Girls Are NOT Acrobats
She really does more playing with her hair and closing her closet door than she does dancing. She tries to use her hips and fails, but hey, she's a hot, blonde, college chick who's decided to show off the s**tty tattoo on her lower abdomen and make a video for people.
Hey, maybe the troops will see this. This is pretty much how I justify, logically, why the hell any girl would bother to dance on camera for strangers.
When this girl falls is when most girls on this list fall: when they decide that they're so well prepared from their last 30 seconds of experience in dancing, that they also then have the skills of an acrobat.
Cam girls everywhere: YOU ARE NOT ACROBATS.
At about 00:47, the girl starts climbing onto something in her room (don't these girls ever clean their room?) and bites it once it fails on her, because it's probably just a bunch of her shoes under three of her shirts over five of her sweaters.
Club Hero Catches Falling Dancing Girl
A cute girl in white pants (let's hope it's not after Labor Day) decides to break it on down for everyone at a club while some guy decides to video tape it "for later" (if you didn't show she was going to fall, why the hell else would you tape something like this?)
She's pulling what seem to be all her regular moves to '90s booty-shakin' dance music. She knows the words to the song and has a butt that just won't quit... until her balance does.
She falls off the bar she's dancing on, and then a dude who's casually walking by with a motherf*cking lollipop in his mouth catches her right before her head hits the ground, saving her from a concussion and getting applause from the people behind the camera.
This guy better have gotten a good "reward," because with his cat-like reflexes, he just saved some dumb drunk girl's life. Like a f*cking BOSS.
Hot Girl with Tattoos is Caught Dancing by Her Gardeners
So this video (which some think is fake because seriously, she can't see herself on the webcam?) features a hot girl wearing mis-matched underwear. She's bleach-blonde and decides to make a webcam video for her boyfriend or, perhaps, the Internet. Either way, this thing is going to have an audience.
This camgirl's a bad dancer, like most chicks on this list, because she's white. Either that or she hasn't passed her final exam for stripper school. Either way, this girl does the strip-dancing equivalent of holding your date's shoulders during a slow dance in middle school – just the bare bones minimum.
So, as she dances for the camera, playing with her hair and touching herself all over, she's typing to whomever she's dancing for and is engrossed in what she's doing so much that she doesn't notice the towel she put over her blinds (why didn't she just use the blinds?) came down, exposing her to the two gardeners working outside. The gardeners watch until they get discovered. Hilarity ensues.
This is funny for three reasons:
1. She thinks people care about what she has to say (even though she's probably just denying nude requests).
2. The guys in the chatroom watching her dance DON'T TELL HER THAT OTHER DUDES ARE THERE. This is probably the best part. She's baring it all for some horny, lonely dudes on the Internet, and they don't even have the common decency to tell her she's being watched by actual people.
3. The gardeners make absolutely NO ATTEMPT to hide themselves or the fact that they're watching her. What the hell – do they think that she can't see them? Not only this, but the first guy notices, does a double take, and then registers what is happening and approaches the window slowly, like he's just seen something as unbelievable as an alien landing. (Arguably, he had).
He calls his buddy over and they just stand there, watching in awe, taking in the view until she sees them; they run and she desperately tries to get the towel back up, again, instead of using her blinds. WTF, lady?
BONUS: the original guy who saw her is wearing a spoof of a SUBWAY sandwiches shirt that instead says "Zombies: Eat Fresh."
If You're a Cam Girl, Stay Awake
Self explanatory:
I Only Assume This Girl is Still Alive Because This Video Exists
Just to add a bit of Latin flavor to this list, we have this insanely curvaceous and amazing-looking girl practicing her belly dancing/booty shaking, like all Brazilian women do as a rite of passage as soon as they reach their "hot" stage – which happens at different times for every Brazilian woman, but does happen to every Brazilian woman.
As this girl, who's only wearing a bra and a sarong, dances for the camera, she decides to use a break in the music to lean back using her dresser like you would a stripper pole. Now, this would be a pretty sexy move usually, as we get a great gander down her bra and she gets to arch her neck and back in a carnal, animal sexy way.
Unfortunately, though, she apparently doesn't really have enough things in her dresser to support her weight, and the entire thing falls on her.
Seriously, the only reason I assume this girl is alive is because I sincerely doubt that if she died, her parents/friends would then upload it to the Internet.
Better Leave the Hair-Whipping to Willow Smith
Her first mistake was listening to The Black Eyed Peas. Unfortunately, not even The Black Eyed Peas' positivity and enthusiasm could save this girl from getting hurt.
She's got cute booty shorts on, she's got her matching bra, her hair-brush microphone, and her webcam is all set up, but unfortunately, she mixes her pop culture signals and decides to start whipping her hair back and forth.
Little did she know, it's not as easy as it looks. This should be left to the 9-year-old professionals in the Smith family that will soon take over the world like some catchy, talented and successful Children of the Corn.
What really sells this one is that she's actually in pain. You feel kinda bad for her because even though she's dancing for people on the Internet, she's probably kind of a good person and she hit her head, at full force, on the corner of an open cabinet.
We've all done this at some point or another and hey, at least she looked good doing it.
Nobody Needs Lamps Anyway? Or Tables?
So, this girl who looks more like a professional dancer (for a high school in the late 90s, early 2000s) throws down some moves after saying a bunch of stuff in a language from a country where everyone's blonde and attractive (so you really do have to have skills like this).
She ends up saying one English phrase before she gets started, but if I understand correctly, she says that this is her final project for something. She's going to be incubated for months after this and will perform some professional feat of great courage. "Check this out"...
She starts dancing everywhere in the room and forgets that her parents' tiny apartment isn't her school gymnasium.
At about 00:49, the girl does a giant kick, breaking the lamp above her head, then panics and falls so unexpectedly that she brings a table mantle and whatever the hell's on the table in front of her down with her. It also looks like it knocked whatever camera she was using down.
Remember, kids, if you're video taping yourself dancing, make sure you have enough room, be mindful or your surroundings, and never improvise, because you're really not that talented.