Prepare to gather up your magazines, curl up in a ball and weep openly. These smoking women have shown plenty of skin on camera, teased the hell out of you but have refused to bare it all, even for millions of dollars. From reigning babe Jessica Alba to Britney Spears in her hay day to even people everyone's seen naked like Paris Hilton, here are the 20 hottest women who've turned down Playboy, yet continue to turn you on.
For more sexy ladies, check out these lists of the hottest British women and hottest French ladies.
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Cheryl Cole
Cheryl Cole is a British singer who's part of a British p***ycat Dolls type band called Girls Aloud (see what they did there?). She's currently also a judge on the American Idol style show (they do "their own thing" in other countries, it seems) The X Factor. Unlike Paula Abdul, you can actually look at Cheryl Cole, though, and it doesn't burn.
So no idea why this person never did Playboy. Maybe she's just waiting for that last minute to finally cash in, kind of like in an eBay auction, but who knows. Also, she probably would've been in the British Playboy which means we'd get a few measley pages here and there or have to pay double for what is essentially the same magazine only talking about stuff we don't give a crap about.
Heidi Klum
Heidi Klum is a supermodel. We've all seen her naked. So what the hell?
Seriously. Women that have made a career out of showing their body probably shouldn't see themselves as "too good" for stuff. If you knew that Heidi Klum was doing a Playboy spread, would you think any differently of her? No.
Look. Here she is in her underwear.
So why not in Playboy? Maybe she's protecting her brand, or maybe she was too picky. So, according to Page Six, she demanded a black and white cover and photoshoot, as well as a female photographer. Playboy didn't like these terms, so they took back the $1 Million and both parties went their separate ways.
Jennifer Aniston
Jennifer Aniston has been completely naked in magazines before, so why not in Playboy? Apparently a lot of people still see nudity as something that objectifies women and makes things a little more "perverted", which is most likely why Jennifer Aniston repeatedly says no to Playboy's advances.
The craziest part is that Hugh Hefner has offered her $4 Million for posing, as a flat rate, but also offered her sales incentive where if they sold enough magazines, she would get $10 Million.
That's right, she turned down freaking $10 MILLION NOT TO DO PLAYBOY.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Looking fine on a bed has pretty much cut it for Jennifer Love Hewwitt for the last decade or so, but she's absolutely refused to do much more nudity than she did in that tanning scene in I Still Know What You Did Last Summer.
Although reportedly flattered, she said no when they asked her to take it all off because she still looks absolutely amazing. I mean, there's that George Lopez video from just this last year of her talking about how she VaJazzles herself (that is vagina bedazzling, for all you guys not around for the first part of 2010.)
She's also apparently getting paid to go on dates with guys from eHarmony right now for some reason.
Jessica Alba
Nobody in the hot-girls in Hollywoodsphere has kept her skin completely out of the public, her nethers fully-clothed while getting out of cars or her twins under cover better than Jessica Alba.
Sure, she regularly gives us beach shots like THIS, but she rarely if ever actually gets down for the silver screen.
Rachel Weisz
Rachel Weisz's Esquire magazine shoot pretty much says it all. The woman has aged like wine that would put you well into a barrage of overdraft fees for the next three months.
Her body is absolutely smashing and she wants to show it off. THAT'S why she didn't do Playboy. She doesn't like how they airbrush their models (and frankly, she's 100% right.) Though she has done some wonderful photoshoots that you can see here.
If they were to do something a little more raw, like say, the Esquire video that's to the left, then she probably would've been totally game. Unfortunately, Playboy's a little too "American" in that it airbrushes perfection into already perfect women, therefore sometimes making things LESS sexy.
This is a woman after my own heart.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
During her Buffy days, Sarah Michelle Gellar was one of the hot ones, and one of the most coveted geek women ever (who wasn't actually a geek.)
Joss Whedon (creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer) wouldn't have a problem with sexing Buffy up a little, and actually had a few whole seasons where Buffy had all kinds of sex (and now an entire climax in the comic books about Buffy having sex, no pun intended.)
So it wasn't that she was leaning on her studio/PR manager/Agent saying no, it's just that she was that conservative. And after 7 seasons of a successful television show that still has one of the most rabid and loyal followings in the history of entertainment, you can do that.
So, she can parade around in bras, wear only black lingerie, hang around in highly questionable business attire, dance around like this and participate in one of the hottest lesbian kisses in the history of film, but she can't do Playboy.
Even though she's a complete sweetheart, that, is weird. Luckily, she's aged like wine and if that Buffy reboot ever goes through she'll be relevant enough to warrant a spread. Here's hoping!
Stacy Keibler
Stacey Keibler could beat the living crap out of you. If you want to see her naked, you're going to have to fight her for it.
Regularly making the Maxim Top 100, she's been asked various times to pose nude for Playboy, but will not. Pretty soon she should be getting pretty pissed about the whole thing, so they probably would be well advised to stop. Besides, you can see from this Top 20 Hottest Pics list that Stacy is doing just fine without them.
This actress and Wrestling star hasn't really given up too much skin beyond what you can see in the video to the left.
Ashley Greene
Ashley Greene is probably the only good thing to come out of the whole Twilight craze. Well that and, occasionally, Kristen Stewart. She plays a forgettable character in the worst thing that kids have liked since bringing guns to school, but she looks like THIS, and like she does to the left over here.
She apparently won't do Playboy because of her very young fan base.
This girl makes no sense, but once Twilight is over, you know she'll start getting down a little more in order to get "taken seriously" in her "film career."
Katy Perry
Katy Perry is easily one of the hottest womeon on Earth (who is famous) right now. Her faux innocence and carefree attitude hugely contribute to the fact that pretty much every man in America wants to have sex with her and that almost every one of us has imagined her naked (male or female.)
(And who can forget her run in with Sesame Street. College Humor couldn't.)